Pirates of the Caribbean
The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) https://trakt.tv/movies/pirates-of-the-caribbean-the-curse-of-the-black-pearl-2003
Dead Man's Chest (2006) https://trakt.tv/movies/pirates-of-the-caribbean-dead-man-s-chest-2006
At World's End (2007) https://trakt.tv/movies/pirates-of-the-caribbean-at-world-s-end-2007
On Stranger Tides (2011) https://trakt.tv/movies/pirates-of-the-caribbean-on-stranger-tides-2011
Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017) https://trakt.tv/movies/pirates-of-the-caribbean-dead-men-tell-no-tales-2017
I'd rather swab the deck than rewatch this
[5.0/10] Folks, I may have been wrong. When I critiqued the previous two Pirates of the Caribbean sequels, I zeroed in on what I thought was their main pathology. The two films tried to take what was a breezy, one-off lark, and turn it into a mythos-filled epic. My theory, and I’m still tempted to stand by it, is that the creative loaded more onto a simple and fun swashbuckling setup than I could bear, toppling it over like an off-balance schooner.
But Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, the fourth entry in the increasingly unnecessary Pirates franchise, may have proven me misguided. It is, theoretically, exactly what I was asking for. It’s a mostly-standalone adventure, much lighter in tone than the prior two entries, focused on its own story rather than an extension of escalation of anything that came before. It also, however, feels like a giant waste of time.
Say what you will about the bloated, ungainly efforts to expand Curse of the Black Pearl into a tentpole series, but there were at least good ideas in both Dead Man’s Chest and At World’s End. They may barely have had any time or space to breathe given how much the writers and director tried to pack in there, but with a different approach, you can see plenty of those ideas working and even thrilling the audience. On Stranger Tides offers no such saving graces. It is, instead, a two-hour exercise in filling time, with indifferent direction, barely-sketched characters, and little to draw your attention, let alone your care.
The only thing that makes the movie even mildly worth watching is Iain McShane as Captain Blackbeard. McShane channels his best Al Swearengen and injects more scene-chewing gravitas and sarcastic menace than this cinematic Tums capsule deserves. Likewise, Geoffrey Rush continues to be this franchise’s secret weapon, delivering more backstabbing glee and privateering joie de vivre than the film’s break out character than muster.
That’s one of Pirates 4 4’s biggest problems. Despite how much oxygen Jack Sparrow took up in the wake of Curse of the Black Pearl, the ensuing sequels at least had to try to service Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann as characters, in addition to too many side characters and supporting players. But unshackled from the continuing plot of the original, On Stranger Tides makes Jack the lead, and once again his shtick quickly becomes exhausting when it is thrust into the spotlight rather than made an enjoyable sideshow. No longer the amusing agent of chaos, Jack is relegated to being the noble (albeit rough around the edges) protagonist, sanding down his edges as a character while keeping the tics, which is not a fair trade.
The best the movie can offer in terms of rapscallionness is his playful banter with Angelica, the daughter of Blackbeard who can match wits and swords with Jack and has a history with the scoundrel. It’s a good idea, but Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz don’t have the chemistry to pull it off, and the movie’s scribes can’t write their way around that. Likewise, the film shoehorns in a secondary romance between a missionary and a mermaid that falls into the usual traps of insta-love, which is even worse considering how much of the plot the film hinges on their cross-shoreline dalliance.
But that’s the least of the film’s plotting problems. Once again, the same writers from the first three movies devolve into one big MacGuffin chase. It’s not enough that Jack, Barbosa, Blackbeard, Angelica, the English, the Spanish, and presumably a conga line of other perfunctory interested parties are after the fabled Fountain of Youth. There’s also the matter of locating two chalices that are apparently necessary to complete the rejuvenating ritual, and obtaining a mermaid’s tear, and obtaining the appropriate map and/or heading, amid other dull busywork that must be accomplished before we can get to the inevitable climactic skirmish.
The problem is that few, if any, of these quests are rooted in the characters’ motivations. Blackbeard wants to cheat death and Angelica wants to save him, but the show barely establishes either of those points. Likewise, Jack and Barbosa’s real driving urges aren’t revealed until most, if not all, of the action is over. So the progress that’s made toward the Fountain or the preceding bumps in the road don’t mean much of anything because they’re just window dressing for undifferentiated hijinks, not anything that reveals character or advances the story in an engaging way.
As nimble-on-its-feet as Curse of the Black Pearl was, it quickly made clear what each of the major characters wanted, which informed both the choices they made and the ways in which those decisions conflicted with one another. On Stranger Tides, by contrast, is content to just throw a bunch of disconnected scenes into the soup and call it a day.
The closest thing to a theme in the picture stems from the idea of who deserves to be saved. There’s a rote morality here, where the noble-minded characters are spared death’s kiss and the self-interested dastards reach their mortal ends despite their best efforts. It’s the closest thing the movie can offer to a twist or a meaningful journey, where decency and salvation comes from unexpected places, despite overwritten dialogue gilding the lily on that account.
The most disappointing aspect of the film, though, is its lack of excitement and spectacle. Don’t get me wrong, the movie throws in plenty of sword fights and escapes and even mermaid attacks. But aside from Blackbeard’s magic sword-induced coming out party, each of these sequences lacks the zing and verve of prior outings from the franchise. I found myself zoning out for most of them, with pedestrian direction and minimal imagination rendering them obligatory inserts to a dull story rather than blockbuster highlights.
