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This is a segment that was cut from the Playing Dangerous 2, the Exterminator, the Deadliest Prey episode.
For our first Best of the Worst of April, the gang looks at three direct-to-video horror films, which collectively feature such A-list talent as Clint Howard, Casper Van Dien, and Coolio.
While in town for Best of the Worst and Space Cop, we sat down with Killer Wolf Films' Len Kabasinski to talk about his movies.
A lot of people have been letting us know that the actor that played Samurai Cop has recently resurfaced after years of speculation that he had died. Here is our response to those comments.
Jay and Mike sit down and talk with Matt Hannon, star of Samurai Cop and the upcoming Samurai Cop 2!
Part 2 of our discussion with Matt Hannon focuses on what happened after Samurai Cop finished filming.
Here is what actually happens when you reverse the reels on a VHS tape.
Charles Bronson kills a lot of people in Death Wish 3.
It's the Curse of the Worst!
Finally! Ever wonder about EVERYTHING on our shelves? Well.... got 36 minutes to spare? Check out this amazing video separated into three generas: Horror, Sci-Fi/Fantasy, and Action as we visually catalog all our VHS tapes. Now you can know what NOT to send us! Because you can see what we have!!!
We have too many movies.
Hard to believe we've watched 100 episodes worth of utter garbage, Here's a highlight of some of the more memorable movies and VHS oddities we've watched over the years. Be sure to complain in the comments section about what we left out!
It's tough. We have a lot of crap.
This is a bonus video originally posted to our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/redlettermedia We post plenty of other behind the scenes updates, photos, and video outtakes there. This edit makes the experience of sitting through Nukie look a little bit more tolerable than it actually is.
Mike, Jay, Jessi and Josh comment on three crappy movies then choose the best of the worst.
Josh, Rich, Jay and Jack watch three crappy movies then pick the best of the worst.
Josh, Mike, Jessi and Jack discuss three crappy alien monster movies then pick the best of the worst.
To take their mind off the Wisconsin winter, Rich, Jack, Josh and Jay watch then discuss three 80s action movies that are set in warm locations.
Having received so many suggestions on what movies to discuss next, Jay, Rich, Jessi and Mike create the Wheel of the Worst to help them decide the next three.
Jay, Josh, Rich and Jack discuss 3, no, 4 robot films then pick the best of the worst.
Jessi, Mike, Rich and Jay discuss three kids movies then pick the best of the worst.
Watch as Jack, Wizard, Rich, and Mike tackle 3 selections off of the Wheel of the Worst! It's horrifying!
Jay, Rich, Mike and Colin discuss cinematic backwash.
With the help of special guest Gillian, the gang suffers through some of the worst movies on Best of the Worst yet: the worst lil’ murderers slasher film Bloody Birthday, Grandma’s-home-movie-disguised-as-a-sequel Crazy Fat Ethel II, and the Coen Brother’s-esque crime caper Psycho From Texas.
Happy Halloween! The gang gets dressed up in their finest Halloween attire and watches three horror-filled turds!
It’s that time again! Time to spin the Wheel of the Worst! Will the group land on the Shoji Tabuchi show? Or how about Tree Stand Safety. Only fate knows the answer but one thing is for certain: whatever it lands on will make everyone miserable.
It’s the first ever Best of the Worst sequel episode! In which the gang watches sequels to movies that have previously been featured. We start off with the baffling Playing Dangerous 2, followed by the revenge thriller The Exterminator (because Exterminator 2 was already watched) and finally the much-anticipated Deadly Prey follow-up, The Deadliest Prey.
Merry Christmas, everyone! Santa’s left the Best of the Worst crew a grouping of films that are the cinematic equivalent to a lump of coal.
The gang watches three 80′s sci-fi movies and discover, to their horror, that one is a comedy. Jay commits suicide live in the video. Rich Evans dies of a heart attack. Mike survives the viewing with mild PTSD and a hangover and Josh learns the magic of Christmas.
It’s back! The Wheel of the Worst returns with a new collection of tapes. What will fate pick for our intrepid heroes this time? Shoji Tobuchi? Dancing Grandmas? Whatever it picks, nobody will be happy.
Superhero movies don’t seem to be going away anytime soon. Let’s take a look back at the awkward years of comic book characters being brought to the silver screen with three notorious comic adaptation failures, including the infamous, never-officially-released Fantastic Four movie produced by Roger Corman. Also, for anyone interested, there is in fact a documentary coming out about the bizarre history of the Roger Corman Fantastic Four movie: www.doomedthemovie.com
Holy shit! It’s a new Best of the Worst featuring ninja movies, a special guest star, AND a NEW torture device for the modern age…the Choose n’ Lose! For more info about our special guest, visit the KILLER WOLF FILMS Facebook page.
The Wheel of the Worst is back! Unfortunately.
It’s the US vs Canada as the group suffers through three forgotten action films from the late 80s, culminating with Killing American Style – the long-lost film from Samurai Cop director Amir Shervan.
