Godzilla should just have an MP3 player when waiting in traffic.
I say we take off and batarang the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
Honestly more like “Reacting to Crisis: Marvel.”
I just imagined how this review would go, which is basically the same as actually reviewing it.
Is it good or bad that no tombs end up raided in this comic?
I don’t know if I’d classify “battle giant robots” and “defeating evil demon mask” as “little” victories.
An issue number that reflects its quality level.
A book from the New Universe! And sometimes the new thing is worse than the old thing.
Truly there’s nothing more savage than questioning the ethics of admitting people into the police without a thorough background check.
Let’s get dangerous… at least until we lose the license.
Witness boring stories about food that can talk… IN 3-D!
So when dealing with a hellstar, do you use sunglasses or bibles?
BREAKFAST IS RUINED. AGAIN.
Maybe instead of “The Dark Knight” he could have been called “The Dark Jet Pilot?”
I feel like I have been given a critical, need-to-know movie to review.
Maybe if this had been traced from a good comic, it would have been better?
Batman For Awhile!
Scowl Fighter!
Surprisingly fewer cat puns in this than you’d expect.
Some comics may be a bit too spicy.
The quest for a detailed list of Nuclear Man’s powers!
The Cassandra Cain retrospective begins by covering her introduction in No Man’s Land and the first half of her solo series!
The Cassandra Caintrospective continues with the second half of her solo series!
The Cassandra Caintrospective concludes with Justice League Elite, some… questionable creative choices, and a turn around from those choices!
Honestly, with this book we should just expect a bunch of trucks to form into a Megazord or something.
The final tale of the children of the damned and their Tandy products!
Remember, kids – doing drugs will assist in the conquest of earth!
In which deodorant is actually more relevant to this topic than you’d think!
Booster Gold: protecting his past to ensure… that he horribly screws up the timeline for terrible reasons!
The joke about Data is that he’s fully-functional. The joke that is this comic shows that nobody is functional.
Will Mr. T defeat his greatest foe – his fear of aviation?!
The story of vampires, breathing techniques that cause magic powers, and people named after rock bands. What’s so bizarre about that?
You’d think a shoulder devil would possess more tact than this.
Building a better life through unnecessary surgery.
It’s Judgment Day – the end of the universe! Well, more like a soft reboot, anyway.
Mourning the loss of your father while being incredibly buff.
No tears, please… it’s a waste, since it’s probably not that bad.
Do I look like someone who cares what season it is?!
Some people’s suffering is legendary even in hell. This kind of suffering? Legendary at the local mall.
Technically he returned already, but “The Exile has been bumming around museums for a week” isn’t quite as pithy.
Really the Martian Manhunter’s story is of a really laid-back kidnapping.
You know, I don’t think we’ve ever actually seen Harley Quinn eat pudding.
Watch out, world! Here come the New Teen Titans! …IN YOUR NIGHTMARES.
Back when crossovers were done to stop evildoers who were really good musicians
Dead by dawn, but housewares employee by day.
“Santa Claus has fallen! I, Starscream, am your new leader!”
Small miracles, big fists.
Also known as “General Hux’s no good, very bad day.”
Fifteen of the stupidest evil plans from the reviews!