9x01 Show #1656
August 20, 2001 11:35 pm
Dave announces that instead of ""whatever,"" from now on he will be saying ""wherever""; during a segment called ""While We Were Out,"" the male staff members commemorate a minor design change on the stage by sitting in Dave's chair buck naked; Will Ferrell makes a threating message in song to Barbra Streisand.
9x02 Show #1657
August 21, 2001 11:35 pm
9x03 Show #1658
August 22, 2001 11:35 pm
9x04 Show #1659
August 23, 2001 11:35 pm
9x05 Show #1660
August 24, 2001 11:35 pm
9x06 Show #1661
August 27, 2001 11:35 pm
Dave points out that Tony Mendez is mentioned in this week's ""Talk of the Town"" column in The New Yorker. Later, Jude Brennan makes her last appearance as the bitchy ""Mrs. Letterman.""
9x07 Show #1662
August 28, 2001 11:35 pm
9x08 Show #1663
August 29, 2001 11:35 pm
9x09 Show #1664
August 30, 2001 11:35 pm
Mayor Guiliani interrupts Dave's monologue; Sarah Jessica Parker promotes ""Sex & the City.""
9x10 Show #1665
August 31, 2001 11:35 pm
9x11 Show #1666
September 3, 2001 11:35 pm
9x12 Show #1667
September 4, 2001 11:35 pm
9x13 Show #1668
September 5, 2001 11:35 pm
9x14 Show #1669
September 6, 2001 11:35 pm
9x15 Show #1670
September 7, 2001 11:35 pm
9x16 Show #1671
September 17, 2001 11:35 pm
In the first show following the terrorist destruction of the World Trade Center, Dave welcomes CBS anchorman Dan Rather and Regis Philbin.
9x17 Show #1672
September 18, 2001 11:35 pm
9x18 Show #1673
September 19, 2001 11:35 pm
9x19 Show #1674
September 20, 2001 11:35 pm
9x20 Show #1675
September 21, 2001 11:35 pm
9x21 Show #1676
September 24, 2001 11:35 pm
Dave welcomes national hero Rudy Guiliani to the show for the first time since the WTC disaster.
9x22 Show #1677
September 25, 2001 11:35 pm
9x23 Show #1678
September 26, 2001 11:35 pm
9x24 Show #1679
September 27, 2001 11:35 pm
9x25 Show #1680
September 28, 2001 11:35 pm
9x26 Show #1681
October 1, 2001 11:35 pm
9x27 Show #1682
October 2, 2001 11:35 pm
9x28 Show #1683
October 3, 2001 11:35 pm
During ""What's the Deal With Old Guys and Enormous Glasses?"" Dave wears a 70's-era pair of specs; John Cusack promotes Serendipity.
9x29 Show #1684
October 4, 2001 11:35 pm
Paul composes a song about people that look like Burt Reynolds; Owen Wilson plugs Zoolander.
9x30 Show #1685
October 5, 2001 11:35 pm
Alan gives dating tips; Joshua Jackson promotes the upcoming season premiere of ""Dawson's Creek;"" Emo Philips does a stand-up routine on Dave's show for the first time since 1989.
9x31 Show #1686
October 8, 2001 11:35 pm
9x32 Show #1687
October 9, 2001 11:35 pm
9x33 Show #1688
October 10, 2001 11:35 pm
9x34 Show #1689
October 11, 2001 11:35 pm
Out of the blue, Dave compliments the New York State Police, but Paul smells a rat. Dave claims he wasn't pulled over again. Meanwhile, Bruce Willis plays ""drums"" with his head and 7-year-old child actor Cody Arens plugs Riding in Cars with Boys.
