TEAMS: Ian Hislop & Sandi Toksvig; Paul Merton & Kate Saunders ROUND ONE - FILM CLIPS: Ian & Sandi: Labour MPs visit Saddam Hussein Paul & Kate: Ceaucescu's son jailed for murder Ian & Sandi: Winnie Mandela goes on trial Paul & Kate: George Foreman's comeback heavyweight bout Scores: Ian & Sandi 5; Paul & Kate 2 ROUND TWO - TABLOID HEADLINES: Paul: 'JIMMY HILL PUT US OFF OUR DINNER' Jimmy Hill bombs as last-minute replacement after-dinner speaker Kate: 'WITH THIS PISTOL I THEE NICK!' American undercover cop's fake wedding Sandi: 'NO ONBOARD CHAINSAWS, PLEASE' Chainsaws banned from airline hand luggage due to fire hazard Ian: 'THE GREAT PLAGUE OF 1990' Rising crime figures blamed on careless victims Scores: Ian & Sandi 8; Paul & Kate 5 ROUND THREE - CONNECTIONS: Ian & Sandi - Tory MP sends girlfriend to spanking school Paul & Kate - Lord Sutch offers job to George Best after drunken 'Wogan' guesting ROUND FOUR - MINI-HEADLINES:

Paul & Kate: HELPLESS; STRUGGLE; GLAMOUR; EXPLOS

TEAMS: Ian Hislop & Jan Ravens; Paul Merton & Martin Young ROUND ONE - FILM CLIPS: Ian & Jan: Berlin celebrates unification Paul & Martin: Labour Party conference Ian & Jan: Labour delegate has sex change Paul & Martin: Ramblers hold mass trespass on private property Scores: Ian & Jan 5; Paul & Martin 4 ROUND TWO - TABLOID HEADLINES: Paul: 'COME UP TO MY PLACE AND SEE MY SHARKS!' Man has two pet sharks in his flat Martin: 'POLICE GUARDS PAY RENT TO KING' Tom King charges rent to guards protecting him Jan: 'ZAPPED BY YOUR ZIP!' Swedish engineer invents zip which bleeps when undone Ian: 'WRITER'S MOTHER LIBELLED BY BBC' Dennis Potter sues Mary Whitehouse over comments about his childhood Scores: Ian & Jan 9; Paul & Martin 8 ROUND THREE - CONNECTIONS: Ian & Jan - Romanian holidaymakers at Pontin's apply for asylum Paul & Martin - embroidery expert claims Bayeux tapestry is a forgery ROUND FOUR - MINI-HEADLINES: Ian & Jan - WHAT A GENIUS; STOUT WALKER; BROUGHT TO BOOK Guinness croo

TEAMS: Ian Hislop & Tony Slattery; Paul Merton & Robert Harris ROUND ONE - FILM CLIPS: Ian & Tony - the launch of the 1,000 ECU coin Paul & Robert - Saddam visits Kuwait after invasion Ian & Tony - the Hubble telescope breaks Paul & Robert - Conservative Party conference Scores: Ian & Tony 4; Paul & Robert 5 ROUND TWO - TABLOID HEADLINES: Paul: 'SCOTTY THE BUSMAN BUNGLED MY SNIP OP' Bus conductor carries out private circumcisions Robert: 'THE DAY AMERICA WAS SHUT' Deficit in USA forces one-day closures Tony: 'HOW THEY TOOK THE NEWS FROM MARS TO GHENT' UFO sightings in Belgium Ian: 'DON'T RING US!' BT put charges on directory enquiries Scores: Ian & Tony 8; Paul & Robert 9 ROUND THREE - CONNECTIONS:

Ian & Tony - Fergie holds £60,000 party at Southfork Paul & Robert - Madonna has cow hormones injected in her lips ROUND FOUR - ARCHIVE:

Ian & Tony - Thatcher follows Robert Harris during election walkabout report Paul & Robert - David Waddington 'at home' documentary Scores: Ian & T

