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A guy who graduated from the school of hard knocks, a chef with a recipe for arrest, and a drug bust with a twist. "Return to Cinder," "Cooking with Crack," and "Yabba Dabba Dude."
Some pretty funky footwork, a drive-by surprise, and a mighty fall from grace. "Funky Footwork," "Drive Buy," and "Police Help Me, I'm Falling."
A girlfriend who bails out her beau, frightening footage with a happy ending, and the dumbest DUI excuse ever made. "Two Bits," "Citizen's Arrest," and "Dumbest DUI."
A criminal who falls asleep just behind the wheel, actual footage of dumb criminals on ice, and a case we call, "All Spruced Up." "Pull Over and Wake Up," "Dumb Criminals on Ice," and "All Spruced Up."
The crook caught by the cop without a kickstand, surveillance cam footage we call, "Stuff Yourself," and a blackjack player who really takes a hit. "Kickstand Blues," "Stuff Yourself," and "Blackjack Mama."
A bank robber who didn't have a car or a brain, a dumb criminal who gets a special delivery, and a dumb criminal who learns about gravity. "The Bagman," "Special Delivery," and "This Guy is Falling."
A fool and his jewels, a crime that was not well-done, and three light weights with a heavy load. "Fooled You," "Hold the Onion," and "Box of Rocks."
A social climber who's falling fast, a cat's stolen whiskers, and a major incident with a miniature reenactment. "Social Climber," "The Cat's Meow," and "Tie Tack Terror."
A break in at the wrong house, a panty plucker who has to pay the piper, and a dumb criminal who almost got away. "Don't Call the Police," "Panty Plucker," and "Blinking and Drinking."
A ten year cab ride, a dumb criminal who uses his head, and a criminal who has a very bad payday. "10 Year Cab Ride," "Head Start," and "Crime Doesn't Pay."
A D.U.I. with a W.I.F.E., a comically disabled criminal, and a traffic temper that goes wrong. "Skunk Driver," "Oh, My Aching Back," and "Watch the Lights."
A flasher who falls asleep on the job, a shoplifting film fest, and a drug deal that goes wrong, then goes right. "Buck Naked," "Attention Shoplifters," and "Photo Finish."
Our first twin dumb criminals, actual surveillance cam footage you won't believe, and Rin Tin Tin meets a dummy. "Name Game," "Hi Mom, I'm on TV," "Bow-Ow-Www."
Some dopers who are a little too hospitable, a jewelry store full of dumb criminals, and a dumb criminal who is disarmed and dangerous. "Who is It?" "No Cops Here," and "In Arms Way."
A drunk driver takes more than he bargained for, surveillance store footage from the convenience store from hell, and a glad bag that turned into a sad sack. "A Real Drunk Driver," "Store From Hell," and "Sad Sack."
A dumb criminal who can hide.
A bandit with a beer box for a brain.
Two criminals who absolutely never met.
A little old lady from Pasadena tells her secret.
Two dumb criminals with an extremely short-term memory.
A drunk driver with a lame excuse.
The dumb criminal that just couldn't blend in.
A dumb criminal who thinks he's lucky.
An unbelievably cooperative criminal.
A man who was driving under the influence of Elvis.
A dumb criminal with real bad luck.
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals", we'll meet offenders that are. "Sticking to the Job," enjoying "Naked Brunch," someone that becomes a "Locked-In Loser," a total "Potty Mouth."
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals", we'll meet delinquents that think they're "Out of the Frying Pan," "Towing Nowhere Fast," one who is a "Starving Stooge," a total "Incompetent," and someone "Always on the Job."
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals", we'll meets offenders who nicknames like "Keyless Klutz," "Bad Liver Lady," "Cheap Trick," and "Stash Flash," meet a "Wiener Dog," and hear some "Courthouse Rock."
"Dial-A-Narc," "You Only Live Vice," "Scales on the Roof," "Second Time Around," "Baste Not, Want Not," and "Out on a Limb."
"Asinine Alibis," "Santa Clogs," "Swinging Single," and "Diamond's are a Kid's Best Friend."
"Stuffed Turkey," "Swamp Things," "Taunting Car Robber," and "Safe Quakers."
"Courting Trouble," "Batter Up," "Dumb'in in the Rough," and "Restaurant Roof Clown."
"Bottled Up Robber," "Fumigation Burglar," and "Rocky Mountain High."
"Shell Shocked," "Swipe and Wipe," "Heist Anxiety," and "Rice Man Cometh."
"Crate Escape," "Bad News Boobs," "Gotta Be the Shoes," and "Pit Stop."