9x35 Show #1690
October 12, 2001 11:35 pm
9x36 Show #1691
October 15, 2001 11:35 pm
9x37 Show #1692
October 16, 2001 11:35 pm
9x38 Show #1693
October 17, 2001 11:35 pm
9x39 Show #1694
October 18, 2001 11:35 pm
9x40 Show #1695
October 19, 2001 11:35 pm
9x41 Show #1696
October 29, 2001 11:35 pm
9x42 Show #1697
October 30, 2001 11:35 pm
9x43 Show #1698
October 31, 2001 11:35 pm
9x44 Show #1699
November 1, 2001 11:35 pm
9x45 Show #1700
November 2, 2001 11:35 pm
9x46 Show #1701
November 5, 2001 11:35 pm
9x47 Show #1702
November 6, 2001 11:35 pm
9x48 Show #1703
November 7, 2001 11:35 pm
9x49 Show #1704
November 8, 2001 11:35 pm
9x50 Show #1705
November 9, 2001 11:35 pm
9x51 Show #1706
November 12, 2001 11:35 pm
9x52 Show #1707
November 13, 2001 11:35 pm
9x53 Show #1708
November 14, 2001 11:35 pm
9x54 Show #1709
November 15, 2001 11:35 pm
9x55 Show #1710
November 16, 2001 11:35 pm
9x56 Show #1711
November 19, 2001 11:35 pm
9x57 Show #1712
November 20, 2001 11:35 pm
9x58 Show #1713
November 21, 2001 11:35 pm
9x59 Show #1714
November 22, 2001 11:35 pm
9x60 Show #1715
November 23, 2001 11:35 pm
9x61 Show #1716
November 26, 2001 11:35 pm
9x62 Show #1717
November 27, 2001 11:35 pm
9x63 Show #1718
November 28, 2001 11:35 pm
9x64 Show #1719
November 29, 2001 11:35 pm
9x65 Show #1720
November 30, 2001 11:35 pm
9x66 Show #1721
December 10, 2001 11:35 pm
9x67 Show #1722
December 11, 2001 11:35 pm
9x68 Show #1723
December 12, 2001 11:35 pm
9x69 Show #1724
December 13, 2001 11:35 pm
9x70 Show #1725
December 14, 2001 11:35 pm
9x71 Show #1726
December 17, 2001 11:35 pm
9x72 Show #1727
December 18, 2001 11:35 pm
9x73 Show #1728
December 19, 2001 11:35 pm
9x74 Show #1729
December 20, 2001 11:35 pm
9x75 Show #1730
December 21, 2001 11:35 pm
9x76 Show #1731
December 26, 2001 11:35 pm
9x77 Show #1732
December 27, 2001 11:35 pm
9x78 Show #1733
December 28, 2001 11:35 pm
9x79 Show #1734
January 7, 2002 11:35 pm
9x80 Show #1735
January 8, 2002 11:35 pm
9x81 Show #1736
January 9, 2002 11:35 pm
What's ""New for the Office"" in 2002? The items Dave introduces include a Jack Daniels water cooler and a color printer that makes flapjacks. Also, throughout the night, various people walk onstage and gripe about Dave in French, Turkish, Russian and Japanese.
9x82 Show #1737
January 10, 2002 11:35 pm
9x83 Show #1738
January 11, 2002 11:35 pm
9x84 Show #1739
January 14, 2002 11:35 pm
9x85 Show #1740
January 15, 2002 11:35 pm
9x86 Show #1741
January 16, 2002 11:35 pm
9x87 Show #1742
January 17, 2002 11:35 pm
9x88 Show #1743
January 18, 2002 11:35 pm
9x89 Show #1744
January 28, 2002 11:35 pm
9x90 Show #1745
January 29, 2002 11:35 pm
9x91 Show #1746
January 30, 2002 11:35 pm
9x92 Show #1747
January 31, 2002 11:35 pm
9x93 Show #1748
February 1, 2002 11:35 pm
9x94 Show #1749
February 4, 2002 11:35 pm
9x95 Show #1750
February 5, 2002 11:35 pm
Disgraced Enron CEO ""Kenneth Lay"" sits in with the band, and is later seen shredding songsheets.
9x96 Show #1751
February 6, 2002 11:35 pm
9x97 Show #1752
February 7, 2002 11:35 pm
9x98 Show #1753
February 8, 2002 11:35 pm
9x99 Show #1754
February 11, 2002 11:35 pm
Stephanie makes her first report from Salt Lake City, in which she shows Dave a photo of her watching the opening ceremonies on TV; Dave can't stop staring at Janet Jackson's revealing outfit; Enrique Iglesias sings ""Escape.""
