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  • 1996-02-03T05:00:00Z on Syfy
  • 2h
  • 9h 11m (6 episodes)
  • United States
  • English
  • Comedy, Fantasy, Science Fiction
In the not-too-distant future, various test subjects are held captive by mad scientists and evil villains aboard the Satellite of Love, where they are forced to watch cheesy B-grade movies with the help of their robot friends: Cambot, Gypsy, Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot.

6 episodes

Season Premiere

1996-02-03T05:00:00Z

7x01 Night of the Blood Beast

Season Premiere

7x01 Night of the Blood Beast

  • 1996-02-03T05:00:00Z1h 32m

Movie Plot: After a rocket crash, an alien beast starts to attack people in southern California. Also riffed was the short "Once Upon a Honeymoon."
On the SOL: The 'bots attack Mike with Mace and tasers / Crow plays the trombone / Gypsy imitates the woman from the short / Crow pretends to be pregnant.
In Deep 13: Dr. Forrester's mother, Pearl, has moved in with him. She forces him to do a trombone recital / Pearl makes Dr. Forrester confess to the SOL crew, but he doesn't know what he is supposed to be confessing / Pearl treats Dr. Forrester like a baby.
Stinger: "Wounded animal that large isn't good."

Original film made in 1958.

1996-02-10T05:00:00Z

7x02 The Brute Man

7x02 The Brute Man

  • 1996-02-10T05:00:00Z1h 32m

Movie plot: Rondo Hatton stars as a disfigured man who takes revenge on the college pals he believes caused his condition. The short is a documentary-style examination of chicken farming. Also rifft was the short "The Chicken of Tomorrow".
Stinger: Crotchety old grocer: "Creeper, creeper, creeper. You give me the creeps!"

Original film made in 1946.

Movie Plot: A very hard to follow film featuring Deathstalker, a very disgusting hero, and a princess he is trying to protect, but doesn't.
On the SOL: Crow gets a toupee / the crew dresses up as fast food workers to try and terrorize an ailing Pearl / the 'bots put on a Renaissance Festival to cheat Mike out of money / Crow reads a story to Pearl.
In Deep 13: Pearl is very sick, thus making Dr. Forrester miserable / Dr. Forrester tries to poison his mother, but ends up poisoning himself.

Original film made in 1988.

7x04 The Incredible Melting Man

  • 1996-02-24T05:00:00Z1h 32m

Movie Plot: An astronaut returns from a mission and begins to melt while going on a bizarre killing spree.
On the SOL: The crew plays baseball / Crow's screenplay is being made into a movie by Pearl and Dr. Forrester. Of the $30 million budget, Crow gets $800 / They start filming the movie with Mike starring as Kevin Bacon / Dr. Forrester and Pearl come up to the SOL to revise the movie script / Crow fails as a director.
In Deep 13: Dr. Forrester conducts a focus group to see how people like Crow's movie / Dr. Forrester and Pearl tell Crow the movie is a failure.

Original film made in 1977.

1996-03-02T05:00:00Z

7x05 Escape 2000

7x05 Escape 2000

  • 1996-03-02T05:00:00Z1h 32m

Movie Plot: An evil corporation and the government are kicking people out of the Bronx and moving them to New Mexico to be killed.
On the SOL: Crow holds a charity auction / the SOL catches fire, which is luckily put out by Gypsy / Crow's use of the biofeedback machine causes more fires to break out on the SOL / Servo gets sick.
In Deep 13: Dr. Forrester has put Pearl in a nursing home, which is really just another part of Deep 13 / to boost ratings, Dr. Forrester presents Timmy Bobby Rusty, a cute little kid / Dablone swoons Pearl.

Original film made in 1985.

Season Finale

1996-05-18T04:00:00Z

7x06 Laserblast

Season Finale

7x06 Laserblast

  • 1996-05-18T04:00:00Z1h 32m

Movie Plot: An alien invasion is foiled by a man wielding one of the alien's own laser guns.
On the SOL: The 'bots tell a captive Mike the ""thunderdome"" joke / the SOL crew taunts a perfectionist satellite / the 'bots change the diaper of a star baby / Mike dressed as Star trek's Captain Janeway / the SOL reaches the edge of the universe and the Crew is turned into pure energy.
In Deep 13: Dr. Forrester has lost his funding and cuts the SOL loose in space / Dr. Forrester watches himself grow old (a la 2001: Space Odyssey) and turns into a Star Baby. Instead of a monolith, there is a giant VHS tape. Pearl decides to try and raise baby Clayton right.
Stinger: "Far out!"

Original film made in 1978.

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