This applies to all of Neil Breen's movies: they are without a doubt the WORST movies ever created, ever, in the history of the universe. They have to be seen to be believed. They are all filmed earnestly, taking the subject matter seriously, which makes them all the more hilarious. I'm a huge fan of schlock movies and b-grade films, but Neil takes it to whole new level. It's actually impressive how the narrative makes literally no sense in any of his films.
Some of his recurring themes are : He's gifted with super powers that will save the world from evil.. He will inevitably take his clothes off and stand awkwardly in a shower/pool with a beautiful woman. That beautiful woman is his love, who he just proposed to before she was shot, naked. His dead love inexplicably comes back to life, or makes appearances through the rest of the film to illustrate his anguish. Voiceover, voiceover, and more voiceover. Even with a constant narrative the story makes no sense at all. Epic fight choreography special effects - John Woo could take a lesson from Neil. Stolen stock footage as establishing shots. His inner child made real to show us his lost innocence, or something, honestly I can't understand half of what's going on.
Review by asomekBlockedParent2020-08-18T06:23:34Z
This applies to all of Neil Breen's movies: they are without a doubt the WORST movies ever created, ever, in the history of the universe. They have to be seen to be believed. They are all filmed earnestly, taking the subject matter seriously, which makes them all the more hilarious. I'm a huge fan of schlock movies and b-grade films, but Neil takes it to whole new level. It's actually impressive how the narrative makes literally no sense in any of his films.
Some of his recurring themes are : He's gifted with super powers that will save the world from evil..
He will inevitably take his clothes off and stand awkwardly in a shower/pool with a beautiful woman.
That beautiful woman is his love, who he just proposed to before she was shot, naked.
His dead love inexplicably comes back to life, or makes appearances through the rest of the film to illustrate his anguish.
Voiceover, voiceover, and more voiceover. Even with a constant narrative the story makes no sense at all.
Epic fight choreography special effects - John Woo could take a lesson from Neil.
Stolen stock footage as establishing shots.
His inner child made real to show us his lost innocence, or something, honestly I can't understand half of what's going on.
Do yourself a favour and watch his films.