Trust me - by the end of this, there will be a LOT of crying.
Together, we can be justice!
We interrupt the Cry for Justice review with something with worse art but a more entertaining story involving robots!
Don't cry for this comic. It already sucks.
The crossover nobody asked for and nobody remembered when it was done!
As in you want to set fire to this thing from a distance.
Spider-Man and the Fantastic Four in... an advertisement for OfficeMax!
I want to rock and roll all night... not read this crap.
The Whiz Kids are back and they're as boring and dorky as ever! ...Yeah, it's bad.
Is this the awesomely fantastic first issue of a legendary series and character?! Weeeell, it's early Image Comics...
All I have to say is "Rob Liefeld" and I bet you could predict what's coming from this comic. But you'd be wrong, for this comic ALSO has a trading card!
Backstreet's Back! ...Wait, is that a good thing?
So basically by Frank Miller's own admission here Batman is a rude, murderous child abductor who cares what twelve year-olds think about his toys and eats rats when not mourning the loss of the bloody, incestuous affair he had with his mother.
Let's play a love game instead of reading this. ...Please?
The human adventure is just beginning... wake me up when it actually gets somewhere.
Less any sort of odyssey, more a trip to the local Denny's.
The team-up you demanded! Well, someone demanded it. ...maybe... probably not...
Are you ready to get foked for the Ultimate Warrior's training techniques?
How come event comics never have accurate taglines? This one needs to be, "the one where everyone dies!"
The death count rises and the audience's patience falls.
The event comic concludes with nothing achieved!
He likes his war cold, his champagne colder, and his stories idiotic.
Watch as Frank Miller continues to denegrate other superheroes just to make Batman look- wait, this was made in 1994?
Now you're playing with... nothing, because this is a comic book.
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up... and throw this comic away?
"Adventures" is too strong a word. "Stumbles into nonsense" would be more accurate.
More melodrama than you can swing a dead cat at!
Got any China Cat? How about some A-Train? How about a better comic?
You will worship hostess fruit pies or they shall take their vengeance upon you!
Behold this classic tale of the starship Enterprise... and how her crew is incredibly incompetent.
Yes, a villain so good that people DEMANDED his return! After all, YOU remember the asthma monster, right?
Learn about the shows you DIDN'T get up early on Saturday mornings to watch!
Go Go Power Ringers! Go away and never come back.
Behold the story that gave birth to Superman at Earth's End!
The continuation of a hard-hitting, realistic expose on the lives of truckers!
A dimension not of sight or sound but of mind. A really stupid mind.
Once again watch as the Man of Steel wastes his time shilling outdated computers!
Anyone who opposes Bison shall be destroyed! Quick, everybody oppose him so we don't have to read this junk.
Silence will fall... but not today, since this is another Silent Hill comic where nobody shuts up.
Have you seen a better comic? Just turned seven?
A world of nightmarish delusions come to life... written by someone delusional.
A terrifying story of bodily possession, invasion, and alien menaces! It's a pity THAT story couldn't be the plot for this one.
t's Linkara vs. the Entity! But what are the origins of this creature and what does it have to do with Pokémon?
Two reviews for the price of one! Linkara presents a secret origin double feature to look at the first stories starring Wonder Woman and the Fantastic Four!
A story of talking rocks, magic green train lanterns, and the man who could only be stopped by a stick!
The star spangled man with a plan! That plan? Punch every nazi in the face. Twice.
Beyond the darkness, beyond the human evolution... is Khan. And a pointless adaptation of a great movie.
This comic has done far worse than kill us. It hurt us... and it wishes to go on hurting us.
For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at this comic.
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