The Machine 2023

If you enjoyed hearing Bert tell the story, you’ll probably enjoy this. A ton of fun, and lots of strong laughs. Iva Babić managed to unexpectedly steal the show with some great moments. Don't sleep on Family Matters!

The weird movie I’ve seen in the last 3 years. The guy standup is terrible and he tries to bring it to the movie

It's ok at best. Bert can't act even if his life depended on it. He's an above average standup and that's about it. I don't understand the hype. Decent attempt, very goofy performaces though. 6 /10

I’ve never been a big fan of brent chrysler but this movie was ok

There is almost something here but it’s completely drowning in so much plot. I root for action comedies but if you are going for it you need the action to rock it or you need the comedy to be so good it doesn’t matter. This mostly has neither outside of a few moments but I did like Bert’s action moments at the end.

This was SO much fun. I knew almost nothing about Bert Kreischer going in, and I absolutely loved it.

I was expecting crass comedy. What I was not expecting was a massive John Wick influence.

Mark Hamill was great, and Iva Babić was fantastic. And it looks really good - dare I even say artistic? I can't believe it's only a $20 million budget. This movie has no right being this good.

Did I do that??

I know nothing about Bert but on the basis of this movie, he needs funnier material.

This is the best movie adaptation of a stand-up bit turned viral video I've ever seen.

The Machine was an interesting watch for a fan of Kreisher’s stand-up work. While I didn't have particularly high expectations, it had its moments. However, it largely stayed in line with what I anticipated. It's a film that delivers the style of humor you'd expect from the comedian, making it a familiar viewing experience but still not great.

This was a B-movie through and through. Once you get past that hurdle, it's a fun time. This movie isn't going to change the world and clearly Kreisher knows it, but there are plenty of laughs to be found here

Bert Kreischer is out here doing his best Nick Cage Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent impression! Is it as good? Nope. But it does have plenty of parts that warrant a chuckle. I’m not sure how many non-Kreischer fans will dig this, but it’s a decent movie!

Rating: 2/5 - 65% - Not Recommended to Everyone

The movie and premise itself are good but are haunted by Bert’s horrible acting, and in my opinion more importantly, his whining and self pity throughout the whole movie. The rest of the cast are great and the storyline is a fun extension of his original story, but ironically he’s the piece that doesn’t fit. He would probs have been much better off reciting this story rather than acting in it. Overall solid movie, just skip watch the parts where he goes on small monologues of woe is me and you’ll have a fun time.

This movie was boring, not funny at all, mostly stupid.