Late Show with David Letterman - Season 16

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16x01 Nicolas Cage, Anna Torv, Terrence Howard

September 2, 2008 11:35 pm

Nicolas Cage, Anna Torv, and Terrence Howard are the scheduled guests.

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16x02 Dr. Phil McGraw, Tilda Swinton, Tricky

September 3, 2008 11:35 pm

Dr. Phil McGraw, Tilda Swinton, and Tricky are the scheduled guests.

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16x03 Robin Williams, Shannen Doherty, Duffy

September 4, 2008 11:35 pm

Following the previous night's acceptance speech, Dave admits to underestimating Gov. Sarah Palin; Andy Kindler makes his last report from the GOP convention in Minneapolis; Robin Williams throws in his two cents on the election; Shannen Doherty plugs the new 90210 and describes surviving the Southern California mudslides; Duffy performed "Warwick Avenue."

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16x04 John Malkovich, Hayden Panettiere, Steve Earle

September 5, 2008 11:35 pm

John Malkovich, Hayden Panettiere, and Steve Earle are the scheduled guests.

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16x05 Keira Knightley, Thomas L. Friedman

September 8, 2008 11:35 pm

Keira Knightley and Thomas L. Friedman are the scheduled guests.

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16x06 Jada Pinkett Smith, Chris Russo, Michael Buble

September 9, 2008 11:35 pm

Jada Pinkett-Smith, Chris Russo, and Michael Buble are the scheduled guests. Plus, the second annual NASCAR Top Twelve!

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16x07 Sen. Barack Obama, LeBron James

September 10, 2008 11:35 pm

Sen. Barack Obama and LeBron James are the scheduled guests.

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16x08 Jessica Simpson, Jack Hanna

September 11, 2008 11:35 pm

Jessica Simpson and Jack Hanna are the scheduled guests.

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16x09 Meg Ryan, Ricky Gervais

September 12, 2008 11:35 pm

Throughout the night, Olympic high-jumpers strut their stuff out on 53rd Street; Dave reads from the "Late Show Fun Facts" book, in stores next week; in her first LSDL appearance in seven years, Meg Ryan plugs The Women and shares an anecdote about her daughter; Ricky Gervais promotes Ghost Town and describes doing press junkets for the movie.

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16x10 Bill Clinton, Chris Rock

September 22, 2008 11:35 pm

Former President William Jefferson Clinton and Chris Rock are the scheduled guests.

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16x11 Julianne Moore, Tom Dreesen & Tim Reid, Kings of Leon

September 23, 2008 11:35 pm

Lyle the Intern fails to convince Dave to join his latest scam; Julianne Moore discusses her trip to Brazil and plugs Blindness; Tim Reid and Tom Dreesen do stand-up; Kings of Leon performed "Sex on Fire."

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16x12 Keith Olbermann, Chandra Wilson, Delta Goodrem

September 24, 2008 11:35 pm

Keith Olbermann, Chandra Wilson, Delta Goodrem

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16x13 Paris Hilton, Usain Bolt, Morningwood

September 25, 2008 11:35 pm

Paris Hilton, Usain Bolt, Morningwood

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16x14 Lance Armstrong, Kristen Wiig, TV on the Radio

September 26, 2008 11:35 pm

Lance Armstrong, Kristen Wiig, TV on the Radio

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16x15 Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Cera, Pete Seeger

September 29, 2008 11:35 pm

Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Cera, Pete Seeger

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16x16 Anne Hathaway, Josette Sheeran, The Virgins

September 30, 2008 11:35 pm

Anne Hathaway, Josette Sheeran, The Virgins

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16x17 Kate Walsh, Barry Sonnenfeld, Darius Rucker

October 1, 2008 11:35 pm

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16x18 Calista Flockhart, Bill Hader, Lucinda Williams

October 2, 2008 11:35 pm

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16x19 Brian Williams, Tim Robbins

October 3, 2008 11:35 pm

Dave comments on the previous night's vice-presidential debate, which is followed by a string of Unfair Edits; NBC anchorman Brian Williams also throws in his two cents; Tim Robbins talks baseball, shares a story about Paul Newman, and plugs City of Ember.

