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Bad Mommy

Season 1

13 episodes

Series Premiere

1x01 Schoolyard Bullies

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Coping with schoolyard bullies can be difficult. But remember, if you kill just one or two of them, the rest will leave you alone!

1x02 You're Fat

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Hey kiddies want to lose those love handles Try the Liquid Diet: Fresh lemon juice, cayenne pepper, organic maple syrup and a pint of Tequila!

1x03 Spank

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Spanking isnt the best way to discipline children. Beating is. Spanking just teaches kids that you dont know how to throw a punch. But a beating says you mean business!

1x04 Stay In School

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What they dont teach you in school is that for the important things in life you dont need any schooling, says Bad Mommy. Nobody wants to know if you got straight As before you get married, or have a baby, or give a B.J.

1x05 Job

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Dont let your children rob you of the joy of being a parent put them to work!

1x06 Drugs

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Is your childs depression bringing you down Give em some drugs. Preferably, prescription drugs. And thats because if you get pulled over with a bag full of em, you go scott-free!

1x07 Look Like Dady

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In this episode, little Cassandra asks, Why dont I look like the booze-guzzling pimp that moved in here last month

1x08 Drunk Mommy

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Bad Mommy teaches Cassandra how to enjoy a Singapore Sling

1x09 Santa

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Bad Mommy teaches Cassandra that Santa Claus is the devil

1x10 Five Finger Discount

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Cassandra gets sick of eating government cheese, so Bad Mommy teaches her about stealing

1x11 Daddy Loser

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Cassandra learns that daddy is NOT a loser he's a full-time, stay at home, domestic caretaker

1x12 Where Grandma Go

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Little Cassandra asks Bad Mommy, Where did Grandma go, and why can't I see her anymore

1x13 Home Skooling

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On days when Bad Mommy is just too hungover to take whats-her-name to school, she opts for home skooling.

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