"Caught Off Guard," "Squirrel Nut Speeder," "Not Out of the Woods," and "One Moment Please."
"Easy Offed," "Flew the Coop," "Helena Handbag," and "Door Jammed."
"The Boulder, The Stupider," "Moon Over First Fed," "Brothers Cool Off," and "Road Flasher."
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals", someone gets "Helping Hands," a criminal gets a "Walked Dos, Curbed Brain," we witness "Chasing Lamey," and another struggles with "Shorts of Breath."
"Lights, Camera, Busted," "A Gutsy Gal Applying Herself," "All Dressed Up," and "You Want Butter on Your Fingers?"
"Roller Bullies," "Motorhome Madman," "Breaking a Habit," and "Monkey Not See, Monkey Do."
A dumb driver hands over more than his license, a pair of newlyweds get a gift they won't forget, a couple of rookie robber make a bad first impression, and officers discover catching two dumb criminals is better than one.
A soggy suspect leaves a sopping trail for the cops, a shifty shopper checks out with more than his receipt, a casual crook makes a fashion faux pas, and a man shoots mental blanks.
A boatload of bozos toss more than their cookies in this high speed chase, a spaced out suspect picks the wrong day to film home movies, a masked moron hitches the wrong ride home, and a mugger make stye moves on the wrong couple.
A chilly willy strikes a pose, a peculiar pinhead poaches a puppy, a sticky fingered felon gets his day in court, and a chatty Cathy expresses her innermost thoughts.
A couple of kids have a counter fit, a man enjoys his room with a view, cops play a little follow-the-loser, and a woman shares her arts and crafts secrets.
A drunk does some local landscaping, a crook takes an unusual pit stop, a burglar dresses for success, and a suspect has the last word down at the station.
A man adds more than sugar to his coffee, a yuletide burglar gets caught with his pants down, a loser picks the wrong place to light up, and a stoner makes an indecent proposal to a cop.
A halloween hoodlum picks the wrong clerk to hold up, an arguing couple let's a cop settle their differences, a bank robber gets robbed himself during his getaway, and a crook gets caught with the goods after a car accident.
A crook packs his bags and makes a run for it, a kid does a moronic Macarena on a friend's car, A salivating senior expresses his feelings for a local store, and a guy in his birthday suit gets pulled over for speeding.
A careless criminal stuffs the wrong crustacean down his pants, a parachuter runs into a little technical difficulty, a confused crook runs right into the arms of the law, and an escaped con forgets his glasses.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness joy-riding teenagers desperately in need of Drivers Ed, some best dressed burglars and a scenario worse than just getting your hand stuck in a toilet.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a criminal getting away more evil than Knievel, an insider theft of diamonds big enough to choke on and a relentless battle of man vs. machine.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a small town getting terrorized by a big pig, a hard hitting reminder of why should always wear a helmet and a flare-up at a funeral home.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a home exterminator ridding a house of valuables, a camera catching a burglar literally breaking and then entering and a criminal who got the shaft before court.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness two rookie robbers starting a life of crime, a lady who holds a full mink coat in her stretch pants and a liquor store robber whose plan is 100 proof stupid.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a criminal you might mistake for an action star, a man caught in the women’s restroom and a guy looking to meet girls by breaking into cars.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness some serious squirrel coaxing, an ATM that became an ATV when bank robbers went on the road and a man who hopes no one knows what goes on behind closed doors.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a huge divide of loot when you bring everyone you know on a caper, a group of officers that make criminals sing for their supper and a clever way to break into a store.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a peeping Tom protective over his territory, a drunk driver who leaves a lasting impression that leaves him high and dry and a man wired on more than nicotine.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a man who broke into a van and got more than he bargained for, a robber who could use a pale and shovel for his disguise and a guy who literally reeks of guilt.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a parrot that might really be a stool pigeon, some teenagers out in the middle of the night and the world’s slowest car chase.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness what happens when a guy has a half-baked idea to steal a bread truck, a major mistake with a major appliance that stops a crook cold and much more.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness someone trying to make their mark, a photo-happy proud pot-grower and someone who skimps on the expense of a full-time getaway driver.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a crook sliding on thin ice before a major slip-up, a wakeup call for criminals to select a new career and much more.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a guy choosing a strange way to make up with his girlfriend, the underestimated crime-fighting force of meter-maids and much more.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a few criminals who try to play “Santa” and dive down a chimney, a cab driver who gets the best of a passenger and a man who should have just called a ride.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a pup with some pot whose owners get collared, law enforcement’s cool new invention and a thief with a flood of problems.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a developing case of picture perfect stupidity, a clumsy duct-dwelling criminal with nowhere to vent his anger and a dope two time zones from his destination.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a criminal who missed his exit by a long shot, a criminal-tagging pizza boomerang and some misguided fellows who turn themselves in after a wrong turn.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a getaway plan based on running in a circle, a silly crook whose magic trick earns him the name Houdumbi and a blockhead in a cell who regrets passing a note.