July 16, 1994 12:00 am
Movie Plot: After being accused of killing a man, a woman is sent to a convent. On the SOL: Crow hires the Power Steves for a party the crew is having / Servo, in honor of Mel Torme, scats / the crew designs the woman of the future. In Deep 13: Dr. Forrester presents the Umbilicus, a giant cable connecting Deep 13 to the SOL. It connects directly to Gypsy, who is not pleased / Dr. Forrester gets pied by Mike and the 'bots via the Umbilicus.
July 23, 1994 12:00 am
Movie Plot: The USSR completes a nuclear attack on the USA. Also riffed was the short "A Date with Your Family." On the SOL: Mike builds a new, psycho robot / the crew has a calm dinner / the bomb from the movie visits the SOL / Servo becomes convinced that reality is a dream. In Deep 13: Dr. Forrester tries an experiment on Crow by making him choose between a wire mother and a Dr. Forrester plush doll. / Frank is held at gunpoint by Dr. Forrester.
July 30, 1994 12:00 am
Movie Plot: After a murder, the people at a rooming house are questioned, including a man who is working on talking to dead people. Also riffed was the short "The Selling Wizard." On the SOL: It's time for a Fire Drill / Servo and crow host "The Dead Talk Back" radio show / the crew dresses as the Grateful Dead / the Crew is interrogated by Dr. Forrester, but he is interrupted when Frank confesses. In Deep 13: Dr. Forrester tries to use direct marketing with ""Nelson Cigarettes."" Mike, with no help from Crow, resists / Dr. Forrester and Frank play "William Tell."
November 24, 1994 12:00 am
Movie Plot: A boy is brought back from the dead to seek revenge on his killers. On the SOL: Secret Service agents Crow and Tom Servo protect Mike / the crew does some good voodoo / Servo runs over Crow with a car / the crew chills in a hot tub / Mike and Servo are Robin and Batman / the 'bots write to Adam West. in Deep 13: The Mads use voodoo to inflict inexpensive evil on the world / Frank turns Dr. Forrester into a zombie.
August 20, 1994 12:00 am
Movie Plot: Colossus leads a bunch of poor islanders to a battle against the enemy headhunters. On the SOL: Servo does the crew's taxes / the SOL deals with NummyMuffinCocolButter, the worlds cutest pet, which has been given to them by Dr. Forrester / Gypsy is allergic to Nummy / The crew talks about the concept of decapitation. In Deep 13: Dr. Forrester invents the world's cutest pet / Frank misses Nummy so much that he becomes ill.
September 17, 1994 12:00 am
Movie Plot: A giant centipede-like alien attacks Earth. On the SOL: Servo becomes the satellite's security guard / the SOL is forced by the Mads to open a coffeehouse / Crow becomes a sovereign nation / Mike tries out his new sound system / Gypsy eats Servo. In Deep 13: Frank does the laundry / Dr. Forrester tortures Frank for messing up the wash.
September 3, 1994 12:00 am
Movie Plot: A group of vacationers are captured and hunted by a madman. Also riffed was the short "Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm." On the SOL: The Crew helps Dr. Forrester impress his mother / Mike becomes Kenny G. and Crow opens a fruit stand / the crew does a hoedown / Crow confesses, thus ruining the crew's murder mystery party / the 'bots think that Mike is hunting them. In Deep 13: Dr. Forrester's mother, Pearl, is visiting. She and Frank get along very well.
October 1, 1994 12:00 am
Movie Plot: Diamond Head is a secret agent-type guy who tries to stop an illegal weapons dealer. Also riffed was the short "A Day at the Fair." On the SOL: The SOL needs to be cleaned up, so the crew throws out all the garbage, including Crow's mother, into the sun / Magic Voice and Cambot try to make Mike appear more mean / Cambot and Magic Voice present Mike as a crash test dummy / Cambot and Magic Voice make mike into the Frugal Gourmet / Crow gives Mike a Hawaiian Punch. In Deep 13: The Mads compete over which of them is cleaner.