9x100 Show #1755
February 12, 2002 11:35 pm
9x101 Show #1756
February 13, 2002 11:35 pm
9x102 Show #1757
February 14, 2002 11:35 pm
9x103 Show #1758
February 15, 2002 11:35 pm
9x104 Show #1759
February 18, 2002 11:35 pm
9x105 Show #1760
February 19, 2002 11:35 pm
9x106 Show #1761
February 20, 2002 11:35 pm
9x107 Show #1762
February 21, 2002 11:35 pm
9x108 Show #1763
February 22, 2002 11:35 pm
9x109 Show #1764
February 25, 2002 11:35 pm
9x110 Show #1765
February 26, 2002 11:35 pm
9x111 Show #1766
February 27, 2002 11:35 pm
In honor of his recent nomination, Paul and the gang participate in a Grammy-themed edition of ""Stump the Band;"" during ""Stupid Human Tricks,"" a fourteen-year-old girl performs ""Feliz Navidad"" with her nose; Cher sings ""Song for the Lonely.""
9x112 Show #1767
February 28, 2002 11:35 pm
9x113 Show #1768
March 1, 2002 11:35 pm
9x114 Show #1769
March 11, 2002 11:35 pm
9x115 Show #1770
March 12, 2002 11:35 pm
9x116 Show #1771
March 13, 2002 11:35 pm
9x117 Show #1772
March 18, 2002 11:35 pm
Dave mentions that Paul has been keeping himself busy, as he performed not only at this year's Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremonies, but also at the much-ballyhooed Liza Minelli-David Gest wedding; Dave continues to gloat over his Aftonbladet award, which he nonchalantly drinks from Stanley Cup-style; The White Stripes perform ""Fell In Love With a Girl.""
9x118 Show #1773
March 19, 2002 11:35 pm
Dave asks Paul to play some Gene Pitney; the ""Late Show Psychic Test Drive"" finds Rupert driving Deborah Lynn around the city in a 2001 Chevy Malibu; Dave chats with boy genius Kit Armstrong.
9x119 Show #1774
March 20, 2002 11:35 pm
Dave and Paul discuss the vernal equinox and the old wives tale that you're supposed to be able to stand an egg on its end at the moment of the equinox; Dave mentions that ""Will It Float"" is quickly becoming a fan favorite, then correctly predicts that a half-gallon of strawberry ice cream will float; N.E.R.D. performs ""Rock Star.""
9x120 Show #1775
March 25, 2002 11:35 pm
Alan reports on what everybody was wearing at last night's Oscars (all the men wore tuxedos), while Adam Arkin promotes the critically-disdained sitcom Baby Bob.
9x121 Show #1776
March 26, 2002 11:35 pm
Dave shows a (bogus) clip of the upcoming Baby Bob spin-off ""Baby Jacques,"" which is just like the original show except everybody speaks in a French accent; a proud tradition continues as a Hello Deli customer goes on a Easter meatball hunt; Alan apologizes for his comments toward Gwyneth Paltrow on last night's show, then inadvertently insults Uma Thurman.
9x122 Show #1777
March 27, 2002 11:35 pm
Eric Burdon of The Animals sits in; during the ""Odd Catalogs"" segment, Dave displays an ad for a ""Government-seized and repossessed hairpiece blowout""; the Hi-Ho girls deliver a birthday cake to Tony; Doris Kearns Goodwin addresses rumors of plagiarism.
9x123 Show #1778
March 28, 2002 11:35 pm
Biff shows footage of him harassing New Yorkers with a bullhorn; the New York National Guard presents the Top Ten; Sevendust (featuring Paul) performs ""Angel's Son.""
9x124 Show #1779
March 29, 2002 11:35 pm
Mailbag: Tony's apparent sexiness forces George Clarke to drown his sorrows in a bucket of chicken at KFC; Dave shows off a tattoo on his leg that he wishes he didn't have (the ABC logo); after learning that Alan makes more money than him, Tony meets George at KFC.
9x125 Show #1780
April 1, 2002 11:35 pm
Acid jazz legend Herbie Hancock sits in on keyboards; Dave orders Steph/Monty to buy French fries; Marv Albert shows off another one of his blooper reels.
9x126 Show #1781
April 2, 2002 11:35 pm
During the latest Celebrity X-Ray Challenge, Dave persuades Rupert to lip sync a song from Oklahoma!
