Watched this for the first time with my wife who absolutely loved it as a kid. The film lacks the necessary thrills for a decent halloween film, the humor for a comedy or the development for a drama. It's just a middling kids film. Great if you are a kid...not so much for adults. We both agreed not to watch it again. There are just too many great halloween flix for this to make it on the annual watchlist.
[6.7/10] The witches of Hocus Pocus are fun. Bette Middler, Kathy Najimy, and Sarah Jessica Parker all definitely go broad with their witchy personae. The snarl and vamp and cackle and mug at every opportunity. But it’s that kind of movie, one that revels in camp and the outsized ridiculousness of it all. When the movie leans into their particular brand of live action cartoonishness, it’s an All Hallow’s Hoot.
The problem is that those spell-casting wenches only get about half the movie. Director Kenny Ortega and a trio of screen-writers force the audience to endure the misadventures of the usual set of insipid Disney kids in the other half. I couldn’t care less about the irksome protagonist Max, his underwritten crush Allison, or their generic kid escapades that are supposed to be our bridge to the witchy goings on otherwise. A young Thora Birch manages to break this trend a bit, breathing pluck and charm into little sister Dani, but even she’s weighed down by a weak story in a film where the perspective characters are the least essential part.
Somewhere in all those hijinks is a decent throughline about loving and protecting one’s younger siblings. The witches turn Thackery Binx into a cat for trying to save his sister, and he yearns to pass on into the next life so that he can reunite with her. Max initially laments having to take Dani out trick-or-treating and blames her for all that goes wrong. And yet, when the tension is at its highest, he drinks the life-stealing potion so that Winifred can’t inflict it on his little sister, prompting the pair’s closing embrace.
It’s not much, and the film doesn’t do a whole hell of a lot to earn that closing bit of sweetness, but hey, there’s at least some sort of family-friendly theme to build this chocolate-covered trifle around, which is something.
That tack does not, however, prevent Hocus Pocus from being a strangely horny film for something theoretically directed at children. There’s a strange amount of focus on Max in particular being a virgin. The witches offer and deflect come-ons with everyone from bus drivers to random old men dressed like the devil. And in the film’s most tonally bizarre scene, Dani an eight-year-old tells Alison about how Max has explained to her that she can’t wear certain dresses due to her lack of bosom, but also how he’s apparently told his sister how much he loves Alison’s chest! (And that’s after she catches him canoodling with a pillow he’s pretending is Allison.)
Why is there so much focus on this stuff in a kids’ movie? God only knows. Under other circumstances, I’d chalk it up to capturing the true awkwardness of youth and adolescent attraction. But in such a cartoon-y movie, it lacks the genuineness of something like Freaks and Geeks to make that work. Instead, that whole throughline just feels bizarre and out of place.
But even if you excise that material (and you would lose nothing if you did), the kids just don’t have a very interesting story. They accidentally summon the witches and spend the rest of the movie running from them or fighting them or their minion, Billy. Their escapes and strikes back aren’t especially clever and little of what they do is set up by anything that happens more than five minutes before it becomes relevant. There’s some vague cleverness with rules about salt and hallowed ground and the morning son, but most of what our heroes do is run and yell at one another to run and occasionally grouse about not liking Salem or believing in its legends.
What Hocus Pocus does have going for it, even in the interludes focused on the kids, is texture. There’s a delightfully spooky atmosphere to the picture, both in the haunted house background music score and the “picturesque New England town on a bustling Halloween Night” vibe that suffuses every frame. The sets, the various kids’ Halloween costumes, and even grumbling zombie Billy Butcherson have a toybox-come-to-life feel that makes them amusingly spooky without ever truly verging on the scary. Even Binks the cat holds up as a remarkable effect decades later, especially for 1993.
That sense of autumnal whimsy extends to the witches themselves. Middler, Najimy, and Parker are all done up in ludicrous costumes and make-up, befitting the colorful vibe and play-for-the-cheap-seats energy they bring to their performances. The trio make for a good ersatz three stooges, bonking one another, getting into various mishaps, and yet seeming like a team (albeit one that’s less than well-oiled). They make some fun choices together, particularly their little three-person walk and sense of controlled chaos when they’re all fumbling for ingredients for their bubbling brew.