August 27, 1994 12:00 am
Movie Plot: A skydiving school is the central point in a movie about a bunch of people cheating on each other. Also riffed was the short "Why Study Industrial Arts?". On the SOL: Crow cuts himself in half during a shop class taught by Frank / Servo ruins Crow's car / Crow and Servo get stuck in parachutes. In Deep 13: Mike and Dr. Forrester compete Swinging Choir. Dr. Forrester wins, according to Frank / Dr. Forrester throws balls at Frank.
October 8, 1994 12:00 am
Movie Plot: A young woman leads a crime spree and people die. Also riffed was the short "Young Man's Fancy." On the SOL: Servo has a new, creepy, head / Mike puts on a show as Keanu Reeves / Mike and Crow act out the gas station robbery from the movie. In Deep 13: The Mads write a theme song for themselves / Frank starts a country music radio station.
October 5, 1994 12:00 am
Movie Plot: A save-the-ranch type spaghetti western. Host Segment Plots: This is complicated, so try to follow. The Mads try to send a matter transfer machine to the SOL, but it gets caught in a storm of ions, resulting in the creation of a parallel universe. In the parallel universe, the Mads are on the SOL and an evil version of Mike and the 'bots are in Deep 13, forcing Frank and Dr. Forrester to watch the movie. in the regular universe, Servo and Mike use the ""Parallel Universe Manual"" to fix the situation. The friendly Mads visit the SOL at the end of the show, just to say hi.
October 29, 1994 12:00 am
Movie Plot: A really bad movie about some Air Force pilots, where the plot is nonexistent. On the SOL: Crow surfs the internet / the crew tries to sell their new kind of barbecue sauce / Servo leads the Servo Academy choir. In Deep 13: The Mads share thoughts through their new cranial ports.
November 5, 1994 12:00 am
Movie Plot: An Ed Wood movie about murders and a porno racket. Also riffed was the short "Keeping Clean and Neat." On the SOL: The boys throw Gypsy a shower / Frank sends a letter to the SOL, stating that he intends to blow up Deep 13 / Frank sets off a small bomb on the SOL and, in a phone call, threatens Mike. He has also kidnapped Dr. Forrester / Mike helps Dr. Forrester to lure Frank away from the bomb that he was about to use. In Deep 13: After seeing a violent movie, Frank disappears, only to come back and capture Dr. Forrester. / After foiling Frank's attempt to blow up Deep 13, Dr. Forrester deep-fries Frank.
November 19, 1994 12:00 am
Movie Plot: An airport manager winds up a pert of a scheme to rob a shipment of cash from a plane. On the SOL: Mike moderates a debate between Servo and Crow / Jan in the Pan is thrilled with Mike's Urkel imitation, so are the Mads, Pitch, and Santa Claus / Torgo ruins everyone's good time about Mike's Urkel. In Deep 13: The Mads impersonate construction workers / Dr. Forrester's ears become overgrown with hair.
November 23, 1994 12:00 am
Movie Plot: A girl escapes juvenile hall and holds a wealthy couple captive. On the SOL: Crow readies for a raid of Deep 13 / Crow goes to Deep 13 via the Umbilicus, but is caught by Dr. Forrester / A kitten with a whip visits / the crew creates a pineata in the shape of Dr. Forrester. In Deep 13: Dr. Forrester uses Frank as a pinata when some kids show up.
November 26, 1994 12:00 am
Movie Plot: Essentially, a movie about women's wrestling. Also riffed was the short "Are You Ready for Marriage?" On the SOL: Lisa Loeb appears on the hexfield viewscreen and sings / Crow wants to marry Servo / Jan in the Pan is the stripper for Crow's bachelor party / Dr. Forrester performs the wedding of Servo and Crow, with Frank as the wedding singer. In Deep 13: A family starts poking around Deep 13, prompting the Mads to get a new security system, which Frank plays with / Frank falls in love with Lisa Loeb, until Dr. Forrester breaks the news to him that she is seeing Ethan Hawke.
