Starts off with good music. Familiar looking 80s space scene minus a decent looking ship. Nice cheesy effects. Are those the freezing pod things from Superman? Then the plot is set up. Space vampires who become seductive life force draining beings? Sure I'll go with. It's about time someone did this actually..... They're talking about the same things for ages. Effects last longer than they should just to show off. Boobies! No plot development but plenty of dead end dialogue and non suspenseful mystery. The story is going in circles until the next effect or pair of breasts..... CHRIST. I admit I zoned out. Pretty effects again.... boobies! Patrick Stewart is being injected and is going crazy. Did he just read the script? This is just a mix of different styles that were popular at the time to try and make a blockbuster hit...... At the end it's a zombie disaster movie with a vampire bat bad guy? Just needed a Jim Henson puppet.... I can never get that time back now. It actually sucked the Lifeforce out of me. Is this performance art? It didn't even have any humour about being awful. I blame myself. I should have predicted this after the ship was named HMS Churchill and the breast count was suspiciously high from the start.
Review by moonkodiBlockedParentSpoilers2016-07-29T00:20:09Z
Starts off with good music. Familiar looking 80s space scene minus a decent looking ship. Nice cheesy effects. Are those the freezing pod things from Superman? Then the plot is set up. Space vampires who become seductive life force draining beings? Sure I'll go with. It's about time someone did this actually.....
They're talking about the same things for ages. Effects last longer than they should just to show off. Boobies! No plot development but plenty of dead end dialogue and non suspenseful mystery. The story is going in circles until the next effect or pair of breasts..... CHRIST. I admit I zoned out. Pretty effects again.... boobies! Patrick Stewart is being injected and is going crazy. Did he just read the script? This is just a mix of different styles that were popular at the time to try and make a blockbuster hit...... At the end it's a zombie disaster movie with a vampire bat bad guy? Just needed a Jim Henson puppet....
I can never get that time back now. It actually sucked the Lifeforce out of me. Is this performance art? It didn't even have any humour about being awful. I blame myself. I should have predicted this after the ship was named HMS Churchill and the breast count was suspiciously high from the start.