It's Best of the Worst's very first "Battle of the Genres!" In this episode, the group takes an action movie, a horror movie, and a sci-fi movie and pits them against each other to see which shitty movie gets it done the closest to what its genre should be.
Holy shit! Look out! It’s animals and they are attacking. Rich Mike, Jessi, Jack, and I guess Jay watch three amazing attacking animal movies. Get the fuck ready for 50 minutes of non-medy.
Oh no! The Wheel of the Worst is back! This time, the gang is joined by their Canadian friends to suffer with.
Rawr! The gang revisits some forgotten 90s dinosaur movies!
Booooo! It's a spooooooky new Halloween-themed Best of the Worst. What horrifying films await the group? Who will survive and what will be left of them?
Special Guest star Freddie Williams III joins us on this episode of Wheel of the Worst!!!
Ho ho ho! Merry Times! This Christmas, the Best of the Worst gang gets a giant lump of coal.
This time, the group actually gets around to talking in depth about the ill-fated 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special.
Rich Evans and three others watch 3 terrible Sci-Fi films!
Mike, Jack, Wizard, and Rich Evans watch 3 terrible action movies! What horror awaits them!?
Jack, Jay, Mike, and Rich Evans all take a spin on the wheel of nightmares and horror. What crap will the they land on or whatever.
Colin from Canada joins the gang to watch a terminator film, a film about a theme park filled with dinosaurs, and a movie where an old man punches people.
Jim and Colin from Canada are back to help spin the Wheel of the Worst yet again. What magic awaits them????
Oh no! It's a Battle of the Genres episode of Best of the Worst! This episodes features both one of the best movies the group has ever watched on the show, as well as one of the worst. Also, Robert Z'dar wears his best Borg cosplay.
Boooooo! Happy Halloween! For this Best of the Worst Halloween Spooktacular, the gang watches three totally scary movies that cause Jay to pass out, Rich to piss himself, and Mike to fall asleep: Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park, David A. Prior's Killer Workout, and Mystics in Bali, which is so scary that the gang can't remember the title.
The gang (and special guest Max Landis) watch 3 off-genre films: a superhero film, a 90's children's film, and something that defies any genre. Will they survive Max Landis? I mean the movies!?
It's the holiday season, yet again! Join the Red Letter Media gang as they celebrate by opening presents that contain either shitty Christmas specials or violent 80s action movies made by the good people at Cannon Films!
Mike, Jay, Jack, and Rich Evans spin the wheel and get three terrible films.
The gang watches three horrible, explosive action movies that all feature someone getting set on fire. Other highlights include baboons driving tanks, the lost city of Atlantis having an unseen motorcycle manufacturing plant, and a woman being mentally abused for the entire run time of a "fun" action thriller.
The gang tries out a new random movie selection device, to disastrous results. What movies are selected? Watch and see but here's a hint: they're all the worst possible selections.
To recover from the last miserable episode of Best of the Worst, the group decided to utilize the Wheel of the Worst! Because the group are gluttons for punishment!
Put on your sweatpants and prepare a pot of coffee because this is gonna be a long night! The gang watches two of the most baffling, nonsensical movies they've ever watched with Pocket Ninjas and Dangerous Men. Cyclone's in there too.
The Canadians are back! And what better way to welcome them to the US than by subjecting them to painful, outdated VHS tapes?
The Plinketto board is back! Is the Plinkett board replacing Half in the Bag? Is Half in the Bag replacing Best of the Worst? Is the comment section replacing Red Letter Media? Are tired memes replacing even more tired memes?
Jay, Mike, and Rich Evans encounter aliens from another country who visit Milwaukee for a short while to drink booze and watch terrible movies only to return to their home country, changed, less human, and more afraid of cinema than they ever have been before.
Boooo! It's the 2016 Best of the Worst Halloween Spooktacular, featuring clown monsters, evil killer robots, and James Earl Jones wearing a giant bug costume!
Mike, Jay, Jack, Josh, and Rich Evans try their luck on the Wheel of the Worst™ but fail on an epic level. They must watch every tape!! Or at least PART of every tape!!!
Happy Holidays! To celebrate the Christmas season, the gang watches on terrible Christmas film and two films about alligators!
The Plinketto board is back to terrorize the BOTW gang. It's possible with the selections at hand, the ball landed on the worst films possible. Is it fate? Is it the universe telling these losers to get a life? We'll let YOU decide.
The gang watches sequels to previous Best of the Worst movies. This is the second time they've done this, making it a sequel sequel episode.
Mike, Jay and Rich welcome special guest Freddie Williams to the first ever episode of the Best of the Worst Selection Series, in which Freddie personally selects all three films for the group to watch.
You thought it was dead. You thought wrong. The gang revives the Wheel of the Worst to torture us all!
Special guest star Len Kabasinski is back on Best of the Worst! This time Mike, Jay, Rich Evans, Jack, and Len watch three terrible films (surprise, surprise) well one is not so terrible after all... CHECK IT THE FUCK OUT!!!
