9x01 Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
September 19, 2011 8:30 pm
Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.
9x03 Big Girls Don't Throw Food
October 3, 2011 8:30 pm
Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
9x04 Nine Magic Fingers
October 10, 2011 8:30 pm
Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.
9x05 A Giant Cat Holding Churro
October 17, 2011 8:30 pm
Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.
9x06 The Squat and The Hover
October 24, 2011 8:30 pm
Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
9x07 Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
October 31, 2011 8:30 pm
Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.
9x08 Thank You For The Intercourse
November 7, 2011 8:30 pm
When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.
9x09 Frodo's Headshots
November 14, 2011 8:30 pm
Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.
9x10 Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
November 21, 2011 8:30 pm
Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.
9x11 A Lovely Landing Strip
December 5, 2011 8:30 pm
Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.
9x12 One False Move, Zimbabwe!
December 12, 2011 8:30 pm
Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
9x13 Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
January 2, 2012 8:30 pm
Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.
9x14 A Possum on Chemo
January 16, 2012 8:30 pm
Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
9x15 The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
February 6, 2012 8:30 pm
Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
9x16 Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
February 13, 2012 8:30 pm
When a huge storm keeps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lindsay at home on Valentine's Day, conflict brews and relationships are strained.
9x17 Not In My Mouth
February 20, 2012 8:30 pm
A near-death experience has an adverse effect on Zoey and Walden's relationship; Alan thinks Lyndsey may have a drinking problem.
9x18 The War Against Gingivitis
February 27, 2012 8:30 pm
Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
9x19 Palmdale, Ech
March 19, 2012 8:30 pm
Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
9x20 Grandma's Pie
April 9, 2012 8:30 pm
Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.
9x21 Mr. Hose Says Yes
April 16, 2012 8:30 pm
Zoey and her daughter move in with Walden; Alan gets more than he bargained for with Lyndsey.
9x22 Why We Gave Up Women
April 30, 2012 8:30 pm
Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.
9x23 The Straw In My Donut Hole
May 7, 2012 8:30 pm
Zoey isn't convinced Alan deserves all the love and affection he receives upon his return from the hospital.
9x24 Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
May 14, 2012 8:30 pm
Jake graduates and must decide what to do with his life.
