Just get Mel Gibson out and this is a 10
Machete Kills dulls more than anything. It's not that Robert Rodriguez's sequel lacks any of the camp or exploitative violence of the 2010 original. The mayhem has just become boring.
Ridiculously awesome!. Hahahaha! Love it, I can't wait for Machete in Space!
This is a very good movie, a lot of it is just brilliant (especially the ending), of course, it's a pity that "Machete 3 in Space" never came out, but there is always hope, and maybe in 5-10 years we will still see this movie.
For a "Grindhouse"-parody it was superb flick.
You can’t surprise pussy punch someone!
I like my silly exploitation movies rougher and cheaper, but I definitely had a lot of fun throughout. The action is possibly even more absurd than in the first movie, and the pacing has definitely improved. Rodriguez surely has a thing for propellers. Sometimes it looks like it’s too focused on showing off the famous actors rather than trying to have them do something. Too bad that they never made the sequel in space!! Definitely looking forward to that one.
So bad it's almost good.
It's more like
Machete Sucks Ass!
Good laughs, loved the Star Wars references. Incredibly good at being trashy, but maybe this is way too much.
This was such a funny movie. I expected a ridculous B-movie like the first one, but they went a completely different way.
A way of over the top comedy and parody-like jokes. I liked it so much more than the first one because it stopped trying so hard. The amount of big names working on such a movie was fun to see as well.
much better than the first, one of those that's so shit it's good. Lots of entertaining cameos.
Well, I was expecting something different. This is supposed to be like a classic B-movie but I guess it was a failed attempt. It surely is entertaining at some points but the poor over-acting and too much silliness didn't worked well for me. If it was supposed to laugh I didn't laugh a single time.
Sorry Mr. Robert Rodriguez, I like you and you really have style but Machete Kills is nothing more than a poor B-movie.
30 minutes in and loving It. Everything's so over the top! It's ridiculous! Hahaha,but in a good way!
Yes, I know this is supposed to be a trash movie, but when you set your expectations THAT low and the movie sucks even more, then it's just a shitty movie! Don't waste your time. The first Machete movie was much better.
Being a trash movie is no excuse for such a bad movie. It really destroyed the Machete legend for me.
this so stupid that it actually made me laugh a bit.
I paid for Machete 2, but what I got was Spy Kids 5. Started out promising, but let down in the second half.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwARA6PW7Do
Trailer looking awesome
hope lady gaga doesn't have too big a role in this movie
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How not to love Machete?! That man is a muthafuckin' role model