Thad sets off an investigation after being sodomized during a practice when he tried returning an interception despite most of the team trying to stop him. Sammy meets a former BMS mascot from the 1990s who is now homeless and has been watching practices.

The Cheerleaders institute Hell Week, Alex and Radon compete for the starting quarterback position.

The entire team attempts celibacy as a way to improve their performance but it does not produce the desired outcome.

The team finds itself in an awkward position when agents won't stop sending ostentatious gifts to the players. A local booster pressures Coach Daniels to put his son, who so far hasn't gotten any game time, on the field.

Alex, Thad and Radon are each contacted by a mysterious woman who claims to be pregnant. Sammy considers breaking up with a beautiful woman who is out of his league. Coach Daniels makes an attempt at reconnecting with his son.

The campus nerds revolt, leaving the jocks unable to function academically and causing an identity crisis in Sammy.

Alex has a romantic encounter with the woman who is married to the dean of Blue Mountain State, but the situation grows even more problematic for him when he discovers that the same woman was previously married to Coach Daniels.

With the campus empty of everyone else except for him, Thad goes on a vision quest that will help him determine whether he should leave college behind for a professional football career or stay at Blue Mountain State and finish his education.

With Blue Mountain State's latest rivalry weekend well underway, Alex and Thad learn that the mascot belonging to Overland, the college they'll be competing against, has gotten loose, prompting them to conduct a search for it.

Alex becomes the backup goalie for the BMS hockey team to get out of conditioning for football. Radon quickly follows suit.

In a bid to teach them a lesson, Thad gets the team tossed in the drunk tank on the eve of a big game, prompting Sammy to try to break them out.

BMS has an 11-0 rating. The final game is coming up and they can go for a perfect season but then Radon gets hit during practice and thinks he is injured. When Radon is now injured, Alex thinks he can score more girls if he is starting quarterback and win the game for BMS.

A riot breaks out after the final game of the season.