They’re so much brighter and more entertaining on the screen, that you slowly but surely realize it should be their movie. Sure, finding an excuse for Bette Middler to do a song is a little contrived, but there’s a lot more hay to made out of a triple-threat of witches from the 1600s bumping into the ways of the 1990s than there is in the usual crop of moppets doing the usual monster escape routine. If Hocus Pocus could somehow jettison its annoying teen lead and let the broom-riders (and mop and vacuum-riders) take over, it could be a fun romp 100% of the time rather than 50% of the time.
Instead, we get a heap of light and goofy comic sketches from Winifred, Mary, and Sara interacting with the modern world, punctuated by a dull mad libs plot for the kiddos. The film is never funnier or more endearing than when the witches are on screen, whether they’re scheming, searching, or just getting in one another’s way. Mary’s children-sniffing bumbles, Sara’s blithe kookiness, and Winifred’s deliberately shtick-y queen bee routine each give Hocus Pocus a sense of outsized fun and flavor when they’re on the screen. It’s just a shame the rest of the movie’s Halloween treats are so bland by comparison.
I would've loved this movie as a kid!
Still enjoyable as an adult. I noticed while watching that 'Binks' is Sean Murray [McGee] from NCIS.
I never saw this as a kid so I have no nostalgia for this. It is fine but nothing more than a kids movie.
Bette Milder is phenomenal. I love everything about this movie.
I recently rewatched this as an adult and was really impressed. I guess I didn't expect more than a Disney TV movie level of quality. This film is joke after joke and the adult leads are abaolute pros who have created fully fleshed out unique characters. Bette Midler is mesmerising. I very much wanted to see what would happen next. I'm sure I'll watch this again one day when in the need of light entertainment.
3 Thoughts After Re-Watching ‘Hocus Pocus’:
My first drive-in experience tonight with the Sanderson sisters — and they’re as iconic as ever. Quintessential Halloween fodder. A staple of the season.
Bette is the queen of this film. There is no Hocus Pocus without all three, but the Divine Miss M’s theatrics take it all to a whole ‘nother level.
The fact that this film currently has a 37% on Rotten Tomatoes is a testament to how much we should ignore critics and just ENJOY. Find out for yourselves.
Good.
'Hocus Pocus' is a fairly amusing film about witches from the Salem trials era, not that it hasn't any real connection to those events. It's very much a fun fantasy film, which looks pretty neat by the way.
Bette Midler (Winifred), Kathy Najimy (Mary) and Sarah Jessica Parker (Sarah) play three witch sisters. They are main reason why the film is as enjoyable as it is, all are entertaining but Midler is definitely the pick of the bunch. The trio of younger actors in Omri Katz (Max), Thora Birch (Dani) and Vinessa Shaw (Allison) are OK, nothing special but passable.
I didn't fully connect or like the plot itself, but it's one that suits everything else on screen well so it kinda works to be honest. All in all, for me, this is a solid, mid-range production from Disney.
"I couldn't wear anything like that because I don't have any...what do you call 'em Max? Yabbos?"
Dani is iconic, Allison has my heart and Max is an idiot in the best way and if this was made in current day I'm pretty sure he would be a minecraft boy
I like this one. "Kiddie" enough that I can watch with the youngest, but with a bunch of older humor to still be pretty fun. And I always forget how dark this can be at times... Kids die! And early! I think this does really well at ratcheting up the tension quick (these kids could die too!) while being able to present the witches in a "fun" way to kids... but man, that opening is dark for a kids movie.
I love the scenes with the witches wandering around on the kid packed streets of Halloween. The scenes with the Marshalls gets me everytime, "Master" dancing in the dining room with Sarah Jessica Parker ("THEY call me Master!"). Mom dressed as Madonna and the parents joking about parties in L.A... Watching Sarah Jessica Parker soooo wanting to "play with" all the non-witches. "ICE". Yeah, the non-Bette witches themselves can be a little too idiotic / annoying at times, but overall I think the movie does a good job blending together a bunch of different fun moments.
Most Fantasies from the 80’s or 90’s that Siskel & Ebert hated. Have gone on to be classics. Hocus Pocus is loved by many that consider it a classic.
I wouldn’t call it a classic but the film is perfect for Halloween at least.
