May 25, 2003 10:30 pm
Meatwad asks for a bunny for his birthday but Master Shake gets him the wrong gift... a snake! Frylock accidentally kills Meatwad and Master Shake in the process. Free from his friends, Frylock takes up a life of crime and sex.
June 1, 2003 10:30 pm
Master Shake decides to become a superhero named "The Drizzle". In his attempt to be noticed, he douses himself in toxic waste, hands out "Drizzle Phones" and orders a costume.
June 8, 2003 10:30 pm
After Meatwad finds two Super Bowl tickets inside a bag of chips, everyone tries to get on his good side in order to claim the second ticket. Soon, the contest goes to Meatwad's head and takes advantage of Carl and Shake.
June 15, 2003 10:30 pm
Frylock invents a new, ridiculously advanced super computer but Shake's incompetence sends it careening into Carl's house. Frylock builds another one but the advanced technologies involved accidentally send the machine back in time!
June 22, 2003 10:30 pm
Master Shake comes back from a trip to Guatemala with a new nose. With his new-found "beauty", Shake sets out to make himself the best damn looking person in the world.
June 29, 2003 10:30 pm
While The Aqua Teens are chilling in Carl's Pool one day, an alien tentacle reaches out and grabs Shake. The alien uses Shake as his method to speak with the others. The problem is, the alien only speak Japaneses. The alien is also not housebroken. Frylock takes it upon himself to civilize this new comer from space.
August 31, 2003 10:30 pm
Meatwad goes on a hunger strike "For the Shorties" due to the subliminal messages in Sir Loin's new album. However, he doesn't stop there, ravaging all the food in the house for Sir Loin's "Hunger Drive". Something seems strangely familiar.
September 7, 2003 10:30 pm
When Shake forgets (or decides not) to pay all the bills, all the utilities and accessories get cut off. Instead of paying the bills himself, Frylock decides to teach Shake a lesson and leaves the house with any type of utility. Shake simply takes refuge in Carl's house.
September 14, 2003 10:30 pm
Somehow, Meatwad develops an amazing ability to see the future upon touching someone. Shake decides to exploit him for loads of money while Frylock is out to prove its all fake.
September 21, 2003 10:30 pm
Sick of losing every week at team trivia to his arch enemy, Wayne the Brain, Frylock decides to up his game. He subjects Shake and Meatwad to his special kind of tutoring and drag Carl along for the ride.
September 28, 2003 10:30 pm
Emory and Oglethorpe pay the Aqua Teens another visit, only this time they decide to steal their cable using the Fargate, and control what they're watching using the Universal Remonster.
October 5, 2003 10:30 pm
Frylock's new invention inadvertently destroys Carl's body leaving only an infuriated head. Frylock decides to rebuild Carl's body by any means necessary which includes grave robbing and robot building.
October 12, 2003 10:30 pm
With a huge vat of oil left over from his Labor Day feast, Shake creates a foul environment in the Aqua Teen's front lawn. With the help of Carl, the two dump the oil in the woods, but pay a hefty price in return.
October 19, 2003 10:30 pm
Shake puts together a metal version of the "Birthday Song" hoping to cash in on the royalties. But, when Zakk Wylde come looking for his cut of the money, things go all wrong for Shake.
October 26, 2003 10:30 pm
It's Halloween at the Aqua Teen headquarters and a monster comes down from the attic...to get his mail. Much to his chagrin, the monster is unable to scare anyone - until he reveals a gruesome secret.
November 2, 2003 10:30 pm
Shake uncovers a delicious, demoniacally possessed submarine sandwich in his front yard. A voice tells him if he eats the whole thing, he will be killed. Shake must battle the Last Temptation of the Broodwich or lose his life.
November 16, 2003 10:30 pm
With his prized car destroyed, Carl is left with no choice but to donate it to the Kidney Foundation. In a bad twist of fate, the Kidney Foundation donates the car to Meatwad.
November 23, 2003 10:30 pm
The Wisdom Cube claims to hold all the known knowledge in the universe, but it seems he only possesses a knack for tiresome anecdotes. Frylock has his doubts if this is all for real.
November 30, 2003 10:30 pm
DP and Skeeter, fraternity brothers from outer space, get lost along the way back home and crash on earth. They quickly become unwanted and Skeeter pulls out but leaves DP behind to be handled by the Aqua Teens.
December 7, 2003 10:30 pm
Carl gets a new head of hair and doesn't wait to show it off to the Aqua Teens. However, when the hair begins to make Carl act strangely, Frylock fears the worst. Carl's been clowned!
December 14, 2003 10:30 pm
While sitting down to eat their Thanksgiving dinner one week after Thanksgiving, the Aqua Teens are interrupted by a robotic turkey who is determined to save their turkey and take it back in time in the time rift.
December 21, 2003 10:30 pm
After Shake's antics finally push him too far, Frylock leaves the Aqua Teen's house. Without Frylock around to hold him back, Shake lays waste to the house and tortures Meatwad as he never has before. Carl soon feels the effects of not having Frylock around.
December 31, 2003 10:30 pm
After breaking one too many TVs, we learn that Frylock has been cloning them the entire time. The newest TV seems a bit off, and they find a new use for the cloning machine.
December 31, 2003 10:30 pm
Several of the Aqua Teens' enemies gather on the moon to plot their next move. After a long while, things don't seem to progress and all that has been managed are the deaths of half the members.