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16x20 Russell Crowe, Sarah Vowell, The Pretenders

October 6, 2008 11:35 pm

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16x21 Debra Messing and John Carter

October 7, 2008 11:35 pm

Dave presents the (fake) opening credits of the second presidential debate, which closely resemble Magnum P.I.; Debra Messing plugs "The Starter Wife" and takes a jab at Sarah Palin; Alan's tour of the Late Show control room is sabotaged; Alianca da Terra founder John Carter discusses the plight of the Amazon rainforest; Tegan and Sara performed "Call It Off."

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16x22 Dennis Quaid, Sarah Chalke, Buddy Guy

October 8, 2008 11:35 pm

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16x23 Bill Murray, Beck

October 9, 2008 11:35 pm

Michael Bearden fills in for Paul; a man wanders onstage to get his copy of the Fun Facts book autographed; Bill Murray promotes City of Ember and conducts a town hall debate; Beck performed "Gamma Ray."

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16x24 Jeremy Piven, Elizabeth Banks, Lou Reed

October 10, 2008 11:35 pm

Tonight on "Late Show Green Tips," Chris and Gerard show off their new hybrid; Jeremy Piven discusses winning his third Emmy; Alan has a few words to say to Gov. Sarah Palin; Elizabeth Banks plugs W.; Lou Reed performed "Caroline Says, Part 2."

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16x25 Sarah Silverman, the Teutuls, Ra Ra Riot

October 13, 2008 11:35 pm

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16x26 Josh Brolin, Amy Sedaris, Blues Traveler

October 14, 2008 11:35 pm

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16x27 Martin Short, Marv Albert

October 15, 2008 11:35 pm

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16x28 Sen. John McCain, Ne-Yo

October 16, 2008 11:35 pm

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16x29 Tina Fey, Frank Caliendo, Tim Montana

October 17, 2008 11:35 pm

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16x30 Bill O'Reilly, Lauren Conrad

October 27, 2008 11:35 pm

Bill O'Reilly and Lauren Conrad are the scheduled guests.

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16x31 Regis Philbin, James Taylor

October 28, 2008 11:35 pm

Regis Philbin and James Taylor are the scheduled guests.

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16x32 Alec Baldwin, Paul Mooney, Ryan Adams

October 29, 2008 11:35 pm

Alec Baldwin, Paul Mooney, and Ryan Adams & The Cardinals are the scheduled guests.

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16x33 Ashley Olsen, Paul Rudd, John Legend

October 30, 2008 11:35 pm

"New Halloween Costumes" include Sarah Palin's passport, the Dow Jones Industrial Average, Amy Winehouse's hair, and an oversized copy of the Fun Facts book; Cole Hamels of the World Champion Philadelphia Phillies reads the Top Ten; John Legend performed "I Love, You Love."

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16x34 Marcia Cross, Alan Zweibel

October 31, 2008 11:35 pm

Marcia Cross, Alan Zweibel, and George Clinton are the scheduled guests.

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16x35 Paris Hilton, Elvis Costello, Jenny Lewis, a Top Ten List by Ricky Gervais

November 3, 2008 11:35 pm

Paris Hilton, Elvis Costello, and Jenny Lewis are the scheduled guests. Plus, a Top Ten from Ricky Gervais!

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16x36 Tom Brokaw, Vera Farmiga

November 5, 2008 11:35 pm

Dave shares a few thoughts on election night; an audience member panics when he realizes he forgot to vote; Tom Brokaw promotes his best-selling book, "Boom!"; a very pregnant Vera Farmiga plugs The Boy in the Striped Pajamas.

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16x37 Ben Stiller, Q-Tip

November 6, 2008 11:35 pm

Ben Stiller and Q-Tip the scheduled guests. Plus, the Kid Scientists of Naperville, IL!

