3x01 The Test
September 18, 1990 12:00 am
Becky is eager to practice for her driving test, and the rest of the family awaits the results of Roseanne's pregnancy test.
3x02 Friends and Relatives
September 25, 1990 12:00 am
Lending money to pal Arnie comes easily for Dan, but he believes that borrowing from family only adds up to disaster.
3x03 Like, a Virgin
October 2, 1990 12:00 am
Roseanne decides it's time to give Becky ""the talk" unaware that it's Darlene who needs it more.
3x04 Like, a New Job
October 9, 1990 12:00 am
Despite her misgivings, Roseanne, working late as a coffee-shop waitress, leaves Dan in charge of the kids.
3x05 Goodbye, Mr. Right
October 15, 1990 12:00 am
After Police Officer Jackie gets slightly injured, Gary says he's tired of always worrying about her and wants her to quit her job as a Police Woman. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene find something disturbing under DJ's bed that makes them believe he's a complete psycho.
3x06 Becky, Beds and Boys
October 23, 1990 12:00 am
Becky's folks pressure her to stop dating a boy.
3x07 Trick or Treat
October 30, 1990 12:00 am
Roseanne, mistaken for a guy in her lumberjack Halloween costume, plays along with some braggarts and learns about machismo.
3x08 PMS, I Love You
November 6, 1990 12:00 am
Roseanne's PMS day and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.
3x09 Bird is the Word
November 13, 1990 12:00 am
Becky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo – which makes her suddenly popular at school – but Roseanne is the one called into the principal's office.
3x10 Dream Lover
November 27, 1990 12:00 am
Dan ill-advisedly tells Roseanne he's having dreams of a mysterious, and oddly homely, other woman.
3x11 Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?
December 4, 1990 12:00 am
Since the girls continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne celebrate the anniversary of their first lovemaking by revisiting the restaurant/hotel – and staying out very, very late, hoping to teach the girls a lesson, with the help of Officer Jackie.
3x12 Confessions
December 12, 1990 12:00 am
An angry and deflated Roseanne discovered that her mother always thought sister Jackie had more potential.
3x13 The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father
January 8, 1991 12:00 am
Dan's visiting father astonishes everyone by announcing his plans to marry Crystal.
3x14 The Wedding
January 15, 1991 12:00 am
Against Dan's wishes, Roseanne forges ahead with wedding preparations, with Crystal revealing she's pregnant with Ed's child.
3x15 Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore
January 22, 1991 12:00 am
Becky runs away from home to live with Jackie.
3x16 Home-Ec
February 5, 1991 12:00 am
Darlene is embarassed when Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a supermarket lesson in real-life family budgeting; D.J. has to deal with a bully.
3x17 Valentine's Day
February 12, 1991 12:00 am
Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting Valentine's Day, so he winds up full-figure lingerie shopping; and Darlene's upset when a boy she likes asks out Becky instead.
3x18 Communicable Theater
February 19, 1991 12:00 am
Roseanne is torn between taking care of her flu-stricken husband and helping Jackie learn lines for her play.
3x19 Vegas Interruptus
February 26, 1991 12:00 am
Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan go on their long-awaited trip to see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas.
3x20 Her Boyfriend's Back
March 12, 1991 12:00 am
Frustrated because her parents can't afford the car she wants, Becky and her boyfriend Mark borrow Dan's treasured motorcyle against his orders.
3x21 Troubles with the Rubbles
March 26, 1991 12:00 am
The new wife next door, Kathy Bowman, looks down on Roseanne and complains that D.J. is a bad influence on her son Todd.
3x22 Second Time Around
April 2, 1991 12:00 am
Roseanne helps Crystal with her Lamaze classes; Dan's near-fatal accident at work makes D.J. follow him obsessively; Dan and Roseanne sit up all night doing their wills, and Jackie is offended that she doesn't get custody of the kids.
3x23 Dances with Darlene
April 30, 1991 12:00 am
Roseanne tries to convince Darlene to wear something feminine to a big school dance -- but she'd rather attract attention for her softball skills.
3x24 Scenes from a Barbecue
May 7, 1991 12:00 am
The Connors celebrate Mother's Day with a barbecue with Roseanne's feisty grandmother.
3x25 The Pied Piper of Lanford
May 14, 1991 12:00 am
Dan and Roseanne commit to opening a motorcycle shop with a free-spirited old friend who gets cold feet at the last minute.



