Dominic Monaghan

Nockman

Lesley Manville

Miss Adderstone

Emily Watson

Miss Trinklebury

Joan Collins

Nockman's Mother

Raffey Cassidy

Molly Moon

Anne-Marie Duff

Lucy

Celia Imrie

Edna

Sadie Frost

Mrs. Alabaster

Gary Kemp

Cregg

Omid Djalili

Barry Rix

Fern Deacon

Hazel

David Menkin

Qube Dad

Mac Pietowski

Police Officer

Tom Bell

Talent Show Judge

Grahame Fox

Shotgun

Ben Miller

Mr. Alabaster

Shonn Gregory

Kriss Dillon

Celebrity