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16x38 Natalie Portman, Artie Lange, Brad Paisley

November 7, 2008 11:35 pm

Alec Baldwin endorses the Fun Facts book; Natalie Portman discusses campaigning for President-elect Obama; Bill Scheft begs the new president to make an ass of himself; Artie Lange plugs his new book; Brad Paisley performed a cover of The Cars' "Good Times Roll."

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16x39 Ted Turner, Jamie Oliver, Taylor Swift

November 10, 2008 11:35 pm

Ted Turner, Jamie Oliver, and Taylor Swift are the scheduled guests.

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16x40 Don Rickles, Amy Brenneman, Alicia Keys

November 11, 2008 11:35 pm

Dave shows a clip of King Tut's mummy appearing on Maury; NFL superstar Terrell Owens presents the Top Ten; the legendary Don Rickles plugs his new book and riffs on marriage and growing old; Alicia Keys performed "The Thing About Love."

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16x41 Russell Brand, Charlie Haden

November 12, 2008 11:35 pm

Russell Brand and Charlie Haden are the scheduled guests. Plus, Stupid Human Tricks!

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16x42 Bruce Willis, Sia

November 13, 2008 11:35 pm

Bruce Willis and Sia are the scheduled guests.

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16x43 Bill Cosby, Matt Braunger

November 14, 2008 11:35 pm

A plug for Tribute Bands Week; Bill Cosby does some stand-up, promotes the "Cosby Show" complete series DVD set and comments on the election; The Answer (making their American TV debut) performed "Never Too Late."

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16x44 Emma Thompson, Michelle Felicetta, Purple Reign

November 17, 2008 11:35 pm

Emma Thompson and fox attack survivor Michelle Felicetta are the scheduled guests. Plus, Day 1 of "Tribute Band Week" with Purple Reign!

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16x45 Carla Bruni Sarkozy, Jack Hanna, Cold Hard Cash

November 18, 2008 11:35 pm

With First Lady of France Carla Bruni Sarkozy on the show, Dave wonders if he'll accidentally start an international incident; Lyle the Intern and his pal "Rudy" (Joe Grossman) promote their internet show; Jack Hanna brings out a baby kangaroo, an aardvark, and a macaque; on Day 2 of Tribute Band Week, The Cold Hard Cash Show performed "Folsom Prison Blues."

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16x46 Katie Couric, Dev Patel, Mr. Brownstone

November 19, 2008 11:35 pm

Day 3 of "Tribute Band Week" with Mr. Brownstone. Plus, Katie Couric!

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16x47 Stephen Colbert, Kristen Stewart, Super Diamond

November 20, 2008 11:35 pm

Stephen Colbert and Kristen Stewart are the scheduled guests.

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16x48 James Franco, Bruce McCall, The Allstarz

November 21, 2008 11:35 pm

James Franco and Bruce McCall are the scheduled guests. Plus, Day 5 of "Tribute Band Week" with The Allstarz!

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16x49 Nicole Kidman, Simon Baker, Kanye West

November 24, 2008 11:35 pm

Nicole Kidman, Simon Baker, and Kanye West are the scheduled guests.

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16x50 Reese Witherspoon, Harry Connick Jr.

November 25, 2008 11:35 pm

Dave calls out Tony for making him read the same monologue joke twice; after President Bush pardoned 14 convicted felons that week, Dave and Alan grant clemency to an audience member; Reese Witherspoon relives her 2005 Oscar win and plugs Four Christmases; Harry Connick Jr. performs "It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year."

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16x51 Teri Hatcher, Ludacris

November 26, 2008 11:35 pm

Teri Hatcher, Ludacris, and T-Pain are the scheduled guests.

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16x52 Denis Leary, John Mayer

November 27, 2008 11:35 pm

Denis Leary and John Mayer are the scheduled guests. Plus, Dave's Mom and the 16th annual pie-guessing contest!

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16x53 Tom Arnold, Faith Hill

November 28, 2008 11:35 pm

Bruce Willis promotes the Fun Facts book, declaring the tome "Yippee-ki-larious, mother****er!"; Tom Arnold laments the failure of his third marriage and plugs Gardens of the Night; Dave chats with a grouchy CBS Store employee (Johnny Dark); Faith Hill and the Morgan State University Choir performed "Little Drummer Boy."

