I love that Bree is so into guns and a member of the NRA, It’s the American way.

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“Hello. I want to thank you all for coming out here and expressing your genuine sorrow and disbelief. My sister Martha would have been so touched. I know that many of you have questions. I’ve just spoken with the police who are still putting together the details of what happened. What they do know is... Martha died a violent death. Yes I know. It’s hard to hear. Apparently, there was a struggle. They found scratching and bruising on her body, several broken bones, and traces of dirt in her lungs... which leads us to believe that she was still alive at the time of her burial and probably in great pain. But the good news is there are no signs that she had been molested. Now, I think it’s time that you return to your homes... to your loved ones. Oh! In lieu of a memorial service, I’ll be holding an estate sale day after tomorrow. Please, no personal checks.”

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Susan got away cheap, Edie was more than reasonable. So Mike is looking for his daughter?

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Need Carlos to go to jail as far away as possible, as soon as possible.

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George is so psycho... haha

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