Coping with schoolyard bullies can be difficult. But remember, if you kill just one or two of them, the rest will leave you alone!
Hey kiddies want to lose those love handles Try the Liquid Diet: Fresh lemon juice, cayenne pepper, organic maple syrup and a pint of Tequila!
Spanking isnt the best way to discipline children. Beating is. Spanking just teaches kids that you dont know how to throw a punch. But a beating says you mean business!
What they dont teach you in school is that for the important things in life you dont need any schooling, says Bad Mommy. Nobody wants to know if you got straight As before you get married, or have a baby, or give a B.J.
Dont let your children rob you of the joy of being a parent put them to work!
Is your childs depression bringing you down Give em some drugs. Preferably, prescription drugs. And thats because if you get pulled over with a bag full of em, you go scott-free!
In this episode, little Cassandra asks, Why dont I look like the booze-guzzling pimp that moved in here last month
Bad Mommy teaches Cassandra how to enjoy a Singapore Sling
Bad Mommy teaches Cassandra that Santa Claus is the devil
Cassandra gets sick of eating government cheese, so Bad Mommy teaches her about stealing
Cassandra learns that daddy is NOT a loser he's a full-time, stay at home, domestic caretaker
Little Cassandra asks Bad Mommy, Where did Grandma go, and why can't I see her anymore
On days when Bad Mommy is just too hungover to take whats-her-name to school, she opts for home skooling.