9x127 Show #1782
April 3, 2002 11:35 pm
After Dave notices that Alan bears a slight resemblance to Fred MacMurray, the announcer and a Barbara Stanwyck stand-in recreate a scene from Double Indemnity. Also, Patti Smith sings ""Dancing Barefoot.""
9x128 Show #1783
April 4, 2002 11:35 pm
Biff introduces footage from his latest trip to Yankees Spring Training in Florida, while a fully-packed suitcase is subjected to ""Will It Float?""
9x129 Show #1784
April 5, 2002 11:35 pm
Will Lee stands in for Biff on pin duty, and for his troubles he receives the tradition gift of Samsonite® luggage; during Mailbag, two ""girl scouts"" (Harold Larkin and Mike McIntee) destroy Paul's office for being behind on his cookie payments; ten members of the Coast Guard present the Top Ten.
9x130 Show #1785
April 8, 2002 11:35 pm
In honor of his departure from The Early Show; Dave shows footage of moving men with cardboard boxes superimposed over Bryant Gumbel talking in mid-broadcast; ""Survivor: Marquesas"" also-ran Gina Crews demonstrates her talent for spitting watermelon seeds; George Miller brags that his grandfather invented the handshake.
9x131 Show #1786
April 9, 2002 11:35 pm
Dave models a hideous pair of glasses he found in his house; a woman from Portland, Oregon rides around in Al Norwood's 2001 Honda S2000; Dave tries to get Attorney General John Ashcroft to sing, but only does so during the commercial breaks.
9x132 Show #1787
April 10, 2002 11:35 pm
After his reluctance to sing on last night's show, Dave is appalled to find US Attorney General John Ashcroft crooning ""When The Eagles Soars"" on TRL; Alan impersonates Fred MacMurray again; Sheryl Crow sings ""Soak Up The Sun.""
9x133 Show #1788
April 11, 2002 11:35 pm
Dave receives another comedy class project from Miss Markey's Kindergarten class, while The Strokes perform ""Take It or Leave It.""
9x134 Show #1789
April 12, 2002 11:35 pm
Dave receives an unexpected birthday greeting from Osama Bin Laden; CBS Mailbag is interrupted to that the Hi-Ho girls can bring out Daddy's cake; ten Air Force pilots present the Top Ten.
9x135 Show #1790
April 22, 2002 11:35 pm
Dave mentions that he bumped his head over the weekend, then comments on the recent drought in NYC.
9x136 Show #1791
April 23, 2002 11:35 pm
Dave mentions that Saddam Hussein's novel Zabibah and the King was been turned into a musical, and then shows a (bogus) promo for it's upcoming debut in Baghdad; seven-year-old billiards trick shot artist Landon Shuffett blows Dave away by shooting a row of thirteen balls into the corner pocket; Elvis Costello performs ""Tear Off Your Own Head (It's A Doll Revolution).""
9x137 Show #1792
April 24, 2002 11:35 pm
Dave mentions Paul's appearance on tonight's episode of Ed, and shortly afterwards Paul wears the fake mustache he had to wear for the role; Alan and the Barbara Stanwyck look-alike perform another scene from Double Indemnity; Bonnie Raitt sings ""I Can't Help You Now.""
9x138 Show #1793
April 25, 2002 11:35 pm
Another ""Incredible Dog Challenge"" is postponed by rain; Dave wears his ugly red glasses again; Cee-Lo sings ""Closet Freak.""
9x139 Show #1794
April 26, 2002 11:35 pm
Dave and Paul talk about wrestling in preparation of his interview with Dwayne ""The Rock"" Johnson. During CBS Mailbag, ""Mayor Bloomberg"" (Gerard) offers Dave some pot, and Alan Kalter promotes the video ""Osama Gone Wild.""
9x140 Show #1795
April 29, 2002 11:35 pm
Dave shows various clips of Ted Danson looked scared/shocked from his recent miniseries Living With the Dead; Dave points out that the Late Show was chosen as the seventh greatest television program of all time; Paul Westerberg performs ""Silent Film Star.""
9x141 Show #1796
April 30, 2002 11:35 pm
The Incredible Dog Challenge is finally held out on 53rd Street, and throughout the night three dogs compete through a series of hurdles and tubes.
