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Don't you love it when the comics that are supposed to be more edgy and realistic are, in fact, MUCH sillier?
A comic in which having people at a rave would actually be an improvement. For one thing, I actually know what goes on at a rave, unlike this story.
The Decepticons' most evil scheme yet - CLEANLINESS FOR VEHICLES!
These days are aaaaallll... filled with bad comics like this one.
I think at this point it's fair to say that Frank Miller has issues with women. And children. And superheroes. And intelligence.
Gunslinger finale part one! If they weren't going to try with the other four issues, why did they even bother with the fifth?
Gunslinger finale part two! May the force be with us for this one...
From the man that brought you Marville #1-3... more of the same but worse!
March of the Titans begins! Learn the team history of the Teen Titans, from 1966 through 1998!
The Titans retrospective continues with the Justice League of Jerks vs. the team with too many members! Oh, and the moon gets stolen.
March of the Titans finally reaches the Titans! Immortals, nazis, and gorillas: AKA superhero comics.
March of the Titans concludes with one stupid idea after another!
Linkara finally reviews a lamp! ...Or does he?
No, no, seriously - what's the comic REALLY called?
Life is but a dream... if only the movie this comic is based on was, too.
This is the comic... Dragnet #4. It's not a very good one, but fortunately I'm here. I carry a badge.
Inside: the virtual destruction of a crappy comic book!
Shock yeah, Spider-Man from the future!
Just in case you thought the Punisher needed more shoulderpads.
In the future, blue is the new green.
Fighting pollution has never looked this stupid.
Love, genocide, and fruit pies! All the combinations for a fun time! And that's terrible.
Pointlessness at Earth's End! Stupid Ideas at Earth's End!
Space espionage at its dullest and most uninteresting!
To Boldly Go Where- wait, X-Men and Star Trek? AGAIN?!
Remember, kids - don't do drugs or else you'll fight against demonic dinosaurs. Mr. T taught me that!
Man, remember when the idea of Frank Miller writing Batman seemed awesome? Those days are gone forever.
Remember when these comics were about computers?
Fleeing from Cylon tyranny, the last battlestar, Galactica, leads a rag-tag fugitive fleet on a lonely quest... for a better comic.
I would rather watch Quest for Fire than read this. Namely because nobody TALKED in Quest for fire.
If Tales fail to offend within 30 days, you may return Tales to manufacturer for a full refund.
Not many stories manage to fail so spectacularly in every department, but behold one of the finest examples of doing so.
The battle to save- erm, the battle to preserve- uhh... the battle for- ...what are we all fighting for, exactly?
The Legion is lost, the Titans are lost, the plot is lost...
This story would have been much better if it had... you know... been good.
Future events such as these will affect us... in 1991.
Protectors of the environment! ...when they're not destroying it...
The battle for peace has begun... and actually ended several years ago.
This comic will be shaken, stirred, and shredded for how dumb it is.
The ultimate in alien terror… could not be here, so enjoy this terror by-product.
Keep watching the skies… because they’re a lot more entertaining than this story.
A game of crossfire would be infinitely more enjoyable than this storyline.
My God… it’s full of- wait, what the hell IS this?
The fastest man alive! …was Jay Garrick. I guess Barry Allen is fastester.
The brave story of a man who had stuff spilled on him!
In brightest day, in blackest night… in average afternoon and the smoldering wreckage of a ship…
Whosoever watches this review, if they be worthy… will see a comic about a Norse God battling aliens.
Silent Night, holy night. All is calm, all is… violence and death.
Santa Claus is coming to town… WITH A KATANA!
Reviewing Star Trek totally in rhyme? What a thought! Oh dear lord, what has this comic wrought…
Doctor Who uses magic to fight a demon in order to protect Santa Claus. Yes, seriously.
15 more opportunities that Linkara failed to notice in previous episodes!
