2x01 Poppy's By the Tree (1)
September 27, 1987 12:00 am
In the second season opener, the Bundys go to a sleazy, dumpy motel in Dumpwater Florida. Trouble head their way when an axe murderer, who hates tourists, arrives.
2x02 Poppy's By the Tree (2)
September 27, 1987 12:00 am
Peg is kidnapped by the axe murderer and it's up to Al to save her.
2x03 If I Were a Rich Man
October 4, 1987 12:00 am
Al and Steve visit the vault at Steve's bank and the next day, one million dollars is reported missing. Peg and the kids hear about it and worship Al thinking that he stole the money and that they are now a wealthy family.
2x04 Buck Can Do It
October 11, 1987 12:00 am
One of the Bundys neighbors threaten to sue when Buck the dog mates with their dog, and asks the Bundys to neuter Buck, which Al refuses to do.
2x05 Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (1)
October 18, 1987 12:00 am
Marcy and Steve have a fight, which leads to Marcy joining Peggy and her friends going to a strip club, where Marcy accidentally loses her wedding ring ... down a stripper's pants.
2x06 Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (2)
October 18, 1987 12:00 am
A stripper shows up at Al's with Marcy's wedding ring. Al convinces Steve to make Marcy feel guilty about losing it, and confronts Peg about what she was doing at the strip club.
2x07 For Whom the Bell Tolls
October 25, 1987 12:00 am
The phone company cuts off the phone service to the Bundy household after Al refuses to pay for a phone call he did not make. This annoys Peggy, Kelly, and the rest of the neighborhood.
2x08 Born to Walk
November 1, 1987 12:00 am
Al fails his test for renewing his license on the same day Kelly gets hers.
2x09 Alley of the Dolls
November 8, 1987 12:00 am
Peg meets and old rival from high school and their two families face off at a bowling match to see who the real loser is. With the Bundy team being one player short, Steve has to step in to help.
2x10 The Razor's Edge
November 15, 1987 12:00 am
A fight with Marcy about his newly grown beard makes Steve spend a few nights at the Bundy household, which everyone is happy about, except Peggy and Marcy.
2x11 How do You Spell Revenge?
November 22, 1987 12:00 am
Al tries to improve Peg's softball skills while Kelly's boyfriend asks her to prove her love to him by getting a tattoo.
2x12 Earth Angel
December 6, 1987 12:00 am
Bud meets a 21 year old art student in the park and brings her to the Bundy household. Everybody seems to like her but Marcy, who plans to get rid of her.
2x13 You Better Watch Out
December 20, 1987 12:00 am
This Christmas episode tells about Santa Claus, who is late showing up at the mall. His parachute doesn't open up and he falls off his sleigh and onto the Bundy property ... dead.
2x14 Guys and Dolls
January 10, 1988 12:00 am
Al and Steve have to go out to the streets looking for Marcy's old Barbie doll, that they traded for two rare baseball cards, not knowing that Marcy wanted to keep the doll.
2x15 Build a Better Mousetrap
January 24, 1988 12:00 am
A mouse finds its way into the Bundy home. Too manly and proud to hire an exterminator, Al sets on killing the mouse, even if it means he has to tear the house down and damage it to shreds.
2x16 Master the Possibilities
February 7, 1988 12:00 am
When the mailman delivers a credit card pre-approved for Buck the Dog, the Bundys go on a spending spree.
2x17 Peggy Loves Al, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
February 14, 1988 12:00 am
On Valentines day, Bud awaits his first valentine, Kelly has a load of valentines to choose from, Steve plans on taking Marcy to Hawaii, and Peg wants Al to say "I love you" to her.
2x18 The Great Escape
February 21, 1988 12:00 am
The Bundy home is fumigated for termites, forcing the family to spend the night in the shoe store, where a grounded Kelly tends to sneak out to get to a rock concert.
2x19 Impo-Dent
February 28, 1988 12:00 am
Marcy dents Steve's new Mercedes and heavily regrets it. Revenge brings Steve to claim she made him impotent and he uses her as his personal servant.
2x20 Just Married ... with Children
March 6, 1988 12:00 am
Having filled in an application for the Rhoades' to be on a game show, Al and Peg appear on the game show for newlyweds - "How Do I Love Thee", portraying Steve and Marcy.
2x21 Father Lode
March 13, 1988 12:00 am
Al tries to keep his race track winnings a secret, while Peg starts taking money from Al's wallet.
2x22 All in the Family
May 1, 1988 12:00 am
Peg's hillbilly relatives from Wanker County pay a visit. Fighting uncles, singing triplet aunts, whose showbiz career is threatened by Al's inputs, and Al is trying all he can to watch the John Wayne film "Hondo."
