I don’t know what to say about this one, at least it was short.
Not really watchable. Not even so bad it is good. Just so bad. Monster effects, somehow, were decent. Comedy, script, acting (despite good cast), direction, catering....everything else was terrible!
I'm just guessing about the catering.
Why oh why did this get made?
Shout by BronsonBlockedParent2024-01-30T06:33:29Z
Impressively bad. It's no understatement to say that this movie fails on every level. This is a horror comedy that can't manage to surpass even the worse horror movies I have watched, and the humor bombs for the full runtime.
I really just don't know how this could be produced and no one pulled the plug during the process.
So, what is this train wreck about? A family moves into a house. A married vampire couple want a book within the house. That's really it. There's no story here. There's zero character development. There is no tension, no payoff. This is just a collection of scenes that go nowhere and do nothing.
I'm just in awe of how every element of this film is bad.
If you want to see a good version of what Saturday the 14th was trying to do, watch Hell Baby (2013).