Bert the Conqueror
Bert pays a visit to an old foe at Gloucester's Greasy Pole contest before he heads up the coast to another Northeast competition. He attempts to literally walk on water to conquer a lobster crate race in Maine.
Bert rides in a summer bobsleigh on wheels, a bungee jump from a bridge over the Cheakamus River, and a mad dash race down a hill in the annual cheese roll race at the Canadian Cheese Rolling Festival.
Bert tackles Michigan's top thrills, such as a backyard "Abusement Park."
Bert competes to catch a muddy pig, and winner takes it home, in Florida.
Bert takes on Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit, Transformers: The Ride-3D and the Jurassic Park River Adventure at Universal Orlando Resort. Plus, he gets a behind-the-scenes look at Universal's newest ride, Skull Island: Reign of Kong.
Bert faces his fear of heights by riding Colorado's highest thrill rides.
Bert suffers injury before dashing through an inflatable obstacle course.
Bert races an ATV over a mud pit at the annual Eagle Mountain Mud Run in Burtrum, Minnesota.
Can Bert withstand 15 tons of flying tomatoes at the Seattle Tomato Battle?
Bert flies down a ski jump turned waterslide, competing for biggest splash.
Bert prays he can outrun a colossal plastic ball down a 1,000-foot hill.
Bert gets to be a human guinea pig when he visits a ride-testing site in Utah; and he crushes cars in a military-grade tank during his time at an amusement park in Georgia.
Bert travels to Texas, where he rides boardwalk coasters, trains sea lions and faces his fear of heights by rappelling down a 16-story building.
Bert explores the best thrills of America's heartland, including a maniacally muddy 5km race.