Gary, unable to do as well as Wyatt in school, wishes that school could be a little more geared toward him. Lisa makes his wish a reality by creating new classes like: The History of the Bikini, the Literature of Supermarket Tabloids, How to Eat a Pizza, and Substitute Teacher Torture. Even with these easy classes, Gary still doesn't do as well as he hoped. - Wyatt's even worse off and isn't looking forward to a major in pizza-tology.