7x01 Season Opener
September 22, 1998 12:00 am
Paul tries Viagra and spends the day hiding the obvious effects while he searches for Jamie, who is stuck on the streets of New York wearing nothing alse then a towel.
7x02 A Pain in the Neck
September 29, 1998 12:00 am
When Paul gets his tonsils taken out, his pretty nurse makes Jamie jealous. Meanwhile, Mabel says her first word.
7x03 Tragedy Plus Time
October 27, 1998 12:00 am
Jamie's ex-boyfriend dies and leaves everything to her. Debbie has second thoughts about marrying Joan.
7x04 There's a Puma in the Kitchen
November 3, 1998 12:00 am
To satisfy her need to mother, Lisa adopts a cat with attitude. Jamie learns the benefits of a ""nooner.""
7x05 The Silent Show
November 10, 1998 12:00 am
To help their communication problems, Dr. Sheila recommends that Paul and Jamie not talk to each other for the rest of the day.
7x06 Weekend in L.A.
November 17, 1998 12:00 am
Paul and Jamie go to L.A. to try to get superagent Gardner Malloy to represent him. The life of luxury makes them reluctant to go back.
7x07 The Thanksgiving Show
November 24, 1998 12:00 am
Jamie and Paul have a full house for Thanksgiving dinner. Meanwhile, Mabel may be allergic.
7x08 The Buried Fight
December 14, 1998 12:00 am
When Paul inadvertently injures Hal, he hires the nurse who attended to him after his tonsil removal. Jamie hates her, which leads to a fight. To end the argument, Hal suggests the British tradition of burying the fight.
7x09 Farmer Buchman
January 11, 1999 12:00 am
Mr. Wicker goes out of town and asks Paul and Jamie to tend his rooftop garden. Mabel loves another baby's rare toy.
7x10 Win a Free Car
January 18, 1999 12:00 am
To save the store, Ira plans to give away a car to the person who keeps their hand on it the longest. Since he can't afford it, he wants all of the contestants to be ringers.
7x11 The Honeymoon
January 25, 1999 12:00 am
Dr. Lee helps Paul and Jamie get away to a much-anticipated honeymoon while Lisa cares for Murray.
7x12 Valentine's Day
February 8, 1999 12:00 am
Paul and Jamie spend an unsettling trial night in the suburbs.
7x13 Virtual Reality II
February 22, 1999 12:00 am
The couple learns that Jamie will be in bed with Mark McGwire via virtual reality.
7x14 Uncle Phil Goes Back to High School
March 1, 1999 12:00 am
Uncle Phil goes back to high school. Lisa gets breast implants.
7x15 Murray at the Dog Show
April 26, 1999 12:00 am
Sheila declares Paul and Jamie cured. However, Murray is still traumatized by the earlier puma attack, so Paul and Jamie enter him in a dog show.
7x16 Millennium Bug
April 26, 1999 12:00 am
Jamie's dress is ruined by a dry cleaner who is unwilling to make restitution. Paul has a dream where Einstein gives him a partial solution to the millennium bug. He needs to have the dream again, so he can get the rest of the solution.
7x17 Separate Beds
May 3, 1999 12:00 am
Paul and Jamie discover the extra comfort of sleeping apart. Marvin is wrestling part time and Ira becomes his manager.
7x18 Stealing Burt's Car
May 10, 1999 12:00 am
Ira finds a note in some old pants that remind him of a date made twenty years ago but he doesn't remember with whom. Paul and Jamie steal Burt's decrepit car so they can ditch it, since he won't sell it.
7x19 Paved with Good Intentions
May 13, 1999 12:00 am
Paul accidentally runs over Jamie's mother. While she is in the hospital, her estranged husband visits.
7x20 The Dirty Little Secret
May 17, 1999 12:00 am
When Debbie compiles Buchman and Stemple family trees, she learns that Paul and Jamie are actually cousins.
7x21 The Final Frontier (1)
May 24, 1999 12:00 am
Mabel's first real film is a biography, looking back at her family's twisted history.
7x22 The Final Frontier (2)
May 24, 1999 12:00 am
Mabel's first real film is a biography, looking back at her family's twisted history.