On Stranger Tides just has nothing to offer. It’s not the interesting sort of bad or an ambitious failure; it’s just an aggressively dull film. Rather than utilizing the potential inherent in doing a one-off lark rather than an unnecessary franchise extension, Pirates 4 delivers something airless, charmless, and pointless. If this is what your nets reel in, especially after your fourth cast, then it’s best to just throw it back.
Let me start by saying that I really loved the previous three 'Pirates' films. They were a great mix of treasure-seaking adventure and humor, action and romance. They were the Indiana Jones of this generation.
While this fourth 'Pirates' movie has all the ingredients of the previous ones (with the addition of Blackbeard and man-eating mermaids), and even looks and sounds just as great, it seems like the magic is gone. For some reason I couldn't get involved in the story or the characters (old or new). Both the story and the acting seemed contrived (even more than before), meaningless and empty. Instead of the two hours of high-quality entertainment I expected, I got mediocre. Not bad, but I've come to expect more of it.
Unfortunately, this movie is easily forgettable. Not up to par with the previous installments. Let's hope they get their groove back in the next one.
Not a fan of hers
I for one still enjoyed it. Jack holds his own as expected.
Still a B+ movie to me.
Just as great as the others, I don't even miss the original cast.
Worth the watch but not amazing.
This movie should have never happened. There's none of that feel from the previous movies left. Just like Draackje wrote I believe the magic left with the director. I had very low expectations and somehow I was still disappointed. And this is from a guy who loved the first three. Such fond memories all crushed since they just had to make a fourth movie.
they should stop. now.
worst of them all. an unnecessary movie.
Seen it in theaters...
Loved it... just like previous 3 installments...
Same good action, romance and humor is also back in this one...
Maybe at some points in the movie it gets a little slow,
but overall a very entertaining one!
Recommended, for sure if you loved the previous ones ;)
Greatest pirate movie of all time. Can't go wrong with this one!!!
I keep rewatching this movie, because I have a hard time skipping a movie in a franchise and everytime I hope it won't be as bad as I remember.
For most of the movie I'm just bored, the characters aren't interesting to me and the plot is not that engaging. I miss Will and Elisabeth and a lot of other secondary characters.
I loved seeing Barbossa as an actual pirate in the end and some parts are fine but I hope that future Kevin can skip this one and jump straight to the fifth movie, which I find great.
Somehow, with "Stranger Tides", the "Pirates of the Caribbean" series ran out of steam. All the elements of the predecessors were still there, but they just didn't click anymore. While in the original trilogy you knew with every drop of the theme that the fun was about to begin, now you only get to experience the expectedly competent action sequence. Johnny Depp continued to be a good Jack Sparrow here, but the character had already passed his zenith as well. At least Ian McShane as Blackbeard fits well into the Pirates' universe. The same cannot be said for the remaining new characters. Philip, played by Sam Claflin, is a snoozer in particular. Overall, the fourth Pirates film is still entertaining but forgettable.
"There'll be dangers along the way... firstly mermaids, zombies... Blackbeard."
Not sure what exactly happened but the fun and chaos from the last 3 movies seemed to be missing from this one. Not the worse movie ever, just didn't feel the same. I am happy they finally included mermaids in the series though.
I didn't think I'd like it without most of the regulars, but I was nicely surprised. Good story.
Not my favourite PotC movie, but damn Ian McShane is a good pirate!
What do you want? If you liked the previous two movies you might like this one. It was a little better than P3. The acting was excellent but Penelope Cruz was horribly miscast (and I am a fan of hers).
Indiana Jones and the Last Cruade had a better fountain of youth like story. This film just uses the fountain as an excuse for even existing. However, it never feels like something that fits the Jack Sparrow character.
Although the movie is still something I can watch when I'm bored. I can't say that about part 2 and 3.
After watching the first three I wasn´t particulary thrilled but I had this lying around so I watched it anyway. Still not thrilled. The whole pirate stuff does not connect with me and althought I think Depp is a good actor in whatever he plays, the Jack Sparrow behavior wears thin pretty fast.
Funny action / adventure flick that clearly lacks the brilliance of the previous Pirates movies, especially if compared to "The Curse of the Black Pearl"!
If it wasn't for the mermaid storyline I think I would've stopped watching halfway through this movie. While I like the first movie of this series and sometimes I still re-watch those first movies, I have no desire to watch this one again.
Not as good as the first ones.
But i still liked it enough to see the next one.
They should, but if they will? The statistics don't lie, this movie is #8 on the list of highest grossing movies of all time with $1,039,449,033 so far worldwide not counting dvd and blue-ray sales.
The producers might be tempted to milk it some more and i am sure Johnny Depp wouldn't mind doing another movie if he gets another $55.5 million (!!!).
Boring, very slow. All the acting felt as if they did it on autopilot.
seen today in the theaters. kinda meh. 6,3
Shout by Ellie <3BlockedParent2017-05-24T20:23:35Z
A disappointment to the franchise in my eyes. I still want to see the new one, but the first 3 are way above this one. Think the lack of Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley effects it majorly.