9x142 Show #1797
May 1, 2002 11:35 pm
An ""Incredible Cat Challenge"" is thwarted when George Clarke's cat won't go through the obstacle course; Kirsten Dunst promotes Spider-Man; after Angie Stone and the O'Jays perform ""Wish I Didn't Miss You,"" the house band closes the show by performing ""Love Train.""
9x143 Show #1798
May 2, 2002 11:35 pm
""Biff Henderson's America"" visits the hamlet of Denver, Indiana; Dave comments on rumors that Bill Clinton may host a daytime talk show; Tobey Maguire does a really bad Rodney Dangerfield impression.
9x144 Show #1799
May 3, 2002 11:35 pm
Mailbag: a letter about having your name mentioned on TV is somehow morphed into a request to see Alan getting the crap beat out of him. Later on in the segment, a letter about tornados has the same result, as an already bloodied Alan is further laid to waste. Also, Michael McIntee does a remote Top Ten from Central Park, while Jim Gaffigan discusses food and cleanliness.
9x145 Show #1800
May 6, 2002 11:35 pm
The outside cam catches Spider-Man jacking a car; Dave and Mary Tyler Moore play catch; Norah Jones performs ""Don't Know Why.""
9x146 Show #1801
May 7, 2002 11:35 pm
Dave moans and groans over his latest dental work; Dave shows (obviously phony) footage of Peter Jennings doing World News Tonight in a Spider-Man costume; Richard Gere makes first appearance on the show since 1983.
9x147 Show #1802
May 8, 2002 11:35 pm
Dave and Paul take apart wedding announcements in the New York Times; a staffer in a Spider-Man outfit successfully hails a taxi; Will Ferrell tells Dave what it's like to run the NYC marathon.
9x148 Show #1803
May 9, 2002 11:35 pm
Skateboarding great Tony Hawk demonstrates his wares out on 53rd Street.
9x149 Show #1804
May 10, 2002 11:35 pm
With Biff on vacation, Steph/Monty handles the pushpins live via telephone; during Mailbag, Paul demonstrates a hidden talent for cartwheels, and then mysteriously disappears; a Mother's Day tradition is started when the moms of ten celebrities present the Top Ten list; Dave and Gillian Anderson make out.
9x150 Show #1805
May 13, 2002 11:35 pm
Dave chats with the latest Survivor loser Robert ""The General"" DeCanio, while Liza Minnelli performs ""Some People"" from the musical Gypsy.
9x151 Show #1806
May 14, 2002 11:35 pm
Nine guys in Spider-Man outfits, not to mention Dracula, Superman, and a cowboy cram themselves into a Subway restaurant; Tony Orlando dresses down Dave even though he interrupted him, then leaps into a chorus of ""Knock Three Times""; when one of Lee Marek's kid scientists starts a very flammable demonstration, Dave demands that the band and everyone else onstage take for cover behind his desk.
9x152 Show #1807
May 15, 2002 11:35 pm
Tony Mendez goes home with an audience member (see recap), while Dave and rocker/sportsman Ted Nugent cook rabbit.
9x153 Show #1808
May 16, 2002 11:35 pm
Dave shows footage from rehearsal of Kenny McGowan tripping over the ""Will It Float"" tank; Biff visits the Indianapolis Motor Speedway for the Indy 500 time trials; a participant in tonight's ""Stupid Human Tricks"" that can maneuver a tennis racquet all over his body flirts with Natalie Portman in the green room.
9x154 Show #1809
May 17, 2002 11:35 pm
Mailbag: Martha Stewart fills in for Biff on the pushpin board, Harold Larkin goes hitchhiking, and Tony is humiliated on Blind Date. Also, Brian Regan comments on his inability to spell names correctly.
9x155 Show #1810
May 20, 2002 11:35 pm
Steph/Monty is mentioned in the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly; Dave calls New York Highway Superintendent Drew Outhouse to resolve an awkward social situation; The Kalter Twins perform ""I've Got You Babe""; The Firecrackers, a synchronized jump rope team, demonstrate their wares on-stage.
9x156 Show #1811
May 21, 2002 11:35 pm
Dave shows real footage of a woman being questioned on the news wearing a Late Show t-shirt; Diane Sawyer brags about her recent weight loss; Dave chats with Australian teen Jesse Martin, the youngest person ever to sail around the world solo.
