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  • 2016-01-08T05:00:00Z on Rooster Teeth
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Congratulations. You've discovered the "description" section for the 'How To' videos. This is the section were we presume some sort of description is suppose to take place. But, unfortunately we're not really that good at typing long drawn out descriptions of things. That's kind of why we make videos - so we don't have to type. We don't even really know where most symbols on a keyboard are. Really. You know those little dots things? You know, the dot things that go above letters when you're speaking Dutch? We have no idea how to make that happen. Not that we plan on speaking Dutch or anything. Just saying.

24 episodes

Season Premiere

2016-01-08T05:00:00Z

2016x01 Who's Your Daddy?

Season Premiere

2016x01 Who's Your Daddy?

  • 2016-01-08T05:00:00Z30m

Adam and Joel were like, “HEY ALEC! we're going to [REDACTED]. Stay here and edit until we get back in a few days! Flat soda isn’t in the budget anymore so you’ll just have to eat the office plants!” So here’s a video about the joys of parenthood. I’ll be over here eating these plastic leaves.

2016-01-15T05:00:00Z

2016x02 The Division

2016x02 The Division

  • 2016-01-15T05:00:00Z30m

Sorry, we wanted to include Bruce and Adam more, but Joel didn’t know that we were gonna get their video.

2016-01-29T05:00:00Z

2016x03 Happy Wheels

2016x03 Happy Wheels

  • 2016-01-29T05:00:00Z30m

Man that hamburgdog looks delicious. I wonder when Joel will come back. I bet he went to the quokka island. Those things are so cute. Here’s a video about the joys of parenthood but this time with a bicycle. Should not have eaten those cashews. Why is everything so blurry?

2016-01-29T05:00:00Z

2016x04 Emily Wants to Play

2016x04 Emily Wants to Play

  • 2016-01-29T05:00:00Z30m

Joel and Adam got back from playing the Division and Joel said, “HEY ALEC. I got you this tiny bag of nuts from the airplane. I actually ate everything but the cashews.” I told him I was allergic to cashews. He just replied, “That’s a hilarious joke. Here! Keep editing all of these hilarious videos while I go surf with kangaroos in Australia for a few weeks.” In this video Adam and Joel deliver pizza to a family just moving into their new place. I should not eat these nuts, but I’ve run out of office plants.

2016x05 Call of Duty: Black Ops 3

  • 2016-02-05T05:00:00Z30m

Since I died eating those cashews I left a note telling someone to call Jeremy to finish editing this How To. Apparently he was busy. Something about gum balls. Anyway, I’m fine now. Here’s Joel and Adam hanging out with Jeff Goldblum and Heather Graham. Man, I’m hankering for some brains.

2016-02-12T05:00:00Z

2016x06 Besiege

2016x06 Besiege

  • 2016-02-12T05:00:00Z30m

So Joel was like “HEY CORPSE FORMERLY KNOWN AS ALEC. Australia was great. You should really get out and see the world some time. Ha, ha just kidding. Keep editing.” If it keeps breaking don’t fix it. That’s advice Adam and Joel take to heart as they make greatest instruments of war the world has ever known. I’ll just keep editing away with the 7 fingers I have left because that’s the kind of man I was.

2016-02-19T05:00:00Z

2016x07 XCOM 2

2016x07 XCOM 2

  • 2016-02-19T05:00:00Z30m

Joel and Adam take cover and discuss the finer points of cranial destruction. Also XCOM 2 is really fucking hard. Look at this shit. Thank god you can re-load your save. Fuck.

2016-02-26T05:00:00Z

2016x08 Far Cry Primal

2016x08 Far Cry Primal

  • 2016-02-26T05:00:00Z30m

Joel and Adam make fire. Then throw fire at lake. Fire gone. Joel cold. Joel starve.

2016-03-04T05:00:00Z

2016x09 Poly Bridge

2016x09 Poly Bridge

  • 2016-03-04T05:00:00Z30m

Joel and Adam construct a metaphor for their friendship, then, they watch as it falls over, like one of Alec’s descriptions.

2016x10 Outlast Whistleblower DLC

  • 2016-03-11T05:00:00Z30m

Joel and Adam play the Outlast Whistleblower DLC. Description of events: “CAMERA! RUN! STOP. AHHHHHHH."

2016-03-18T04:00:00Z

2016x11 SUPERHOT

2016x11 SUPERHOT

  • 2016-03-18T04:00:00Z30m

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2016-03-25T04:00:00Z

2016x12 Besiege Part 2

2016x12 Besiege Part 2

  • 2016-03-25T04:00:00Z30m

In this episode, Adam and Joel create elegant machines, talk about life, and plan avian genocide.

2016-04-01T04:00:00Z

2016x13 The Culling

2016x13 The Culling

  • 2016-04-01T04:00:00Z30m

As it turns out, if Adam and Joel were in the hunger games they would not do so hot. This video is our scientific method for coming to that conclusion.

2016-04-08T04:00:00Z

2016x14 Salt and Sanctuary

2016x14 Salt and Sanctuary

  • 2016-04-08T04:00:00Z30m

Adam and Joel get salty in this Dark Souls/Castlevania love child. Joel is a chef.

2016-04-15T04:00:00Z

2016x15 Dark Souls 3

2016x15 Dark Souls 3

  • 2016-04-15T04:00:00Z30m

Joel is out this week so Hudson fills in while he and Adam take the plunge into Dark Souls 3. Adam has a lot of feelings to express while also playing terribly.

2016-04-22T04:00:00Z

2016x16 Hyper Light Drifter

2016x16 Hyper Light Drifter

  • 2016-04-22T04:00:00Z30m

Rough and Tumble must work together to unravel a mystery. Can Rough set aside his morals and do what must be done for justice? Will Tumble finally find justice?! Find out this week on How To!

2016-04-29T04:00:00Z

2016x17 Hitman

2016x17 Hitman

  • 2016-04-29T04:00:00Z30m

Adam and Joel learn the art of assassination. And being the garçon. He is the garçon.

2016-05-06T04:00:00Z

2016x18 The Flame in the Flood

2016x18 The Flame in the Flood

  • 2016-05-06T04:00:00Z30m

Adam and Joel mosey on down the river as they try to avoid dying of dysentery and being eaten by wolves. Join them on their adventures in Flame in the Flood.

2016x19 Gmod - Building an AT-AT

  • 2016-05-13T04:00:00Z30m

Joel and Adam hop back into Gmod (2 years ago) and attempt to build an AT-AT. It goes well.

2016-05-13T04:00:00Z

2016x20 Gauntlet

2016x20 Gauntlet

  • 2016-05-13T04:00:00Z30m

Joel and Adam strike poses and learn about high fashion in the world of Gauntlet!

2016x21 Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime

  • 2016-05-13T04:00:00Z30m

Joel and Adam suit up and head to space! They must work together to navigate their ball through the vast dangers of the final frontier.

2016-05-13T04:00:00Z

2016x22 Hotline Miami 2

2016x22 Hotline Miami 2

  • 2016-05-13T04:00:00Z30m

Joel and Adam ditch french in favor of the language of hip hop. More specifically, Vanilla Ice.

2016-05-13T04:00:00Z

2016x23 Vermintide

2016x23 Vermintide

  • 2016-05-13T04:00:00Z30m

Joel and Adam head to the world of Warhammer and kill splinters cousins. The ninja turtles are pissed.

2016x24 Fin with Special Guest Mario

  • 2016-05-14T04:00:00Z30m

Thank you to every fan of How To. We’ll miss making the show, but we’re incredibly thankful for all of you; also here’s a mario video.

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