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16x54 Jennifer Connelly, Anderson Cooper, The Duke Spirit

December 8, 2008 11:35 pm

Jennifer Connelly, Anderson Cooper, and The Duke Spirit are the scheduled guests. Plus, a special Top Ten from the Ball State University football team!

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16x55 Amy Adams, Michael Sheen, Jamey Johnson

December 9, 2008 11:35 pm

Amy Adams, Michael Sheen, and Jamey Johnson are the scheduled guests.

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16x56 Keanu Reeves, Paula Abdul, Loudon Wainwright III

December 10, 2008 11:35 pm

Keanu Reeves, Paula Abdul, and Loudon Wainwright III are the scheduled guests.

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16x57 Sen. John McCain, Bon Iver

December 11, 2008 11:35 pm

Sen. John McCain and Bon Iver are the scheduled guests.

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16x58 Meryl Streep, Jeff Altman

December 12, 2008 11:35 pm

In need of a pick-me-up, Dave repeats the sneezing monkey clip; a bronchitis-stricken Meryl Streep promotes Doubt; Dave's old buddy Jeff Altman does a few impressions.

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16x59 Adam Sandler

December 15, 2008 11:35 pm

Adam Sandler is the scheduled guest. Plus, a Holiday Toy Demo!

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16x60 Tom Cruise, Fall Out Boy

December 16, 2008 11:35 pm

Tom Cruise and Fall Out Boy are the scheduled guests.

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16x61 Jennifer Aniston, Broken Social Scene

December 17, 2008 11:35 pm

Jennifer Aniston and Broken Social Scene are the scheduled guests, and a special top ten list with Jim Carrey.

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16x62 Will Smith, Of Montreal

December 18, 2008 11:35 pm

Will Smith and Of Montreal are the scheduled guests.

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16x63 Jerry Seinfeld, Leona Lewis

December 19, 2008 11:35 pm

Jerry Seinfeld and Leona Lewis are the scheduled guests.

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16x64 Dustin Hoffman, Todd Rundgren

December 22, 2008 11:35 pm

Dustin Hoffman and Todd Rundgren guest. PLUS: An Apology from Bernie Madoff; Coach Mike Singletary; the Bitter Cold Hits the "Today" Show; the Al Qaeda Holiday Party; and a Top Ten List.

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16x65 Jay Thomas, Mickey Rourke, Darlene Love

December 23, 2008 11:35 pm

Mickey Rourke; Jay Thomas; and Darlene Love. PLUS: Great Moments in Presidential Speeches; a sneezing monkey; a top ten list; Holiday Quarterback Challenge; and Paul Shaffer's does Cher's "O Holy Night."

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16x66 Tracy Morgan, Matt Braunger

December 26, 2008 11:35 pm

Dave shows a (phony) clip of Larry King interviewing the shoe that was thrown at President Bush; Tracy Morgan jokes about his recent legal troubles; Dave asks Paul about how he spent his Christmas; "MADtv" star Matt Braunger makes his television stand-up debut.

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16x67 Kate Hudson, Glasvegas

January 5, 2009 11:35 pm

Kate Hudson; and Glasvegas. PLUS: CNN Clip of the Night; Great Moments in Presidential Speeches; Homeland Security USA; Changes in the Late Show 2009; the President defends his record; Regis in high-def; a top ten list; Dave's resolutions; and Biff still celebrating.

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16x68 Kevin James, Becky Quick, Erin McCarley

January 6, 2009 11:35 pm

Dave delivers a pizza to an audience member, but she's too excited to eat it; Dave reads the "Top Ten Questions"; Kevin James plugs Paul Blart: Mall Cop and discusses his weight problem; another chat with CBS store employee "Stanley Kronkite" (Johnny Dark); "Squawk Box" host Becky Quick analyzes the Bernie Madoff controversy; Erin McCarley performed "Love, Save the Empty."

