How I Met Your Mother

Season 5 2009 - 2010
TV-14

  • 2009-09-22T00:00:00Z on CBS
  • 22m
  • 9h 10m (24 episodes)
  • United States
  • English
  • Comedy
Suit up for the hilarious Season Five of How I Met Your Mother, the outrageous, Emmy®-nominated hit starring Neil Patrick Harris, Jason Segel and Alyson Hannigan! The show's funniest season to date is loaded with hook-ups, break-ups and the return of Slapsgiving — not to mention the hottest guest stars imaginable, including Jennifer Lopez, Carrie Underwood, Amanda Peet and Rachel Bilson. On the dating front, Barney and Robin take their relationship to the next level — before calling it off — and Ted meets the roommate of his future wife in this uproarious, modern-day love story told in reverse.

24 episodes

Season Premiere

2009-09-22T00:00:00Z

5x01 Definitions

Season Premiere

5x01 Definitions

  • 2009-09-22T00:00:00Z23m

After sharing a kiss at the beginning of the summer, Robin and Barney are unsure how to handle their mutual attraction. After some consideration they tell the gang they have decided to remain just friends, but secretly continue seeing each other. They are able to get away with their secret romance for a couple months, but are discovered when Ted, Marshall and Lily walk in on them together. They explain to the gang that they are happy with their casual relationship, and didn’t want to complicate it by defining it. This is unacceptable to Lily, who pressures them to label their situation, and ultimately locks them in Robin’s room to force them to address it. Meanwhile, Ted is anxious about his first days as a professor at Columbia, which is made worse when he shows up at the wrong class and starts his lecture.

2009-09-29T00:00:00Z

5x02 Double Date

5x02 Double Date

  • 2009-09-29T00:00:00Z23m

Barney takes Marshall, and Robin to a strip club where they find a stripper who looks almost exactly like Lily. Meanwhile, Ted discovers he had been fixed up with the same woman, Jen seven years earlier.

2009-10-06T00:00:00Z

5x03 Robin 101

5x03 Robin 101

  • 2009-10-06T00:00:00Z23m

When Robin fears that Barney is cheating on her, she soon discovers that he is spending his evenings with Ted learning everything there is to know on how to date her.

2009-10-13T00:00:00Z

5x04 The Sexless Innkeeper

5x04 The Sexless Innkeeper

  • 2009-10-13T00:00:00Z23m

Marshall and Lily want to hook up with Barney and Robin for double-dating and fun, but their desperate eagerness to please is a huge turn-off. Meanwhile, when a succession of girls come to his apartment and immediately fall asleep, Ted is bummed to learn he is a "Sexless Innkeeper" whose "dates" are only interested in a comfy place to crash

2009-10-20T00:00:00Z

5x05 Duel Citizenship

5x05 Duel Citizenship

  • 2009-10-20T00:00:00Z23m

Barney tries his best hoping to convince Robin into becoming an American citizen, while Ted and Marshall's road trip takes an unexpected turn for the worst when Marshall invites Lily to come along.

2009-11-03T01:00:00Z

5x06 Bagpipes

5x06 Bagpipes

  • 2009-11-03T01:00:00Z23m

Even though they do their best in order to be the perfect couple, Barney's attitude of know-it-all lands him in trouble with Robin and they are forced to seek Marshall and Lily for advice.

2009-11-10T01:00:00Z

5x07 The Rough Patch

5x07 The Rough Patch

  • 2009-11-10T01:00:00Z23m

Lily comes up with a perfect plan to break up the relationship between Barney and Robin when they have a rough patch, but she needs help from Robin's famous friend, Alan Thicke, in order to make it work.

2009-11-17T01:00:00Z

5x08 The Playbook

5x08 The Playbook

  • 2009-11-17T01:00:00Z23m

After his relationship with Robin ends, Barney dusts off his "playbook" to help him back into the dating scene

Barney freaks out when Marshall bequeaths a "slap bet" slap to Ted and Robin. Meanwhile, Lily's estranged father shows up for Thanksgiving.

2009-12-08T01:00:00Z

5x10 The Window

5x10 The Window

  • 2009-12-08T01:00:00Z23m

When a perfect girl finally shows up, the gang tries everything to help Ted, while Marshall takes action when he discovers a letter written by younger himself.

