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Family Guy

Season 3 2001 - 2004
TV-14

  • 2001-07-12T01:30:00Z on FOX
  • 22m
  • 8h 4m (22 episodes)
  • United States
  • English
  • Animation, Comedy
Sick, twisted, politically incorrect and Freakin' Sweet animated series featuring the adventures of the dysfunctional Griffin family. Bumbling Peter and long-suffering Lois have three kids. Stewie (a brilliant but sadistic baby bent on killing his mother and taking over the world), Meg (the oldest, and is the most unpopular girl in town) and Chris (the middle kid, he's not very bright but has a passion for movies). The final member of the family is Brian - a talking dog and much more than a pet, he keeps Stewie in check whilst sipping Martinis and sorting through his own life issues.

22 episodes

Season Premiere

2001-07-12T01:30:00Z

3x01 The Thin White Line (1)

Season Premiere

3x01 The Thin White Line (1)

  • 2001-07-12T01:30:00Z22m

Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.

2001-07-19T01:30:00Z

3x02 Brian Does Hollywood (2)

Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.

The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.

When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper English.

2001-08-09T01:30:00Z

3x05 And the Wiener Is...

3x05 And the Wiener Is...

  • 2001-08-09T01:30:00Z22m

Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.

2001-08-16T01:30:00Z

3x06 Death Lives

3x06 Death Lives

  • 2001-08-16T01:30:00Z22m

After a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.

2001-08-23T01:30:00Z

3x07 Lethal Weapons

3x07 Lethal Weapons

  • 2001-08-23T01:30:00Z22m

New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.

Meg lands an internship working with the school nerd at a television station.

2001-09-06T01:30:00Z

3x09 Mr. Saturday Knight

3x09 Mr. Saturday Knight

  • 2001-09-06T01:30:00Z22m

Peter decides to pursue his dream career as a knight.

2001-09-20T01:30:00Z

3x10 Fish out of Water

3x10 Fish out of Water

  • 2001-09-20T01:30:00Z22m

When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral.

2001-10-09T01:30:00Z

3x11 Emission Impossible

3x11 Emission Impossible

  • 2001-10-09T01:30:00Z22m

Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.

2001-11-16T02:30:00Z

3x12 To Love and Die in Dixie

The Griffins are put into the witness protection program.

2001-11-30T02:30:00Z

3x13 Screwed the Pooch

3x13 Screwed the Pooch

  • 2001-11-30T02:30:00Z22m

Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies or become "less" than he is.

While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can’t quite get the hang of it. When Lois’ father, Carter Pewtershmidt, sits the Griffin kids down for a look at his family genealogy, a dark secret is uncovered.

Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter puts steroids into Joe's drink, pushing Joe on to victory. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg, and Brian fight over $26.

Mid Season Finale

2001-12-22T02:30:00Z

3x16 A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

Mid Season Finale

3x16 A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

  • 2001-12-22T02:30:00Z22m

Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. Meanwhile, Stewie learns of Santa Claus’ ability to keep 24-hour surveillance on all the world’s children.

Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman; Peter's beard becomes a home for birds.

2002-01-25T02:30:00Z

3x18 From Method to Madness

3x18 From Method to Madness

  • 2002-01-25T02:30:00Z22m

Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.

Peter's jealously forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together.

2002-02-08T02:30:00Z

3x20 Road to Europe

3x20 Road to Europe

  • 2002-02-08T02:30:00Z22m

Stewie goes to England to take refuge in his favorite television show, while Lois embarrasses Peter at a KISS concert.

2002-02-15T02:30:00Z

3x21 Family Guy Viewer Mail #1

Viewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain superpowers, and Peter and his friends appear as eight-year-old "Little Rascals."

Season Finale

2004-12-11T02:30:00Z

3x22 When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

Season Finale

3x22 When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

  • 2004-12-11T02:30:00Z22m

The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems.

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