Remember when Black Mirror was so dark you felt as if your soul was ripped out of your body at the end of the episode? I do. Maybe I was less experienced back then (doubtful seeing the things I've seen... "my eyes... my eyes are bleeding") but you can't call this even the lightest shade of dark anymore.

In fact... This episode was Rainbow Mirror?
I don't see what was so dark and gloomy about this. So guys do porn and porn is bad and they like to play games with other guys and be all like "no homo bro" sitting on their cough like pathetic little wimps while the ladies in marriage train said guys to do their bidding and get them pregnant and make a fuss about not being able to succeed in bed right after what must have been a very expensive dinner only to eventually admit that they're fucking around in real life.

A fun fact btw I didn't realise until the scene after even though my viewing compagnion (of the female kind) told me when she took of her ring. See, I just thought she was taking of her ring to go to bed or something but nah...

So the moral of the story is?
Right now I feel like my soul is being pressed down in my groin. What the hell was that?

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@mansemat “soul is being pressed down in my groin” sounds like someone got a guilty boner from the episode :stuck_out_tongue:

@mansemat They turn BM into gay propaganda show. sadly

@danisisi go watch one of those awful Christian movies, then.

@mansemat watch a horror movie if you want something dark. It's the fifth season. The show can't tell the same spooky stories about tech devices.

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