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Assy McGee

All Episodes

  • Ended
  • Adult Swim
  • 2006-11-27T04:30:00+00:00
  • 11 mins
  • 3 hours, 38 mins
  • United States
  • English
  • Animation, Comedy
Crime fighter Assy McGee is out for justice, so all you criminals better look out! Cop Assy McGee is nothing more than a pair of legs with a naked rear end…well, naked unless you count his gun holster! His drinking problem and violent tendencies lead to many shooting sprees and crass language.

21 episodes

1x01 Murder On The Docks

  • Series Premiere

    2006-11-27T04:30:00+00:00 — 10 mins

Despite being suspended from the force, Assy investigates the case of a dead prostitute. But, when it comes to arresting the suspect, will it end in a case of mistaken identity?

1x02 The Flirty Black Man

  • 2006-12-04T04:30:00+00:00 — 11 mins

When a priceless painting is stolen, Assy decides to take the case, even though he's been ordered not to.

1x03 Game of Death

  • 2006-12-11T04:30:00+00:00 — 10 mins

A Cuban dignitary is visiting the city for a soccer match and Assy is assigned to bodyguard him. Assy's singing talents are also revealed in this episode.A Cuban dignitary is visiting the city for a soccer match and Assy is assigned to bodyguard him. Assy's singing talents are also revealed in this episode.

1x04 Busted

  • 2006-12-18T04:30:00+00:00 — 10 mins

Two criminals are robbing people on a bus, but they get more than they bargained for when Assy shows up to take them down.

1x05 Mexican Rain

  • 2006-12-25T04:30:00+00:00 — 10 mins

Sanchez has a heart attack due to Mexicans falling out of his kid's pinata.

1x06 Conviction

  • 2007-01-08T04:30:00+00:00 — 11 mins

A local drug epidemic overtakes the city and puts Detective McGee's life at stake.

2x01 Ring Of Fire

  • Season Premiere

    2008-04-07T04:30:00+01:00 — 11 mins

Following a string of boxer deaths, Assy finds out they've been caused by Polonium poisoning coming from a neighborhood deli.

2x02 Pharmassy

  • 2008-04-14T04:30:00+01:00 — 12 mins

Assy gives up his vacation time to negotiate a hostage situation involving the Mayor at a local pharmacy.

2x03 Mile High Mayhem

  • 2008-04-21T04:30:00+01:00 — 11 mins

Assy and Sanchez become Federal Air Marshals in order to combat terrorism, but end up causing more trouble in the air. Though they do catch a drug mule in the process.

2x04 Murder On The Midway

  • 2008-04-28T04:30:00+01:00 — 11 mins

Someone's sabotaging rides at the carnival that Assy and Sanchez are visiting and now they need to save Sanchez's daughter on the ferris wheel.

2x05 Pegfinger

  • 2008-05-05T04:30:00+01:00 — 11 mins

Assy gets help from a criminal he put behind bars years ago in order to catch the person responsible for a series of violent assaults.

2x06 Irish Wake

  • 2008-05-12T04:30:00+01:00 — 12 mins

When Glen the bartender gets killed, the police force looks to avenge his death. So, Sanchez gets a new partner, while Assy is off grieving (and drinking).

2x07 Vowel Play

  • 2008-05-19T04:30:00+01:00 — 11 mins

An extortion scheme by a crime syndicate disrupts the annual Exeter Spelling Bee.

2x08 Hands Up

  • 2008-05-26T04:30:00+01:00 — 11 mins

McGee considers switching careers before a disaster.

2x09 Bikes For Bombs

  • 2008-06-02T04:30:00+01:00 — 11 mins

Assy's bike is stolen by a group of bike thieves with a bigger purpose.

2x10 Showdown In The Magic City

  • 2008-06-09T04:30:00+01:00 — 11 mins

Assy and Sanchez head to Miami to solve a case after a bunch of jai alai players end up dead in Exeter.

2x11 The Ballad of Blind Anthony

  • 2008-06-16T04:30:00+01:00 — 11 mins

A former high school classmate of Assy's kidnaps a popular blind gospel singer minutes before a sold-out concert which Assy had tickets to.

2x12 Johnny Arson

  • 2008-06-23T04:30:00+01:00 — 11 mins

When a serial arsonist targets Exeter, McGee's internet lover is the number one suspect.

2x13 The Assy Diaries

  • 2008-06-30T04:30:00+01:00 — 11 mins

On suspension, Assy must make difficult decisions in the face of corrupt Exter officers and nearly pays with his life.

2x14 Squirrels

  • 2008-07-07T04:30:00+01:00 — 11 mins

Assy and Sanchez attempt to break up an underground squirrel fighting ring, forcing Assy to deal with his fear of squirrels.