9x157 Show #1812
May 22, 2002 11:35 pm
Trumpter Terence Blanchard sits in; in honor of David Blaine's recent stunt in which he stands on a eighty-foot platform for several days, George Clarke attempts to stand on a folding chair for the duration of the show; Dave chats with April Kleinschmidt, the sole graduate of the Class of 2002 at Harrold High School in South Dakota.
9x158 Show #1813
May 23, 2002 11:35 pm
Alan asks passerby for their reaction to the new Star Wars prequel and ends up making a scene. Also, Anton Fig and Ivan Neville perform ""Inside Out"" from the CBS Orchestra drummer's new album, Figments.
9x159 Show #1814
May 24, 2002 11:35 pm
Dave announces that Paul will be called Pablo this summer, which will go into effect immediately; Dave promises tonight's show will be ""smooth and suave""; during Mailbag, an audience member asks Dave what his most embarrassing moment was, and we watch a (phony) clip of Dave performing with The Firecrackers last week.
9x160 Show #1815
June 3, 2002 11:35 pm
While showing photos from her trip to the Indianapolis 500, Dave calls Steph/Monty ""Dutch""; the snake lady performs again on ""Is This Anything?""; Tom Dreesen tells various tales of Hollywood hobnobbing.
9x161 Show #1816
June 4, 2002 11:35 pm
Dave accuses Rupert of product placement on ""May We See Your Photos, Please""; Alan addresses the Queen of England in a rather inappropriate way; Celine Dion performs ""I'm Alive"" and jumps into the audience.
9x162 Show #1817
June 5, 2002 11:35 pm
Dave and Paul try to figure out a strange gesture that Celine Dion made during her TV concert earlier that week. Later, Chris Rock talks about Don King and Bucky Dent.
9x163 Show #1818
June 6, 2002 11:35 pm
An audience member explains to Dave how to pronounce the name of her hometown: ""You're saying Morristown. It's not Morristown. It's Morristown."" Also, Dave chats with Abi Thomas, a jogger who was attacked by a bear at Yellowstone National Park.
9x164 Show #1819
June 7, 2002 11:35 pm
Mailbag: ""Is This Anything?"" fave Kiva ""Grinder Girl"" Kahl stands next to Biff while he puts the pushpins in the map; twelth floor receptionist Art Garfunkel provides his own on-hold music; Alan beats the crap out of an Amish guy, then when Dave explains that the Amish are pacifists, Alan heads back to Lancaster, Pennsylvania, accuses the Amish guy of being brainwashed by Dave, and beats him up again.
9x165 Show #1820
June 10, 2002 11:35 pm
Dave comments on the Nets' playoff run; Alan performs another scene from Double Indemnity, this time with a Edward G. Robinson stand-in; David Bowie performs ""Slow Burn.""
9x166 Show #1821
June 11, 2002 11:35 pm
Sarah Michelle Geller promotes Scooby-Doo while John McEnroe tells Dave a funny story about getting thrown out of the Australian Open back in his playing days.
9x167 Show #1822
June 12, 2002 11:35 pm
Dave and Paul talk about their cholesterol levels; Freddie Prinze, Jr. promotes Scooby-Doo; Alicia Keys sings ""How Come You Don't Call Me?""
9x168 Show #1823
June 13, 2002 11:35 pm
9x169 Show #1824
June 14, 2002 11:35 pm
Biff does his pushpin schtick live from the Grand Canyon, and Dave persuades him to yell ""Hey, Mommy!"" just to see if there's an echo. Also, Paul does a somewhat convincing James Brown impression, suffers a nervous breakdown onstage, and Dave comes by to bring him his cape.
9x170 Show #1825
June 17, 2002 11:35 pm
Dave takes inventory of all his favorite clips (the ""wild dingo,"" the baby owl eating the mouse, Dubya looking confused, etc.); Tom Cruise shows off his braces; during a segment called ""Don't Try This At Home,"" Mike McIntee sprays Windex into his mouth.
9x171 Show #1826
June 18, 2002 11:35 pm
George Clarke stands on the roof of the Studio 54 building to hit golf balls, hoping to go over the Ed Sullivan Theater and break glass on the WPI building on its far side. After successfully breaking one window, Steph/Monty, Alan, and Al Franken each take a few swings at the windows.
