1x01 Todd the Metal God
September 29, 2010 9:00 pm
Todd uses The Book to transform himself into a Heavy Metal guitar god to impress Jenny.
1x02 How to Make a Homunculus
September 29, 2010 9:00 pm
Hannah is desperate to win the science fair so she uses The Book to make a small magical creature that strangely looks like Todd.
1x03 Rock N' Roll Zombies Know Best
October 6, 2010 9:00 pm
Todd's attempts to make Jenny jealous backfires and nearly gets him and Curtis eaten by a couple of rocknroll zombies.
1x04 Gay Day
October 13, 2010 9:00 pm
When Crowley High's only gay student uses the book to make every boy gay like him, Todd's feelings for Jenny are put to the test.
1x05 Monster Fat
October 20, 2010 9:00 pm
Todd, who has an irrational fear of fat people, must fight an evil monster made from human fat when an obesity epidemic takes over the school.
1x06 Invasion of the Stupid Snatchers
October 27, 2010 9:00 pm
When Crowley High is overcome with an evil smoke that turns the students stupid, Hannah must step up and save the entire student body before it descends into a perverse chaso of moronitude
1x07 Terrible Twin Turf Tussle
November 3, 2010 9:00 pm
Todd is torn between jealousy and arousal when Jenny takes up lesbianism and inadvertently causes a pair of twin sisters to go to war with their evil clones.
1x08 Cockfight
November 10, 2010 9:00 pm
Todd and Curtis’ prank on a small-endowed bully backfires when the bully uses The Book to turn his tiny penis into a terrifying cockmonster.
1x09 Big Bad Baby
November 17, 2010 9:00 pm
Todd sets out to prove to Jenny that he’s father material by delivering a gigantic baby borne from the power of The Book, who proceeds to terrorize the school.
1x10 The Ghost of Chet Sukowski
November 24, 2010 9:00 pm
Todd is challenged to a deadly drag race by a basketball star possessed by a ghost from the 1950's who has put Jenny under his spell.
1x11 The Phantom of Crowley High
December 1, 2010 9:00 pm
While Atticus directs Todd and Jenny in the most fantastic musical Crowley High has ever seen, Curtis falls in love with the evil Phantom of Crowley High.
1x12 Checkmate
December 8, 2010 9:00 pm
Todd is prophesized to be the Pure Evil one, by a chess champion, who uses the power of The Book to see the future.
1x13 A Farewell to Curtis' Arm
December 8, 2010 9:00 pm
Curtis uses The Book to get a new arm, while Todd learns some disturbing news about his past and future.
