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South Park

Season 5

  • Aired2001
  • NetworkComedy Central
  • CountryUnited States
  • LanguageEnglish
  • Runtime25 minutes
  • Certification
    TV-MA

In 'It Hits the Fan' a well-known expletive becomes common currency after an airing on an influential TV police drama, but this particular curse-word is itself cursed and soon has the land crawling with Black Death. 'Cripple Fight' sees the parents mount a campaign to get Big Gay Al removed from his position as Scout leader. 'The Super Best Friends' has the boys become involved with the sinister cult run by magician David Blaine. 'Scott Tenorman Must Die' finds Cartman doing his best to get his revenge on the diabolical Scott Tenorman. 'Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow' has Cartman, Kyle and Stan uncover the truth about Terrance and Phillip when they visit the Earth Day Brainwashing Festival. In 'Cartmanland' the big-boned youngster purchases a theme park. 'Proper Condom Use' sees the parents petition the school to get sex education for their children. 'Towelie' has the boys befriend a stoned talking towel called Towelie. 'Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants' finds Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny trapped on an US military aircraft bound for Afghanistan. In 'How to Eat With Your Butt' Cartman gets Kenny's photo printed on a milk carton as that of a missing child. In 'The Entity' Kyle's cousin comes to stay and Mr Garrison invents a new method of transportation. 'Here Comes the Neighborhood' has Token invite other rich people to come live in South Park. 'Kenny Dies' sees Cartman get involved in stem cell research. Finally, in 'Butters' Very Own Episode', Butters starts spying on his father and discovers that the old man is an avid fan of gay pornography and regularly visits men's bath houses.

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5x01 It Hits the Fan

2001-06-20T22:00:00-04:00

The you-know-what hits the fan 162 times when the citizens of South Park hear the word "Sh*t" on the popular show, "Cop Drama." Boffo ratings have the executives at HBC plotting further use of the curse word, as the nation is struck by a mysterious plague that unleashes the ancient Knights of Standards and Practices. Only Chef and the boys can save South Park, and the world!

5x02 Cripple Fight

2001-06-27T22:00:00-04:00

Big Gay Al returns to South Park, only to be thrown out as Scoutmaster to the boys for being gay. The boys rally to his defense, with the help of the new "handi-capable" kid, Jimmy. But there's only room for one crippled kid in South Park, so Timmy and Jimmy throw off the gloves, as well as the crutches and wheelchair, in an all out slugfest to end all slugfests.

5x03 Super Best Friends

2001-07-04T22:00:00-04:00

Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny discover David Blaine, magician and Cult Leader. Stan finds out early that the Blainiacs are not as nice as they thought. Stan has to convince Kyle, Kenny and Cartman that they've been brainwashed... but will he get to them in time? Jesus has a few tricks up his sleeve! Super Best Friends to the rescue!

5x04 Scott Tenorman Must Die

2001-07-11T22:00:00-04:00

Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman's ass when ginger-haired Scott tricks our supple hero into buying his pubic hair for $16.12. Radiohead guest stars and plays a role in Cartman's elaborate scheme at getting sweet revenge on his unsuspecting foe.

5x05 Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow

2001-07-18T22:00:00-04:00

In the grand tradition of Wham UK, flatulant Canadian superstars, Terrance and Phillip, have broken up over creative differences. The clock is ticking as the boys struggle to reunite the fartastic duo, and recruit them in time for South Park's Earth Day festivities.

5x06 Cartmanland

2001-07-25T22:00:00-04:00

Cartman inherits one million dollars from his grandmother, fulfilling his lifelong dream of owning his own amusement park, Cartmanland! A hemorrhoid erupts in Kyle's ass when he learns of Cartman's undeserved fortune, making him question the very existence of God, and whether there's a reason to stay alive in a world where someone like Cartman is happy.

5x07 Proper Condom Use

2001-08-01T22:00:00-04:00

Thanks to Stan's "handy" work, the children of South Park must endure sex education from the unlikely duo of Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik. While the two adults take their lessons to heart, the children are left frightened, mis-informed, and armed for battle against the opposite sex. Much hilarity ensues.

5x08 Towelie

2001-08-08T22:00:00-04:00

The boys get a new video game system and their plans for the next 38 hours is to play it! Untill they discover Towelie, a government secret, genetically engineered towel that gets his special powers from gettin' high. When the government steals Stan's new Game Sphere the boys will stop at nothing to get it back. Losing precious gaming time they find Towelie and begin the struggle of the century.

5x09 Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants

2001-11-07T22:00:00-05:00

In the wake of the terrorist attack on the United States, the boys find themselves accidentally sent to Afghanistan, where they encounter their Afghani counterparts and try to understand why they hate Americans. While they are there they also take on the Taliban and Cartman pits his fat ass against Bin Laden himself.

5x10 How to Eat with Your Butt

2001-11-14T22:00:00-05:00

Cartman has finally gone too far when a prank involving Kenny's sweet cheeks results in him blowing a "funny fuse." After a photo of Kenny's better side finds it's way onto the side of a milk carton, an unusual couple arrives in South Park to claim their missing child. Much ass kissing ensues.

5x11 The Entity

2001-11-21T22:00:00-05:00

Kyle’s cousin comes to town and after Kyle sees how stereotypically Jewish his cousin Kyle is, he worries about how Cartman is going to react when he meets him. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison invents an alternative form of transportation that requires the rider to use more than just their hands and legs to control it.

5x12 Here Comes the Neighborhood

2001-11-28T22:00:00-05:00

Feeling like an outcast for being the only rich kid in town, Token succeeds in attracting several other wealthy people to South Park. Meanwhile, the townspeople, fearing that their little hamlet is rapidly going up the drain, attempt to run the new residents out of town by any means necessary.

5x13 Kenny Dies

2001-12-05T22:00:00-05:00

In a very special episode of South Park, Cartman fights for Kenny's life when he speaks before Congress in favor of stem cell research. Meanwhile, Stan has trouble dealing with his friend's impending demise.

5x14 Butters' Very Own Episode

2001-12-12T22:00:00-05:00

Butters finds out what his father has been up to late at night and when his mother hears, she overreacts by trying to kill her son and then herself back at home. After returning home and forgiving her husband, she realizes what she has done to her son and they spin a story to the media to cover their tracks. Meanwhile, Butters obsesses with returning home so that he can join his parents for an anniversary dinner at Bennigan’s.

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