Adam and Joel were like, “HEY ALEC! we're going to [REDACTED]. Stay here and edit until we get back in a few days! Flat soda isn’t in the budget anymore so you’ll just have to eat the office plants!” So here’s a video about the joys of parenthood. I’ll be over here eating these plastic leaves.
Sorry, we wanted to include Bruce and Adam more, but Joel didn’t know that we were gonna get their video.
Man that hamburgdog looks delicious. I wonder when Joel will come back. I bet he went to the quokka island. Those things are so cute. Here’s a video about the joys of parenthood but this time with a bicycle. Should not have eaten those cashews. Why is everything so blurry?
Joel and Adam got back from playing the Division and Joel said, “HEY ALEC. I got you this tiny bag of nuts from the airplane. I actually ate everything but the cashews.” I told him I was allergic to cashews. He just replied, “That’s a hilarious joke. Here! Keep editing all of these hilarious videos while I go surf with kangaroos in Australia for a few weeks.” In this video Adam and Joel deliver pizza to a family just moving into their new place. I should not eat these nuts, but I’ve run out of office plants.
Since I died eating those cashews I left a note telling someone to call Jeremy to finish editing this How To. Apparently he was busy. Something about gum balls. Anyway, I’m fine now. Here’s Joel and Adam hanging out with Jeff Goldblum and Heather Graham. Man, I’m hankering for some brains.
So Joel was like “HEY CORPSE FORMERLY KNOWN AS ALEC. Australia was great. You should really get out and see the world some time. Ha, ha just kidding. Keep editing.” If it keeps breaking don’t fix it. That’s advice Adam and Joel take to heart as they make greatest instruments of war the world has ever known. I’ll just keep editing away with the 7 fingers I have left because that’s the kind of man I was.
Joel and Adam take cover and discuss the finer points of cranial destruction. Also XCOM 2 is really fucking hard. Look at this shit. Thank god you can re-load your save. Fuck.
Joel and Adam make fire. Then throw fire at lake. Fire gone. Joel cold. Joel starve.
Joel and Adam construct a metaphor for their friendship, then, they watch as it falls over, like one of Alec’s descriptions.
Joel and Adam play the Outlast Whistleblower DLC. Description of events: “CAMERA! RUN! STOP. AHHHHHHH."
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In this episode, Adam and Joel create elegant machines, talk about life, and plan avian genocide.
As it turns out, if Adam and Joel were in the hunger games they would not do so hot. This video is our scientific method for coming to that conclusion.
Adam and Joel get salty in this Dark Souls/Castlevania love child. Joel is a chef.
Joel is out this week so Hudson fills in while he and Adam take the plunge into Dark Souls 3. Adam has a lot of feelings to express while also playing terribly.
Rough and Tumble must work together to unravel a mystery. Can Rough set aside his morals and do what must be done for justice? Will Tumble finally find justice?! Find out this week on How To!
Adam and Joel learn the art of assassination. And being the garçon. He is the garçon.
Adam and Joel mosey on down the river as they try to avoid dying of dysentery and being eaten by wolves. Join them on their adventures in Flame in the Flood.
Joel and Adam hop back into Gmod (2 years ago) and attempt to build an AT-AT. It goes well.
Joel and Adam strike poses and learn about high fashion in the world of Gauntlet!
Joel and Adam suit up and head to space! They must work together to navigate their ball through the vast dangers of the final frontier.
Joel and Adam ditch french in favor of the language of hip hop. More specifically, Vanilla Ice.
Joel and Adam head to the world of Warhammer and kill splinters cousins. The ninja turtles are pissed.
Thank you to every fan of How To. We’ll miss making the show, but we’re incredibly thankful for all of you; also here’s a mario video.