Two and a Half Men

» Season 3
89%
51 votes

3x01 Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts

September 19, 2005 8:30 pm
After falling off the roof, Alan needs Charlie's help in looking after Jake, which interferes with Charlie's social life.
90%
43 votes

3x02 Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

September 26, 2005 8:30 pm
Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter.
90%
45 votes

3x03 Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

October 3, 2005 8:30 pm
Alan has been dating a lot, and Charlie soon finds out that it has been one woman - his ex-wife, Judith. He tries to stop Alan, and even brings Rose, Evelyn and Berta to interfere - but Alan ignores them all.
89%
43 votes

3x04 Your Dismissive Attitude Towards Boobs

October 10, 2005 8:30 pm
Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan, when she temporarily moves in with them
89%
39 votes

3x05 We Called It Mr. Pinky

October 17, 2005 8:30 pm
Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship, becuase of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at school.
94%
38 votes

3x06 Hi, Mr. Horned One

October 24, 2005 8:30 pm
Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
88%
36 votes

3x07 Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

November 7, 2005 8:30 pm
Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father (Martin Sheen), comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose, but the unexpected happens when Evelyn shows up.
89%
43 votes

3x08 That Voodoo That I Do Do

November 14, 2005 8:30 pm
Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons, so he can get close to the teacher.
88%
38 votes

3x09 Madame and Her Special Friend

November 21, 2005 8:30 pm
One of Charlie's elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.
91%
40 votes

3x10 Something Salted and Twisted

November 28, 2005 8:30 pm
Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.
93%
43 votes

3x11 Santa's Village of the Damned

December 19, 2005 8:30 pm
Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.
92%
41 votes

3x12 That Special Tug

January 9, 2006 8:30 pm
Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities.
84%
40 votes

3x13 Humiliation is a Visual Medium

January 23, 2006 8:30 pm
Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.
92%
45 votes

3x14 Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

February 6, 2006 8:30 pm
Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
92%
41 votes

3x15 My Tongue is Meat

February 27, 2006 8:30 pm
Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out what he was doing, Charlie has to decide if he is truly in love with her or just whipped.
95%
42 votes

3x16 Ergo, The Booty Call

March 6, 2006 8:30 pm
Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.
90%
40 votes

3x17 The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

March 13, 2006 8:30 pm
Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his family tries to trick him into going. Rose is having relationship problems with Gordon and seeks help from Charlie.
88%
41 votes

3x18 The Spit-Covered Cobbler

March 20, 2006 8:30 pm
Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan because he is late in paying his alimony check.
95%
42 votes

3x19 Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

April 10, 2006 8:30 pm
Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Charlie has lost his sense because of the dry-spell he is going through.
91%
45 votes

3x20 Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

April 24, 2006 8:30 pm
Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.
95%
41 votes

3x21 And the Plot Moistens

May 1, 2006 8:30 pm
Jake’s teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine, in a platonic way, because he is tired of the lack of intelligent communication he has with Kandi. Charlie helps Jake audition for his school musical.
88%
44 votes

3x22 Just Once With Aunt Sophie

May 9, 2006 8:30 pm
A girl from Jake’s school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving him advice. Alan and Charlie get nostalgic and remember their first boy-girl party.
94%
42 votes

3x23 Arguments for the Quickie

May 15, 2006 8:30 pm
Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to convince Alan that he no longer has feelings for her. He goes to the see the performance and Mia explains that she wants some of Charlie’s sperm. Charlie responds by asking Mia for something.
92%
40 votes

3x24 That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

May 22, 2006 8:30 pm
Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.
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