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a toilet-bound wrench-wielding sector of society, a man in his birthday suit caught by an undercover officer and the saucy saga of a man saved by a grocery item.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a mailman hungry for birthday cards, a man intoxicated by his molotov cocktail and a canine officer with a story that’d be a mistake to ignore.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a couple getting more than their belongings back, a cop that helps a criminal with his pants and a fella who can’t recall his unforgettable night.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a criminal with a handful of dynamite and a short fuse, a crook getting familiar with license plates before jail and a sure-fire accident waiting to happen.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a video proving the escalator won’t be the only thing going down, a camera showing more than bears in the woods and a diaper-fitted criminal who earns a spanking.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a robber counting cash while a waitress counts sheep, some guys who would rather not wait for a sale and much more.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a man wearing a useless disguise, a criminal who forgot to bring a gun to a shootout and a not-so-sharp thief who put an antique knife in his pocket.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness the reason for all those missing office supplies, a man who thinks he’s the target of a twenty-one-gun salute and a joker whose trash is a breadcrumb trail.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a fella whose sense of judgment goes up in smoke, a guy on the run who called 911 to check if he has any warrants and an officer with a trick up his sleeve.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a cabbie whose meter is running but not his mind, the reason teachers taught you not to play with fire extinguishers and what happens when bandits order to-go.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a crook that enters a car dealership unannounced, the backbreaking burden of stealing $3k in coins and what happens when you mess with 50k volts of electricity.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a search by police that gets hotter and hotter while elsewhere a criminal gets colder and colder and quite by accident a DUI wakes to a real nightmare.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness misbehaving crack-buyers, a bunch of guys that want electronics for nothing and some dummies with a dummy-- but who’s dumber?
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness what it takes to steal a car from a police lock-up, a washed-up run-away cyclist who hit the spin-cycle and a bail bondsman who dresses up to catch his man.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a man doing something crazy in an even crazier place, the nutty-butty behind the wheel of an ice cream truck and a buzzed stoner who’s credibility goes up in smoke.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness the mark of a fender bender or a new kind of hit-and-run, a half-ton of trouble when a tailgate goes on the road and a strange pick-up on a surveillance video.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness the difference between a leap of faith and taking a dive, a disastrous character witness and some funny business happening right underneath someone’s nose.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a man who brings dynamite instead of flowers, a suspect conducting his own strip-search and what today’s drunk drivers are doing to keep physically fit.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness whether it’s possible to do the right thing by making the wrong turn, a life-like store mannequin and a sign of trouble for a sneaky criminal.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness some on-the-run teenagers who don’t know when to quit, a wacked out clown who belongs in the circus and a shifty defendant who dismisses himself from court.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness an inmate in a hurry, someone dressed like they should be in a hurry and what you need to catch sticky-fingered donut thieves.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness thieves that got a car but discover the car has got them, a man under pressure about some blood and a fulfilled wish about the bank being open when it was wanted.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness the consumption of alcohol making a person more sophisticated, how far a canine officer will go to catch a criminal running wild and your tax dollars at work.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a convenience store counter spontaneously become a fireworks stand, the true pride of ownership from a crackpot with a crack pipe and some real idiots in a car.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a suspect having his privacy invaded, the theft of a patrol car and a man making his way out of the frying pan into the fire – or at least into a swamp.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a bright mind throwing money like confetti, a robber new to the world of handgun safety and a thief who escaped without a trace -- except for an irrefutable video.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a woman who definitely doesn’t like her chain yanked, some suspects who find themselves tailed by dogs and a stuffed Dalmatian doll sure to inspire some courage.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a cleaning lady who picks up too much, how the running of a stop sign can rob you of a social life and the gal with whom you don’t want to share a ride.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness an inmate who isn’t getting out on good behavior, someone not cooking like Julia Child and pot-smoking workmen who helped set up the camera that caught them.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness some sailors out for a good time who quickly begin to sink, a surprise for a car thief and much more.
"In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness how dog’s “evidence” helped take down a bike thief, how waiving the right to remain silent can also be waiving your farewell and a man very lost in his getaway.
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a criminal who regrets he tackled a safe, a macho man with some explaining to do and discover why it’s a good idea to check your bags.
