I hope profanity is okay here?

“You get in that ass, Larry. That's what the fuck you do."

"What are you talking about?"

"You let that man slide today. You got to immediately get in somebody’s ass when that happens to you. You pull the asshole open, step into they asshole, close the door behind you; you got a spray-paint can, right?"

"Uh-huh."

"'Larry was here.' You spray-paint, ‘Larry was here,’ ‘Wash me,’ all that kinda shit. Fuck his whole asshole up. Eat some Snickers bars, throw they paper on the floor, read a newspaper, ball the paper, newspaper, throw the newspaper on the floor, fuck his whole asshole up. Know what I'm saying?"

"Yeah."

"Open that asshole one more time. Open it again--open that asshole again. Step outta there. Leave that motherfucker wide open."

J.B. Smoove, truly a modern-day Shakespeare.

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Terrible episode. Really contrived with the monitoring of the bathroom. The ear issue was eye rolling stupid. Larry's absolute rudeness regarding anyone having a miscarriage, isn't remotely funny, even in the context of Larry David and Curb Your Enthusiasm. Lastly Chat-cha (spelling) commenting on Larry's toilet movements at the restaurant was confusing. I assume that happened the same day Larry and Jeff were out getting the haircut, how could Chat-cha be aware of all his movements.

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