3x01 Wait For It...
September 24, 2007 8:00 pm
Robin shows up with a date and this motivates Ted to 'get back out there'. We also learn something major about 'the Mother'.
3x02 We're Not From Here
October 1, 2007 8:00 pm
Ted and Barney pretend to be visitors to New York City to pick up women. Robin is still dating Gael.
3x03 Third Wheel
October 8, 2007 8:00 pm
Ted's new attitude attracts women in the present and one from his past. The rest of the gang pulls together to help him make the most of the situation.
3x04 Little Boys
October 8, 2007 8:00 pm
Barney and Ted compete for a girl. Robin is dating someone new.
3x05 How I Met Everyone Else
October 22, 2007 8:00 pm
Amid sharing stories with her about how members of the gang met each other, Ted's hot new girlfriend has a reaction to the meeting that gets her a high ranking on Barney's crazy scale.
3x06 I'm Not That Guy
October 29, 2007 8:00 pm
Marshall has to contemplate giving up his plan of using his law degree to help the planet when he's courted by a major firm; Lily reveals a secret to Robin that not even Marshall knows; Ted discovers a porn actor is using his name
3x07 Dowisetrepla
November 5, 2007 8:00 pm
Marshall and Lily's plan to buy an apartment is hampered by mistakes and Lily's hidden debt.
3x08 Spoiler Alert
November 12, 2007 8:00 pm
Marshall awaits his bar exam results; Ted introduces his latest girlfriend to the gang, who all see the flaw that Ted has missed
3x09 Slapsgiving
November 19, 2007 8:00 pm
Lily and Marshall have their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney is tortured by the slap bet countdown clock, worrying about when the slap will be dished out.
3x10 The Yips
November 26, 2007 8:00 pm
When Barney loses his way with women, he hopes a trip to the Victoria's Secret Fall Fashion Show will help him regain his form.
3x11 The Platinum Rule
December 10, 2007 8:00 pm
Ted's upcoming date with his doctor leads the gang to give him their own examples of why dating someone you already see regularly is a bad idea.
3x12 No Tomorrow
March 17, 2008 8:00 pm
Ted lives like there's no tomorrow during a St. Patrick's Day celebration with Barney. Lily and Marshall spend the evening at their new apartment with Robin.
3x13 Ten Sessions
March 24, 2008 8:00 pm
Ted pursues a woman named Stella, but only gets attention from her receptionist Abby.
3x14 The Bracket
March 31, 2008 8:00 pm
Barney's efforts to hook up with women are being thwarted by a mysterious woman from his past. Barney and the gang must sift though his many past flings in an attempt to find out who she is.
3x15 The Chain Of Screaming
April 14, 2008 8:00 pm
After Marshall witnesses a work buddy get yelled at after handing in a report, he becomes paranoid that the same will happen to him.
3x16 Sandcastles in the Sand
April 21, 2008 8:00 pm
Robin's musical past emerges again as the group learns of someone named Simon from Robin's past. Barney searches for more Robin Sparkles memorabilia.
3x17 The Goat
April 28, 2008 8:00 pm
Barney and Marshall have a discussion about "The Bro Code" because Barney has broken it and wants advice.
3x19 Everything Must Go
May 12, 2008 8:00 pm
When Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common - their mutual hatred of Ted - the "couple" decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted's face.
3x20 Miracles
May 19, 2008 8:00 pm
Ted is in a car accident that prompts Marshall to talk about miracles. Everyone flashbacks to prior moments in their lives.