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16x69 Ricky Gervais, Rose Byrne, Okkervil River

January 7, 2009 11:35 pm

Ricky Gervais; Rose Byrne; and Okkervil River. PLUS: Great Moments in Presidential Speeches; Ball State at the GMAC Bowl; what's popular on the Monkey Channel; the White House lunch; a top ten list; and the guy who was hanging bare-assed from a ski lift.

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16x70 Kate Winslet, Marv Albert

January 8, 2009 11:35 pm

Kate Winslet; and Marv Albert. PLUS: Great Moments in Presidential Speeches; Front Page of the New York Post; Regis in High-Def; and a Top Ten List.

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16x71 Kiefer Sutherland, Wendy Liebman

January 9, 2009 11:35 pm

Kiefer Sutherland; and Wendy Liebman. PLUS: Great Moments in Presidential Speeches; a monkey sneezing; a squid sneezing; Dick Cheney Lie Count; Governor Bill Richardson; Late Show Fun Facts; Alan Kalter's Guide to the Inauguration; and a top ten list.

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16x72 Billy Crystal, Kara DioGuardi

January 12, 2009 11:35 pm

Billy Crystal; and Kara DioGuardi. PLUS: Great Moments in Presidential Speeches; an Odd Blagojevich Press Conference; 49er Coach Mike Singletary; and a Top Ten List with Owen Wilson from Maui, Hawaii.

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16x73 Salma Hayek, Jimmie Walker

January 13, 2009 11:35 pm

Salma Hayek; and Jimmie Walker. PLUS: Great Moments in Presidential Speeches; phone call for David Letterman; little known things about the Bush Administration; Dave's Cocoa Guy; a message from Late Show writer Bill Scheft; and a special Top Ten from baseball's newest Hall of Fame inductees, Jim Rice and Rickey Henderson.

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16x74 Clint Eastwood, Randy Rogers Band

January 14, 2009 11:35 pm

Clint Eastwood; and Randy Rogers Band. PLUS: Great Moments in Presidential Speeches; The 9th Anniversary of Dave's Quintuple; and Alan Kalter's Celebrity Interview.

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16x75 Kyra Sedgwick, Gwen Ifill

January 15, 2009 11:35 pm

Kyra Sedgwick; and Gwen Ifill. PLUS: Great Moments in Presidential Speeches; George W. Bush cleaning his glasses; Inauguration Day Plans; filling in for Osama bin Laden; and Chris Elliott and Gerard Mulligan drop in uninvited.

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16x76 Zach Braff, Arj Barker, The Airborne Toxic Event

January 16, 2009 11:35 pm

Zach Braff; Arj Barker; and The Airborne Toxic Event. PLUS: Great Moments in Presidential Speeches; "Bride Wars"; Mystery Sound in Space; Alan Kalter's How It Works; and a Late Show Farewell to Great Moments in Presidential Speeches.

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16x77 Brian Williams, Ben Kweller

January 26, 2009 11:35 pm

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16x78 Evangeline Lilly, Seth Meyers, Andrew Bird

January 27, 2009 11:35 pm

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16x79 Lauren Graham, Guy Fieri, MENEW

January 28, 2009 11:35 pm

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16x80 Renee Zellweger, Tony Dungy, Graham Nash sits in with the band

January 29, 2009 11:35 pm

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16x81 Mary Hicks, the Gaslight Anthem

January 30, 2009 11:35 pm

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16x82 Ben Roethlisberger, Steve Martin

February 2, 2009 11:35 pm

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16x83 Rod Blagojevich, Richard Jenkins

February 3, 2009 11:35 pm

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16x84 Joe Torre, Demetri Martin, Lyle Lovett and John Hiatt

February 4, 2009 11:35 pm

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16x85 Isla Fisher, extreme fisherman Matt Watson, Mark Olson and Gary Louris, a Top Ten List presented by Lil' Wayne

February 5, 2009 11:35 pm

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16x86 Dakota Fanning, Keith Alberstadt, Beirut

February 6, 2009 11:35 pm

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16x87 Naomi Watts, Danny McBride, 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover reveal

February 9, 2009 11:35 pm

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16x88 The crew of US Airways "Miracle On The Hudson" Flight 1549, Heartless Bastards