I just don’t get the worship for it by many. The ending is like it thinks it is worthy of the E.T. ending lol. Bette Middler tries too hard in every scene she is in. Sarah Jessica Parker and Kathy Najimy fair better as witches by not overacting. With a weird accent.
The kids were actually better and they had less acting experience than Bette Middler.
has become a classic Halloween traditional movie fun comedy adventure movie revolving around three witches
I suppose it is entertaining for children, kind of boring for adults. I had never watched it but I recently knew that it was a big hit. I wouldn't give it a second chance.
A must watch every Halloween - it never fails to make me laugh :laughing:
Come on, this is Hocus Pocus! Does anyone not know about this movie?
If you love Halloween, you have to watch this. Without a doubt, the best family film for late-October viewing.
A very simple story: Three witches are killed. 300 years later, they return to wreak havoc and sing songs.
What drives the story is our wacky trio of witches, who are like a creepy Three Stooges. Also, the heart of the movie is the familial bond between brother and sister, be it with the Binx siblings or the Dennisons.
The film is as funny as it is spooky, and heartfelt.
Great dialog, fast paced, spot-on acting. I could keep going. I love every single moment of this movie and I watch it annually.
"Amuck, amuck, amuck!"
wow i love ghost trick
utter shite. times have moved on and this movie hasn't. strange musical numbers that just don't make any sense.
[Disney+] A silly Halloween tale that has not benefited over time, clumsily directed by Kenny Ortega recently arrived at Walt Disney after directing the musical "Newsies" (1992). The trio of actresses have fun but with flat characters, and not even an attempt to raise the target audience with teenage characters and some spicy humor ends up working. Although the cat Binx is more credible than much current CGI.
A phenomenal movie about evil witches. This film follows a brother, his younger sister and friend who accidentally bring back three witches who were put to death 300 years prior. These witches are pure evil and want to take young children.
Plot is very well executed and the atmosphere and graphics and acting was phenomenal.
watch this every single year and I still laugh out loud the entire way through. honestly one of my favourite halloween films ever.
Yearly Halloween tradition. Regardless of what these other stiffs have to say, it's good clean fun
As an adult, I'm shocked how much I enjoyed this movie. Sure, it's campy, but that lends itself to the genre. Pretty dark for a kids movie, but not in a way that would seriously spook little kids - though I have to admit, it would have scared me as a child, so if you have sensitive children, skip this until they're older. There's quite a few jokes about virgins as well and some props that could be frightening to younger viewers - mainly a book wrapped in what's described as being human skin and some severed toes that are tossed in a pot from afar.
That being said, the witches themselves are fantastic and carry the film. The two protagonists are likeable enough, but it's the villains that really make the movie shine. They're funny, cleverly written, and the overacting sells them 100%. I personally was sold on their act, though some may see them as being overly comical.
All in all, it's a great film and I wish I could see more of the cast members, minus the youngest girl, Danni. Danni's acting ranges from surprisingly convincing to downright fake, though she's a literal child so that's to be expected.
Oh man... I guess you really gotta be a kid to appreciate this one. Or have been a kid when you were first exposed to it. There's some goofy fun to be had, but it's a little cringeworthy at times...
I always get this film out every Halloween season, it’s fab!
it's the best Disney holloween movie ever #I LOVE MOVIE!!!! #ShiftvW8
This movie is my childhood and was the first movie I watched that made me love Bette Midler. Still watch it every year around Halloween and to this date I still love it as much as I did when I was a kid.
Grat halloween movie! I rewatch every year for halloween. Classic!
Best Halloween movie ever.
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This film is terrific campy fun and that's entirely down to the excellent casting and performances of Bette Midler, Kathy Najimy, and Sarah Jessica Parker as the three witches.
The rest of the (mainly kids) cast are perfectly fine but would be kinda forgettable in another film, the only exception is Thora Birch as the little sister, Dani. Omri Katz is a decent actor but his character is kinda meh, as is his love interest played by Vinessa Shaw, so any time spent way from the Sanderson sisters does feel a little like filler.
The plot isn't too deep and the ending is rather cheesy, but it bristles along at an enjoyable pace and is a very entertaining ride. If you're looking for a film that doesn't take itself too serious and you enjoy campy fun humour, then you'll likely find a lot to enjoy in Hocus Pocus.