Two and a Half Men

» Season 7
133 votes

7x01 818-JKLPUZO

September 21, 2009 9:00 pm
Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.
110 votes

7x02 Whipped Unto the Third Generation

September 28, 2009 9:00 pm
When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.
117 votes

7x03 Mmm, Fish. Yum.

October 5, 2009 9:00 pm
Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.
114 votes

7x04 Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

October 12, 2009 9:00 pm
Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.
114 votes

7x05 For the Sake of the Child

October 19, 2009 9:00 pm
Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.
110 votes

7x06 Give Me Your Thumb

November 2, 2009 9:00 pm
Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.
116 votes

7x07 Untainted By Filth

November 9, 2009 9:00 pm
Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.
117 votes

7x08 Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

November 16, 2009 9:00 pm
While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.
109 votes

7x09 Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

November 23, 2009 9:00 pm
Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.
111 votes

7x10 That's Why They Call It Ball Room

December 7, 2009 9:00 pm
Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.
113 votes

7x11 Warning, It's Dirty

December 15, 2009 9:00 pm
Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, whose girlfriend is away for Christmas.
110 votes

7x12 Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

January 11, 2010 9:00 pm
Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.
107 votes

7x13 Yay, No Polyps!

January 18, 2010 9:00 pm
Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.
112 votes

7x14 Crude and Uncalled For

February 1, 2010 9:00 pm
Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.
107 votes

7x15 Aye, Aye, Captain Douche

February 8, 2010 9:00 pm
1 watching
Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.
106 votes

7x16 Tinkle Like a Princess

March 1, 2010 9:00 pm
Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.
106 votes

7x17 I Found Your Moustache

March 8, 2010 9:00 pm
Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
102 votes

7x18 Ixnay on the Oggie Day

March 22, 2010 9:00 pm
Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.
106 votes

7x19 Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

April 12, 2010 9:00 pm
Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.
106 votes

7x20 I Called Him Magoo

May 10, 2010 9:00 pm
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"
102 votes

7x21 Gumby with a Pokey

May 17, 2010 9:00 pm
Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.
99 votes

7x22 This Is Not Gonna End Well

May 24, 2010 9:00 pm
Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.
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