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  • Aired2007 — 2008
  • NetworkCBS
  • CountryUnited States
  • LanguageEnglish
  • Runtime25 minutes
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The year is 2030. Ted Mosby is relaying the story of how he met his wife to his daughter and son. The story starts in the year 2005, when then twenty-seven year old architect Ted was spurred on to want to get married after his best friends from his college days at Wesleyan, lawyer Marshall Eriksen, who was his roommate at the time and kindergarten teacher Lily Aldrin, got engaged after nine years of dating each other. Ted's new quest in life was much to the dismay of his womanizing friend, Barney Stinson. But soon after Marshall and Lily's engagement, Ted believed that his life mate was going to be news reporter and aspiring news anchor Robin Scherbatsky, who, despite having had a romantic relationship with her after this time, ended up being who the kids know as their "Aunt" Robin. As Ted relays the story to his kids, the constants are that their Uncle Marshall, Aunt Lily, Uncle Barney and Aunt Robin are always in the picture and thus have something to do with how he got together with their mother.

3x01 Wait for It


Robin shows up with a date and this motivates Ted to 'get back out there'. We also learn something major about 'the Mother'.

3x02 We're Not from Here


Ted and Barney pretend to be visitors to New York City to pick up women. Robin is still dating Gael.

3x03 Third Wheel


Ted's new attitude attracts women in the present and one from his past. The rest of the gang pulls together to help him make the most of the situation.

3x04 Little Boys


Barney and Ted compete for a girl. Robin is dating someone new.

3x05 How I Met Everyone Else


Amid sharing stories with her about how members of the gang met each other, Ted's hot new girlfriend has a reaction to the meeting that gets her a high ranking on Barney's crazy scale.

3x06 I'm Not That Guy


Marshall has to contemplate giving up his plan of using his law degree to help the planet when he's courted by a major firm; Lily reveals a secret to Robin that not even Marshall knows; Ted discovers a porn actor is using his name

3x07 Dowisetrepla


Marshall and Lily's plan to buy an apartment is hampered by mistakes and Lily's hidden debt.

3x08 Spoiler Alert


Marshall awaits his bar exam results; Ted introduces his latest girlfriend to the gang, who all see the flaw that Ted has missed

3x09 Slapsgiving


Lily and Marshall have their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney is tortured by the slap bet countdown clock, worrying about when the slap will be dished out.

3x10 The Yips


When Barney loses his way with women, he hopes a trip to the Victoria's Secret Fall Fashion Show will help him regain his form.

3x11 The Platinum Rule


Ted's upcoming date with his doctor leads the gang to give him their own examples of why dating someone you already see regularly is a bad idea.

3x12 No Tomorrow


Ted lives like there's no tomorrow during a St. Patrick's Day celebration with Barney. Lily and Marshall spend the evening at their new apartment with Robin.

3x13 Ten Sessions


Ted pursues a woman named Stella, but only gets attention from her receptionist Abby.

3x14 The Bracket


Barney's efforts to hook up with women are being thwarted by a mysterious woman from his past. Barney and the gang must sift though his many past flings in an attempt to find out who she is.

3x15 The Chain of Screaming


After Marshall witnesses a work buddy get yelled at after handing in a report, he becomes paranoid that the same will happen to him.

3x16 Sandcastles in the Sand


Robin's musical past emerges again as the group learns of someone named Simon from Robin's past. Barney searches for more Robin Sparkles memorabilia.

3x17 The Goat


Barney and Marshall have a discussion about "The Bro Code" because Barney has broken it and wants advice.

3x18 Rebound Bro


Barney gets a new wingman and Ted meets Stella's daughter.

3x19 Everything Must Go


When Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common - their mutual hatred of Ted - the "couple" decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted's face.

3x20 Miracles


Ted is in a car accident that prompts Marshall to talk about miracles. Everyone flashbacks to prior moments in their lives.


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Marshall (Jason Segel) still sucks, but otherwise a good to great season of HIMYM!

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