9x172 Show #1827
June 19, 2002 11:35 pm
The bird callers of Piedmont High School demonstrate their wares once more; Moby sings ""We Are Made of Stars.""
9x173 Show #1828
June 20, 2002 11:35 pm
The U.S. National Team presents ""Top Ten Ways to Get Americans Excited About Soccer;"" Dave brags about buying his first car at Harrison Ford; The Trail of Dead performs ""Relative Ways.""
9x174 Show #1829
June 21, 2002 11:35 pm
Biff and Bruce Willis push pins in Hawaii during CBS Mailbag, while Dave lands on the cover of ""Martha Stewart Living.""
9x175 Show #1830
June 24, 2002 11:35 pm
Will Smith promotes ""Men In Black 2,"" while the US Men's World Cup Soccer Team holds an exhibition on the roof of the theater.
9x176 Show #1831
June 25, 2002 11:35 pm
Dave makes several enlightening remarks about the National Hollerin' Champions from North Carolina, who later perform their winning hollers; Adam Sandler plugs Mr. Deeds.
9x177 Show #1832
June 26, 2002 11:35 pm
Dave reads from random wedding announcements in the New York Times in a segment called ""Will It Last?""
9x178 Show #1833
June 27, 2002 11:35 pm
The audience is victorious once more when they play ""Stump the Band."" Later, Dave shows a very obnoxious commerical for the upcoming G-8 Summit.
9x179 Show #1834
June 28, 2002 11:35 pm
The ""Late Show CBS Mailbag Biff Henderson Map Across America Summer Tour"" lands at the Statue of Liberty. Later, Ben Kweller performs ""Wasted and Ready.""
9x180 Show #1835
July 8, 2002 11:35 pm
Biff goes out in van, annoying people with a bullhorn. Later, Steph/Monty asks ""Road to Perdition"" star Tom Hanks, ""During the filming, did the crew see or touch any monkeys?""
9x181 Show #1836
July 9, 2002 11:35 pm
Zeke, the ""Rabid Dingo"" that bit Dave in June 2000, makes a return appearance on ""Stupid Pet Tricks."" Later, rubyhorse sings ""Sparkle.""
9x182 Show #1837
July 10, 2002 11:35 pm
Dave talks about a snake in his house; Alan Kalter seduces a CPR dummy during a segment called ""What's New for Summer;"" Pat and Kenny read a transcript of Oprah's interview with Jennifer Lopez; Robin Williams promotes a movie and a broadway show.
9x183 Show #1838
July 11, 2002 11:35 pm
Dave plays ""Know Your Current Events"" with the audience. Later, Paul Newman talks about auto racing while promoting ""Road to Perdition.""
9x184 Show #1839
July 12, 2002 11:35 pm
Biff's Summer Tour stops at Niagara Falls. Meanwhile, during CBS Mailbag, George Clarke talks about his plans for the Fourth of July; Alan Kalter struts his ""mastery"" of the French language.
9x185 Show #1840
July 15, 2002 11:35 pm
Dave admits to being in a disproportionatly good mood during a segment called ""Late Show Newsmakers;"" the Dave Matthews Band becomes the second band ever to perform on the roof of the Ed Sullivan Theater.
9x186 Show #1841
July 16, 2002 11:35 pm
Steph/Monty and Dave play another round of ""Psychic Sandwich."" Later, Dave wrecks havoc during a cooking segment with New York restaurant owner Mario Batali.
9x187 Show #1842
July 17, 2002 11:35 pm
Sarah Jessica Parker talks about her unborn child; Alan appears to be on the brink of sanity; Dave stumps the audience with a ""Beach Quiz.""
9x188 Show #1843
July 18, 2002 11:35 pm
Just for the hell of it, the annual ""Late Show Holiday Quarterback Challenge"" is held in the middle of July; Dave quizzes the audience with ""Know Your Current Events;"" Robert Plant sings ""Darkness, Darkness.""
9x189 Show #1844
July 19, 2002 11:35 pm
Biff's latest stop on his tour is Washington, DC; Dave chats with ""Martha Stewart"" (Gerard) and her lawyer made of pine cones during CBS Mailbag; Ted Koppel shows off his impeccable comic timing, then delivers a cape to Paul for his Friday night breakdown.