February 10, 2009 11:35 pm

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16x89 Joaquin Phoenix, Bar Refaeli, Anthony Hamilton

February 11, 2009 11:35 pm

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16x90 Chris Russo, the Jonas Brothers, Ashford & Simpson

February 12, 2009 11:35 pm

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16x91 Martha Stewart, Jake Johannsen, Matt Nathanson

February 13, 2009 11:35 pm

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16x92 Ellen Pompeo, Daytona 500 winner Matt Kenseth, Willie Nelson with Asleep at the Wheel

February 16, 2009 11:35 pm

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16x93 Bonnie Hunt, M. Ward

February 17, 2009 11:35 pm

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16x94 Donald Trump, Antony and the Johnsons

February 18, 2009 11:35 pm

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16x95 David Spade, Jeffrey Sachs, David Sanborn with Sam Moore

February 19, 2009 11:35 pm

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16x96 Barbara Walters, Mike Birbiglia, Shemekia Copeland

February 20, 2009 11:35 pm

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16x97 Katie Couric, U2

March 2, 2009 11:35 pm

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16x98 Felicity Huffman, Artie Lange, U2

March 3, 2009 11:35 pm

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16x99 Dr. Phil McGraw, U2

March 4, 2009 11:35 pm

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16x100 Jon Stewart, U2

March 5, 2009 11:35 pm

Jon Stewart is scheduled to appear. Plus, Day 4 of U2 Week!

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16x101 Jason Segel, Brian Kiley, U2

March 6, 2009 11:35 pm

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16x102 Russell Brand, Jack Hanna

March 9, 2009 11:35 pm

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16x103 Stupid Pet Tricks, Paul Rudd, Razorlight

March 10, 2009 11:35 pm

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16x104 Tom Brokaw, An Horse

March 11, 2009 11:35 pm

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16x105 Andy Samberg, Paul Teutul Sr.

March 12, 2009 11:35 pm

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16x106 Will Ferrell, Cursive

March 13, 2009 11:35 pm

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16x107 Nicolas Cage, Rachel Maddow

March 16, 2009 11:35 pm

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16x108 Julia Roberts, Bell X1

March 17, 2009 11:35 pm

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16x109 Craig Ferguson, Ginnifer Goodwin, Modest Mouse

March 18, 2009 11:35 pm

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16x110 Hugh Laurie, Bloc Party

March 23, 2009 11:35 pm

After discussing Bruce Willis' wedding at length, Dave mentions that he married his longtime girlfriend in a private ceremony this past weekend, than explains all the obstacles he faced on the way to the courthouse; an update on George Clarke and the Late Show Weight Loss Challenge; Hugh Laurie plugs Monsters vs. Aliens; Sarah Paulson does impressions; Bloc Party performed "One Month Off."

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16x111 Mary Tyler Moore, Blake Lively, White Lies

March 24, 2009 11:35 pm

Via videotape, Osama bin Laden congratulates Dave on his marriage to Regina; tonight on "At Home with the Madoffs," Bernie and Ruth watch TV; Mary Tyler Moore plugs her autobiography and shares an embarassing story about Ed Asner; Blake Lively talks about her maltipoo; White Lies performed "To Lose My Life."

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16x112 Christina Applegate, Jim Gaffigan, Jesse Harris with Norah Jones

March 25, 2009 11:35 pm

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16x113 Seth Rogen, Tom Dreesen, Adele

March 30, 2009 11:35 pm

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16x114 Bill O'Reilly, Marianne Faithfull

March 31, 2009 11:35 pm

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16x115 Marg Helgenberger, Francisco Palacios, Ray LaMontagne

April 1, 2009 11:35 pm

Following the monologue, two goons walk off with Tony, claiming he's been adopted by Madonna; in lieu of Biff, Andy Kindler makes the annual trip to Yankees Spring Training; champion grocery-bagger Francisco Palacios puts Dave to shame in a face-off; Marg Helgenberger talks about her first job; Ray LaMontagne performed "You Are The Best Thing."

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