December 3, 1994 12:00 am
Movie Plot: A man inherits a magic sword which he uses to vanquish an enemy clan. On the SOL: The crew plays Dungeons and Dragons, though they don't really care about the game / Servo provides entertainment for the Mads' guests / Gypsy mimics the singer from the movie / Ilya from the movie stops by, now a waiter at IHOP. In Deep 13: Bridget and Mary Jo, new neighbors from Deep 12, stop by to say hi to the Mads / After their dates with the Deep 12 women, the Mads can't wait to hear from them again.
December 10, 1994 12:00 am
Movie Plot: A high school student develops mob ties and organizes a robbery of drug money. Also riffed was the short "Out of this World." On the SOL: The 'bots are not helping Mike with his headache / Crow uses a chemistry set and makes Servo huge / the crew discusses bread / Servo and Crow unsuccessfully try to break into Gypsy's diary / the 'bots have a squirt gun fight. In Deep 13: Frank uses DNA to make a dinosaur that attacks Dr. Forrester / Dr. Forrester puts the angry dinosaur into Frank's pants.
December 17, 1994 12:00 am
Movie Plot: A story of some men who become mercenaries in an attack on Cuba. Also riffed was the short "Platform Posture and Appearance." On the SOL: Mike uses Servo's head to pick the lottery balls out of / the crew plays bingo / The Movie causes Mike to lose his mind and have an identity crisis / the crew sings about ironing boards. In Deep 13: Dr. Forrester is beaten up by some mob goons, to whom Frank owes a lot of money / Frank tries to help the dying Dr. Forrester by reading him the sympathy cards people have sent / Dr. Forrester has a near-death experience / as revenge, Dr. Forrester tries to kill Frank.
January 7, 1995 12:00 am
Movie Plot: A secret agent is hired to find a kidnapped scientist and his latest invention: the death ray. On the SOL: Crow doesn't like his new contacts / Servo uses a death ray to destroy Crow / Crow has a line of sunglasses / Cambot cries over how bad the movie is. In Deep 13: Frank is Servo's talent agent, and gets him a gig endorsing sneakers / Frank gives Dr. Forrester an autographed picture of himself.
January 21, 1995 12:00 am
Movie Plot: A scientist is mutated by a nuclear explosion into the Beast of Yucca Flats, which goes around randomly killing people. Also riffed were the shorts "Money Talks" and "Progress Island." On the SOL: the Crew wallpapers the SOL / the crew is disturbed by a party next door / Crow supports the ""Film Anti-preservation Society"", for the decay of bad films. In Deep 13: A political rally over Proposition Deep 13. The Mads rally in favor, the SOL crew rebuts / The Mads concede the issue to Mike and the 'bots.
March 11, 1995 12:00 am
Movie Plot: Six secret agent women bust a drug ring. A blatant "Charlie's Angels" rip-off. On the SOL: The Mads turn the SOL crew into the cast of Renegade, so they can get higher ratings / The 'bots are very to-the-point on their opinion of Mike's Fonz impression / the bots test the shame-meter, which is broken by the Mads' level of shame. In Deep 13: The mads dress up as mediocre 1970s baseball pitchers / the Mads dress as Bobby Riggs and Billie Jean King.
March 18, 1995 12:00 am
Movie Plot: A fugitive makes a crooked deal with a scientist to become invisible. Also riffed was the short "The Days of Our Years." On the SOL: Servo uses Crow as a science project / Crow and Servo are hurt in a welding accident. In Deep 13: The Mads have opened a bed and breakfast, and force the SOL crew into being the "local color" / Dr. Forrester won't let Frank have a day off / the Mads have some Apple Dowdy.
March 25, 1995 12:00 am
Movie Plot: A wrestler is hired to save a young woman from a group of vampires. On the SOL: the Crew does a tribute to the 3 Stooges / Crow receives a bizarre message / the 'bots read tribute letters to the departed Frank. In Deep 13: The Mads get a strange message in a fortune cookie / the angel Torgo the White comes to take Frank to "Second Banana Heaven" / Dr. Forrester, upset by Frank's departure, sings a tribute / the ghost of Frank visits Dr. Forrester and pushes the button for the last time.