September 18, 1990 12:00 am
Becky is eager to practice for her driving test, and the rest of the family awaits the results of Roseanne's pregnancy test.
September 25, 1990 12:00 am
Lending money to pal Arnie comes easily for Dan, but he believes that borrowing from family only adds up to disaster.
October 2, 1990 12:00 am
Roseanne decides it's time to give Becky ""the talk" unaware that it's Darlene who needs it more.
October 9, 1990 12:00 am
Despite her misgivings, Roseanne, working late as a coffee-shop waitress, leaves Dan in charge of the kids.
October 15, 1990 12:00 am
After Police Officer Jackie gets slightly injured, Gary says he's tired of always worrying about her and wants her to quit her job as a Police Woman. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene find something disturbing under DJ's bed that makes them believe he's a complete psycho.
October 23, 1990 12:00 am
Becky's folks pressure her to stop dating a boy.
October 30, 1990 12:00 am
Roseanne, mistaken for a guy in her lumberjack Halloween costume, plays along with some braggarts and learns about machismo.
November 6, 1990 12:00 am
Roseanne's PMS day and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.
November 13, 1990 12:00 am
Becky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo â€“ which makes her suddenly popular at school â€“ but Roseanne is the one called into the principal's office.
November 27, 1990 12:00 am
Dan ill-advisedly tells Roseanne he's having dreams of a mysterious, and oddly homely, other woman.
December 4, 1990 12:00 am
Since the girls continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne celebrate the anniversary of their first lovemaking by revisiting the restaurant/hotel â€“ and staying out very, very late, hoping to teach the girls a lesson, with the help of Officer Jackie.
December 12, 1990 12:00 am
An angry and deflated Roseanne discovered that her mother always thought sister Jackie had more potential.
January 8, 1991 12:00 am
Dan's visiting father astonishes everyone by announcing his plans to marry Crystal.
January 15, 1991 12:00 am
Against Dan's wishes, Roseanne forges ahead with wedding preparations, with Crystal revealing she's pregnant with Ed's child.
January 22, 1991 12:00 am
Becky runs away from home to live with Jackie.
February 5, 1991 12:00 am
Darlene is embarassed when Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a supermarket lesson in real-life family budgeting; D.J. has to deal with a bully.
February 12, 1991 12:00 am
Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting Valentine's Day, so he winds up full-figure lingerie shopping; and Darlene's upset when a boy she likes asks out Becky instead.
February 19, 1991 12:00 am
Roseanne is torn between taking care of her flu-stricken husband and helping Jackie learn lines for her play.
February 26, 1991 12:00 am
Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan go on their long-awaited trip to see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas.
March 12, 1991 12:00 am
Frustrated because her parents can't afford the car she wants, Becky and her boyfriend Mark borrow Dan's treasured motorcyle against his orders.
March 26, 1991 12:00 am
The new wife next door, Kathy Bowman, looks down on Roseanne and complains that D.J. is a bad influence on her son Todd.
April 2, 1991 12:00 am
Roseanne helps Crystal with her Lamaze classes; Dan's near-fatal accident at work makes D.J. follow him obsessively; Dan and Roseanne sit up all night doing their wills, and Jackie is offended that she doesn't get custody of the kids.
April 30, 1991 12:00 am
Roseanne tries to convince Darlene to wear something feminine to a big school dance -- but she'd rather attract attention for her softball skills.
May 7, 1991 12:00 am
The Connors celebrate Mother's Day with a barbecue with Roseanne's feisty grandmother.
May 14, 1991 12:00 am
Dan and Roseanne commit to opening a motorcycle shop with a free-spirited old friend who gets cold feet at the last minute.