Mid Season Finale

2009-12-15T01:00:00Z

5x11 Last Cigarette Ever

Mid Season Finale

5x11 Last Cigarette Ever

  • 2009-12-15T01:00:00Z23m

When Marshall picks up smoking again, it prompts Lily, Ted and Barney, ex-smokers all, to succumb as well. Meanwhile, Robin gets a new co-anchor at her show...

2010-01-12T01:00:00Z

5x12 Girls vs. Suits

5x12 Girls vs. Suits

  • 2010-01-12T01:00:00Z23m

When Barney debates giving up wearing suits in order to land a hot bartender, his conflicted feelings lead to an amazingly awesome musical number. Meanwhile, Ted gets one step closer to meeting the future mother of his kids.

2010-01-19T01:00:00Z

5x13 Jenkins

5x13 Jenkins

  • 2010-01-19T01:00:00Z23m

When Lily refuses to believe that Jenkins, Marshall's attractive female colleague, kissed him, Marshall insists Jenkins tell Lily what really happened. Meanwhile, Robin finds out that a drinking game has been made up about her.

2010-02-02T01:00:00Z

5x14 Perfect Week

5x14 Perfect Week

  • 2010-02-02T01:00:00Z23m

When Barney is about to complete the perfect week - landing seven different girls in seven days - the gang roots him on in order to forget about their own miserable week.

2010-02-09T01:00:00Z

5x15 Rabbit or Duck

5x15 Rabbit or Duck

  • 2010-02-09T01:00:00Z23m

When Lily and Marshall forget to fix up Ted on a blind date for Valentine's Day, they use one of Barney's many discarded girls to see if they may become Ted's future wife. Meanwhile, Robin's obnoxious colleague invites her to a party at his apartment

2010-03-02T01:00:00Z

5x16 Hooked

5x16 Hooked

  • 2010-03-02T01:00:00Z23m

When the gang tries to convince Ted that he is being strung along by Tiffany, they reflect about relationships where each of them has been in the same situation.

2010-03-09T01:00:00Z

5x17 Of Course

5x17 Of Course

  • 2010-03-09T01:00:00Z23m

When Robin confesses that she is still angry with Barney for the way he handled their break-up, she enlists the help of Anita, a self-help author who plans to beat Barney at his own game.

2010-03-23T00:00:00Z

5x18 Say Cheese

5x18 Say Cheese

  • 2010-03-23T00:00:00Z23m

When Ted ruins Lily's birthday dinner celebration by bringing a date, Lily goes to great lengths to keep her out of the traditional photo she takes every year of the gang.

2010-04-13T00:00:00Z

5x19 Zoo or False

5x19 Zoo or False

  • 2010-04-13T00:00:00Z23m

When Marshall gets mugged, Lily decides she wants to get a gun for protection, so Marshall comes up with a convoluted story about the mugging to deter Lily from following through.

2010-04-20T00:00:00Z

5x20 Home Wreckers

5x20 Home Wreckers

  • 2010-04-20T00:00:00Z23m

When Ted attends his mother's wedding, he is extremely disturbed by her overly affectionate relationship with her fiancé, which forces him to think about his own life and make an impulsive decision.

2010-05-04T00:00:00Z

5x21 Twin Beds

5x21 Twin Beds

  • 2010-05-04T00:00:00Z23m

When Ted and Barney jeopardize Robin's new relationship by professing their love for her, Robin realizes that she is finally over them. Meanwhile, after spending a weekend sleeping in twin beds, Marshall and Lily decide to get twin beds at home.

2010-05-11T00:00:00Z

5x22 Robots vs. Wrestlers

5x22 Robots vs. Wrestlers

  • 2010-05-11T00:00:00Z23m

When Ted, Marshall, Lily and Barney crash a highfalutin party at a swanky New York apartment, Ted gets the chance to mingle with the snooty guests and show off his intellectual side.

2010-05-18T00:00:00Z

5x23 The Wedding Bride

5x23 The Wedding Bride

  • 2010-05-18T00:00:00Z21m

When Ted takes a date to see a new hit movie, "The Wedding Bride," he is shocked to learn the story is loosely based on his life, and that it was written by Tony, the man Stella left him for at the altar.

Season Finale

2010-05-25T00:00:00Z

5x24 Doppelgangers

Season Finale

5x24 Doppelgangers

  • 2010-05-25T00:00:00Z23m

Marshall and Lily make a secret pact to start trying to have a baby if they ever finally see Barney's doppelganger. Meanwhile, Robin finally gets an offer for her dream job.

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