9x190 Show #1845
July 22, 2002 11:35 pm
George Clarke flies a kite from a taxi; Haley Joel Osment promotes his movie, ""The Country Bears;"" Dashboard Confessional performs ""Saints and Sailors.""
9x191 Show #1846
July 23, 2002 11:35 pm
Rupert goes golfing; Calvert DeForest turns 81; Kristen Johnston promotes her appearance in Shakespeare's ""Twelfth Night"" in Central Park.
9x192 Show #1847
July 24, 2002 11:35 pm
Dave chats with a ""bear rehabilitator;"" Dana Carvey promotes his movie ""Master of Disguise;"" the ""Charts and Graphs"" segment reveals that the contents of Ding Dongs are 50% Dings and 50% Dongs.
9x193 Show #1848
July 25, 2002 11:35 pm
During ""Know Your Current Events,"" Dave seems to fixate on attractive women. Later, Weezer plays ""Keep Fishin'.""
9x194 Show #1849
July 26, 2002 11:35 pm
During ""CBS Mailbag,"" Paul exaggarates some of the many great tourist destinations of his hometown in Ontario. Later, Bill Cosby talks about his Congressional Medal of Honor.
9x195 Show #1850
July 29, 2002 11:35 pm
It's the dog days of summer, which might explain why Biff is sitting on a block of ice. Later, Julia Stiles talks about her hair.
9x196 Show #1851
July 30, 2002 11:35 pm
Dave and Rupert play ""The Late Show Celebrity X-Ray Challenge."" Tonight's celebrity is James Caan.
9x197 Show #1852
July 31, 2002 11:35 pm
Dave reads articles from obscure newspapers in a segment called ""Small Town News."" Later, Little Richard sings ""Good Golly, Miss Molly.""
9x198 Show #1853
August 1, 2002 11:35 pm
Mike Myers promotes ""Austin Powers in Goldmember"" and Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band performs ""The Rising.""
9x199 Show #1854
August 2, 2002 11:35 pm
Biff's Summer Tour continues as Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band perform ""Lonesome Day.""
9x200 Show #1855
August 19, 2002 11:35 pm
Dave welcomes ""Friends"" star Matthew Perry, who is promoting a new movie. Meanwhile, a performance by the Aussie rock group The Vines blows the audience (and Dave) away.
9x201 Show #1856
August 20, 2002 11:35 pm
Sitting in with the band tonight is an unknown winner from the previous night's Teen Choice Awards. Later, Robin Williams plugs ""One Hour Photo.""
9x202 Show #1857
August 21, 2002 11:35 pm
Dave shows a timeline of President Bush's vacation, while Al Pacino promotes the movie ""Simone.""
9x203 Show #1858
August 23, 2002 11:35 pm
Biff pushes pins into a map right in front of the famous Hollywood sign in L.A.; Alan and his twin brother Rick appear on ""American Idol""; upon hearing of a proposed talk show hosted by Bill Clinton on CBS, Dave shows a promo for NBC's ""The Saddam Hussein Show.""
9x204 Show #1859
August 26, 2002 11:35 pm
""SNL"" star Jimmy Fallon promotes the MTV Video Music Awards, which he's hosting.
9x205 Show #1860
August 27, 2002 11:35 pm
Dave announces that tomorrow night Paul will be inducted into the National Black Sports and Entertainment Hall of Fame. Later, Chris Elliott and Dave reminiscense.
9x206 Show #1861
August 28, 2002 11:35 pm
Dave forces Steph/Monty to ask John Travolta, ""How can I get in touch with the other Sweathogs?""
9x207 Show #1862
August 29, 2002 11:35 pm
Joe Perry of Aerosmith sits in with the band; Osama congratulates Dave for nine years at CBS; Jake Gyllenhall promotes ""Moonlight Mile.""
9x208 Show #1863
August 30, 2002 11:35 pm
Biff Henderson ends his tour of the US during the ""CBS Mailbag"" segment (final stop: Mt. Rushmore) as Dave chats with ""Dr. Steven Hatfill"" (Gerard). Later, Dave welcomes ""Jiminy Glick"" star Martin Short.
