Women dance erotically in a foggy cemetery. The end.
Okay, there's a little more to it than that, but not much. I would have enjoyed this more if I had known ahead of time what it is. This is not a movie in the sense that there is no real story, it's basically a night at the strip club, if that club were run by Rob Zombie. We start the show with a couple driving down a road, late at night. They get in a wreck, and wake up near a cemetery. We then meet our wicked hosts: Count Liberace, and Proto Elvira - I'm only half joking here. I know Elvira was accused of stealing her look from Vampira, which I never bought, but damn, her look was absolutely taken from The Black Ghoul; down to the dagger in her belt, and the miniature beehive. Anyway, as our couple watch girls dance, they are captured by the Mummy, and Wolf Man, and their punishment is to keep watching. The acting is awful, fortunately there is not much of that going on here. Besides, we're not here for that, we're here to watch dead girls dance. I would have given this a lower grade, but most of the women were really hot; others not so much - I was hoping the Mummy would usher them out with a broom. The movie goes on for longer than it rightfully should, but for a spooky kid like me, I liked it. I could totally see this being played in the background of a Halloween party for adults.
Review by BronsonBlockedParent2022-07-11T07:07:27Z— updated 2022-07-20T05:40:20Z
Women dance erotically in a foggy cemetery. The end.
Okay, there's a little more to it than that, but not much. I would have enjoyed this more if I had known ahead of time what it is. This is not a movie in the sense that there is no real story, it's basically a night at the strip club, if that club were run by Rob Zombie.
We start the show with a couple driving down a road, late at night. They get in a wreck, and wake up near a cemetery. We then meet our wicked hosts: Count Liberace, and Proto Elvira - I'm only half joking here. I know Elvira was accused of stealing her look from Vampira, which I never bought, but damn, her look was absolutely taken from The Black Ghoul; down to the dagger in her belt, and the miniature beehive.
Anyway, as our couple watch girls dance, they are captured by the Mummy, and Wolf Man, and their punishment is to keep watching.
The acting is awful, fortunately there is not much of that going on here. Besides, we're not here for that, we're here to watch dead girls dance. I would have given this a lower grade, but most of the women were really hot; others not so much - I was hoping the Mummy would usher them out with a broom.
The movie goes on for longer than it rightfully should, but for a spooky kid like me, I liked it. I could totally see this being played in the background of a Halloween party for adults.