TEAMS: Ian Hislop & Arthur Smith; Paul Merton & Gill Pyrah ROUND ONE - FILM CLIPS: Ian & Arthur: Cat Stevens goes on Iraqi mercy mission Paul & Gill: Gorbachev wins Nobel Peace Prize Ian & Arthur: Lester Piggott's first race after release from jail Paul & Gill: Vivienne Westwood gets designer of the year Scores: Ian & Arthur 4; Paul & Gill 6 ROUND TWO - TABLOID HEADLINES: Paul: 'A LAUNDRY BILL OF £63,000' The Queen's laundry costs revealed Gill: 'THE BEDSIT WHICH IS HOME TO 75 WORKERS' Trade union accused of vote-rigging over false names Arthur: 'LOO-NACY!' Headmaster tells kids to bring their own loo roll Ian: 'AUNTY AND GIRLS MAKE MEN THINK TWICE' BBC director-general announces more women bosses Scores: Ian & Arthur 5; Paul & Gill 12 ROUND THREE - CONNECTIONS: Ian & Arthur - judge fails to know who Paul Gascoigne is Paul & Gill - Parkinson overheard rubbishing the Cabinet ROUND FOUR - MINI-HEADLINES:

Ian & Arthur - JANET; FORGOT; WHIPPED; CANNONED; FOUR TIMES Drunken vicar

TEAMS: Ian Hislop & Dillie Keane; Paul Merton & Simon Hoggart ROUND ONE - FILM CLIPS: Ian & Dillie: Ted Heath visits Saddam Hussein Paul & Simon: Development of male contraceptive pill Ian & Dillie: American jury convicts Welsh drug smuggler Paul & Simon - Spanish truck drivers strike Scores: Ian & Dillie 4; Paul & Simon 4 ROUND TWO - TABLOID HEADLINES: Paul: 'COPS LOSE AT SOCCER..SO THEY NICK THE REF' Police football team try to arrest the ref Simon: 'JAILHOUSE ROCKERS GO ON THE RUN AGAIN' Prison rock group escape after being allowed to perform in public Dillie: 'VOTING'S SEXY FOR MADONNA' Madonna does public service video to encourage people to vote Ian: 'GADAFFI DREAMS OF A GREEN SAHARA' Gadaffi plans to plant 40,000 plastic trees in the desert Scores: Ian & Dillie 7; Paul & Simon 9 ROUND THREE - CONNECTIONS: Ian & Dillie - Guinness fraudster treated too well in jail Paul & Simon - Parkinson reveals contract offered on Sarah Keays' life Scores: Ian & Dillie 8; Paul & Simon 11

TEAMS: Ian Hislop & Rory McGrath; Paul Merton & Ken Livingstone MP ROUND ONE - FILM CLIPS: Ian & Rory: Derek Hatton arrested on corruption allegations Paul & Ken: Predicted hurricane doesn't arrive Ian & Rory: Hole found in Channel Tunnel Paul & Ken: Celebrity party at Number Ten Scores: Ian & Rory 5; Paul & Ken 4 ROUND TWO - TABLOID HEADLINES:

Paul: 'SECRET IS OUT AS MISS KGB IS SPIED' KGB female agents in beauty contest Ken: 'MP GETS A BUSTED FLUSH' John Prescott soaked by faulty train lavatory Rory: 'ROBBO MOET WEG' Bobby Robson slagged off as coach of PSV Eindhoven Ian: 'GOD IS SENT THREE POLL TAX DEMANDS' Council send bills to Father, Son and Holy Ghost ROUND THREE - CONNECTIONS: Ian & Rory - film planned about Pamella Bordes Paul & Ken - list drawn up of Satanic items, including Care Bears and the Beatles Scores: Ian & Rory 11; Paul & Ken 10 ROUND FOUR - ARCHIVE: - Ian & Rory - Archer speech about poor rail services Paul & Ken - Heseltine outburst over Westland affa

TEAMS: Ian Hislop & Clive Anderson; Paul Merton & Russell Davies ROUND ONE - FILM CLIPS: Ian & Clive - BSB and Sky merge Paul & Russell - The Sun's 'two-fingers at France' campaign Ian & Clive - Heseltine's public popularity level increases Paul & Russell - Terry Marsh acquitted of attempting to murder boxing promoter Scores: Ian & Clive 4; Paul & Russell 4 ROUND TWO - TABLOID HEADLINES: Paul: 'THE 'BANANA BANDIT' WHO SLIPPED UP' Man holds up bank with a banana Russell - EXEMPT: THE HOLY CHURCH OF GNOME - postman sets up 'gnome church' to avoid paying poll tax Clive: 'I KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BE A WOMAN' Pete Townshend claims to be female Ian: 'OIL LOOKS WELL FOR PRINCE FILL-UP!' Oilwell found in Windsor Castle grounds Scores: Ian & Clive 6; Paul & Russell 10 ROUND THREE - CONNECTIONS: Ian & Clive - Tory MP complains about Gulf hostages' families Paul & Russell - survey shows more people know the seven dwarves than they do the Cabinet Scores: Ian & Clive 8; Paul & Russell 12 ROUND F