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  • Aired2010 — 2011
  • NetworkCBS
  • CountryUnited States
  • LanguageEnglish
  • Runtime17 minutes
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Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the front, and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, who's facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers' self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan's estranged wife, Judith and Charlie's crazy neighbor Rose, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. After the death of his brother, Alan Harper meets and befriends a lonely young man named Walden Schmidt who turns out to be a billionaire. Unable to afford his brother's home, Alan sells Walden the house, and as a way of showing his gratitude, Walden allows Alan and his son Jake to move in with him.

8x01 Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud


When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.

8x02 A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer


Charlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her.

8x03 A Pudding-Filled Cactus


After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

8x04 Hookers, Hookers, Hookers


Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.

8x05 The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel


Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

8x06 Twanging Your Magic Clanger


Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

8x07 The Crazy Bitch Gazette


Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

8x08 Springtime on a Stick


Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.

8x09 A Good Time in Central Africa


When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband.

8x10 Ow, Ow, Don't Stop


When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him.

8x11 Dead from the Waist Down


Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.

8x12 Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead


Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

8x13 Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup


Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

8x14 Lookin' for Japanese Subs


Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Jake and Eldridge start taping themselves doing Jackass-style stunts.

8x15 Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak


While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.

8x16 That Darn Priest


Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose.

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