8x01 A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket?
September 5, 1993 12:00 am
When Al and Peggy go to a basketball game, Peggy switches seats with Al and her seat is chosen for a $10,000 free throw contest.
8x02 Hood 'n the Boyz
September 12, 1993 12:00 am
Al helps his childhood girlfriend deal with a young tough guy and his gang.
8x03 Proud to Be Your Bud
September 19, 1993 12:00 am
The family thinks Bud is insane when they overhear him talking to himself in his room.
8x04 Luck of the Bundys
September 26, 1993 12:00 am
When the Bundys start having good luck, Al remembers the Bundy Curse and realizes he is doomed.
8x05 Banking on Marcy
October 3, 1993 12:00 am
Marcy tries to imagine being in the bedroom to improve her ability to speak in front of large audiences, but her fantasies tend to go a little too wild.
8x06 No Chicken, No Check
October 10, 1993 12:00 am
Kelly and Bud buy a car to share, but sharing a car leads to fighting, and the Bundy children has to double date.
8x07 Take My Wife, Please
October 24, 1993 12:00 am
While Bud, Kelly and Peggy spend the night impersonating the Village People at the D'Arcy's Halloween party, the Grim Reaper visits Al.
8x08 Scared Single
November 7, 1993 12:00 am
Al tries to help a young man forget the idea of marriage. Meanwhile, Kelly gets stung by bees and becomes crazy.
8x09 NO MA'AM
November 14, 1993 12:00 am
Women take over the nudie bar and the bowling alley, so Al starts an organization called ""NO MA'AM.""
8x10 Dances with Weezy
November 21, 1993 12:00 am
Peggy and Marcy make Al and Jefferson abandon their plans of going to a new sports bar to instead go see The Jeffersons live.
8x11 Change for a Buck
November 28, 1993 12:00 am
Buck runs away from home and ends up at a dog pound.
8x12 A Little off the Top
December 12, 1993 12:00 am
Al ends up being circumcised after the surgeons misread the doctor's instructions.
8x13 The Worst Noel
December 19, 1993 12:00 am
Kelly and Bud try to sneak a jukebox, their Christmas present for Al and Peggy, into the house on Christmas Eve while Al and Peggy argue over channel surfing.
8x14 Sofa So Good
January 16, 1994 12:00 am
While Al and Peggy are away at a family reunion, Kelly's boyfriend ruins Peggy's couch. Bud and Kelly have to find a new couch similar to the one they had.
8x15 Honey, I Blew Up Myself
January 23, 1994 12:00 am
Al is annoyed when the mall hangs a billboard sized picture of Peggy next to the shoe store.
8x16 How Green was My Apple
February 6, 1994 12:00 am
A dispute over whether an apple tree belongs to the D'Arcys or the Bundys leads to a feud between the two families.
8x17 Valentine's Day Massacre
February 13, 1994 12:00 am
Bud tries to find an old valentine, whose letter Kelly forgot to give him years ago. Meanwhile, Al shops for Valentine's Day gifts to give to Peggy.
8x18 Get Outta Dodge
February 20, 1994 12:00 am
Al will get a new Viper for his Dodge if he lets people film a video of the Dodge crossing the 1 million mile mark. Meanwhile, Kelly tries to find Waldo.
8x19 Field of Screams
February 27, 1994 12:00 am
Al's high school football field will be destroyed for an auto shop, so he protests. Meanwhile, Kelly tests a new bug spray on Bud and Buck, which has unwanted effects.
8x20 The D'Arcy Files
March 20, 1994 12:00 am
Al is offered $50,000 dollars to reveal the identity of Jefferson, who is revealed to be a spy.
8x21 Nooner or Later
February 10, 1994 12:00 am
Peggy must convince Al to come home for a ""nooner"" in order to win a big radio contest. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly wait in a very long line to buy concert tickets.
8x22 Ride Scare
April 24, 1994 12:00 am
Al's carpool, consisting of him and three models, is chosen to promote a campaign to clean up Chicago.
8x23 The Legend of Ironhead Haynes
May 1, 1994 12:00 am
Al loses his precious parking space after insulting a fat woman, which leads to ""No Ma'am"" seeking out to find a guru, Ironhead Haynes, and seek his advice.
8x24 Assault and Batteries
May 8, 1994 12:00 am
When Al tries to change some batteries, the computer locks him inside a store. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud celebrate Buck's birthday.
8x25 Al Goes Deep
May 15, 1994 12:00 am
Al convinces Jefferson to bet on a football game, but the star of the football team starts dating Kelly, and it interrupts his training.
8x26 Kelly Knows Something
May 22, 1994 12:00 am
Al teaches Kelly about sports, so she can be on a sports trivia game show.
