Tommy Chong
Buster 'The Body' Crab, Man, Ticket Guy, Ralph, Screaming Woman, Bob Bitchin, Laidback Lenny, Blind Melon Chitlin, Doctor, Ashley Roachclip, Com Soldier, Brown, R.F.D. Soldier #1, Leslie Horwinkle, Stoner, Security Guard, Guy in Bathroom, Nemo's Track's, Narc, Radio Host, Billy, Horseface, Chongo, Sgt. Stadanko, Captain Quaalude (voice)