What if the principal in The Breakfast Club had punched Bender in the face instead of trying to provoke Bender to punch him? What if you could smash a bottle across Ferris Bueller’s face? What if Otto from Alex Cox’s Repo Man was your boyfriend? If any of these sound like a dream come true, Punch Out is the film for you. This coming-of-age story concerns the growth of nine separate characters over the course of three days. John Hughes eat your heart out you piece of shit.