9x01 Animal antics; airplane comes apart
January 5, 1998 7:00 pm
Moose goes door-to-door; rat uses a toilet as a hot tub; duck named Fido; airplane comes apart at the seams.
9x02 Salute to Boneheads (1)
January 11, 1998 7:00 pm
Jokesters at work; scared people; dad's in charge; dainty boneheads; divot heads; Mr. Pitiful.
9x03 Salute to Boneheads (2)
January 11, 1998 7:00 pm
Jokesters at work; scared people; dad's in charge; dainty boneheads; divot heads; Mr. Pitiful.
9x04 Gift-giving elephant; ski-less skier
January 12, 1998 7:00 pm
Gift-giving elephant; ski-less skier.
9x05 Jackie Chan wannabes; simian dentistry
January 19, 1998 7:00 pm
Jackie Chan wannabes; dysfunctional family; simian dentistry; human tee-ball game; special talents; theatrical mishaps.
9x06 Kids and animals (1)
January 25, 1998 7:00 pm
Children, their pets and animal antics; a woman who speaks goat; a clinging frog; a fresh elephant; a blue poodle; a bologna facial.
9x07 Kids and animals (2)
January 25, 1998 7:00 pm
Children, their pets and animal antics; a woman who speaks goat; a clinging frog; a fresh elephant; a blue poodle; a bologna facial.
9x08 February 2, 1998
February 2, 1998 7:00 pm
Wedding regrets; wild car-ride; infant aerobics; smart dog.
9x09 Finalists vie for $100,000
February 9, 1998 7:00 pm
Finalists compete for the grand prize of $100,000.
9x10 Poodle brooch; abusive parrot
February 16, 1998 7:00 pm
Woman wears her poodle as a brooch; parrot verbally abuses its owner; runway-challenged fashion models; water-jug soccer.
9x11 March 2, 1998
March 2, 1998 7:00 pm
Man uses face as a baseball mitt; dog picks padlock; thrill-ride on a clothesline; man cleans gutters with trampoline's help.
9x12 Snake attach; dog; caterpillars; wasp
March 9, 1998 7:00 pm
Snake attacks camcorder; dog fears slippers; dancing caterpillars; paparazzi-stinging wasp.
9x13 Couple rides bucking bronco; cats
March 16, 1998 7:00 pm
Couple have a date on a bucking bronco; cats.
9x14 Snoring snorkeler; dog snoozes in tub
March 26, 1998 7:00 pm
Snoring snorkeler; dog snoozes in tub; mouse raids candy dish; poodle has the blues.
9x15 Houdini wannabe; back-flipping groom
March 30, 1998 7:00 pm
A Houdini wannabe; a back-flipping groom; dog-and-pony show; a pair of juggling wedding ushers.
9x16 April 10, 1998
April 10, 1998 7:00 pm
Leaf blower powers rollerskater; power sanders race; human propeller.
9x17 Hammock spin; boy's birthday cake
April 20, 1998 7:00 pm
Hammock-spinning makes dad queasy; boy mistakes birthday cake for a mask.
9x18 Birds and bees; lunch-box surprise
April 25, 1998 7:00 pm
Boy bolts from father's birds-and-the-bees chat; lunch-box surprise; homecoming queen crowns wrong king.
9x19 Man hangs from a tree in his underwear
April 27, 1998 7:00 pm
Man hangs from a tree in his underwear; clumsy wedding photographer.
9x20 Man eats corn; cyclist; bowling
May 4, 1998 7:00 pm
Man eats corn-on-the-cob without using his hands; child shoots baskets while riding a bicycle; bowler doesn't release his ball.
9x21 Finalists vie for $100,000
May 11, 1998 7:00 pm
Finalists compete for the grand prize of $100,000.