In the first "Spotlight Series" episode of Best of the Worst, the gang takes a look at Hollywood Cop! From the director of Samurai Cop!
The Canadians are back! And we've decided to torture them yet again with the dreaded Wheel of the Woooooooorst!!!!
Oh no, it's Best of the Worst! This time the group watches three films that were recommended to us by one of our Canadian friends. It's The Sweeper, Empire of the Dark, and a German release of a Spanish movie, Mad Foxes! Oh my Goooood!
Mike, Jay and Rich Evans are joined by Colin from Canada to discuss the unsung bad movie masterpiece The Last Vampire on Earth, which is in no way "inspired" by Twilight.
I know we've dropped the ball lately with Best of the Worst, but now the gang is back to... drop the ball.. ON PLINKETTO!!! What nightmares await!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?
Boooo! It's that time of year again for another Best of the Worst Halloween Spooktacular! This year, the gang watches the totally-not-a-Blade-ripoff Vampire Assassin, The Halloween-themed slasher film Hack-O-Lantern, and the totally-not-an-Exorcist-or-Omen-ripoff Cathy's Curse.
The group dissects one of their absolute favorite terrible movies, Suburban Sasquatch! The terrifying story of a guy in a shitty gorilla costume ripping rubber arms off terrible actors!
Games of chance is the theme today! SPIN THAT WHEEL!! Your inbred flyover best friends from the Midwest (that you'll never meet or be friends with) spin a wooden wheel with obscure and terrible videos on it. Watch them watch the tapes! Get drunk! And embarrass themselves! Mike gets to spin twice to redeem himself. Enjoy!
Ho Ho Ho! The group celebrates Kick-mas by watching some terrible action movies with people kicking on the cover and a terrible animated Christmas special where nobody kicks or does much of anything.
The gang is back! And the game is on! Plinketto that is! After learning about the death of Rich Evans, the gang decides to carry on with life as usual. No interruptions with watching bad movies! It's time to drop the ball... the Plinketto ball and randomly select three pre-selected terrible movies. What films will get picked? You'll have to watch to find out! Because I already know cause I edited and have already seen the show! But you haven't! WATCH and see the gang pick movies, watch them, and then discuss their merits OR demerits during the final discussion! Enjoy the fun times had by all watching terrible b-movies!
Oh no! Mike has found a new way to torture Jay, Jack, and Rich Evans in this terrifying new episode of Best of the Worst! For years unmarked tapes have sat on the shelf. No one knew what they were.... until now! Enjoy this frightening new episode with a special surprise!
The gang watches a Demolition Man/Lawnmower Man ripoff, a Spawn ripoff that turns out to not be a Spawn ripoff, and a Leo Fong movie.
A special Guest joins the gang as they drop the Plinketto ball for the 6th time! What horrors await them?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!
The gang watches another Cameron Mitchell movie that Cameron Mitchell's barely in but lots of people get kicked, a Canadian-made road trip """"comedy"""" thriller (?), and an alien bigfoot movie. Lives are changed.
The Canadians are back! TO SPIN THE WHEEL OF THE WORST!!! Watch them watch videos that represent the worst of humanity!
Take a trip down memory lane as Best of the Worst celebrates the 35th anniversary of the release of the first camcorder by filming an entire episode on VHS cameras! You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll be nauseous from the horribly blown out low grade imagery. The only reprieve would be the fact that all three movies watched are 2K and 4K restorations available on blu-ray, but the movies themselves are just terrible so it doesn't matter.
It's another Spotlight Episode of Best of the Worst! This time, the gang watches Lycan Colony! A movie about a town full of """""werewolves.""""" AWESOME.
Booooo! It's Halloween again, which means the group has gotten together to watch some spooky horror films, including the now-traditional Heavy Metal-themed monster movie. Things got crazy. Then they didn't.
Oh no! The group tortures themselves with yet another Black Spine Edition™! What horrors await?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
The gang is back! This time they are "dropping the ball" on the Plinketto board again! What three moopies will they watch this time? Nothing special about this episode.
Merry Cat-mas, friends! To celebrate the holiday, the group watches movies that may be either terrible Christmas films or terrible films about cats. Or maybe both! Ho Ho Ho!
Special guest star Freddie Williams takes on three terrible movies with Mike, Jay, and Rich Evans. What will happen on the brand new Best of the Worst set?!?!? Probably the same thing that usually happens. Mike drinks too much and bullies people and says outrageous things. Jay also reveals he don't know what a turret is.
Oh no! After a six month hiatus, the Wheel of the Worst is back to torture the gang with more horrible VHS tapes that nobody should ever be forced to actually watch. LOOK OUT!
Make some popcorn and settle in for an episode where, as it turns out, pretty much all three films could have been Spotlight episodes on their own! Get ready for rubber monsters, nonsensical and unmotivated flying cars, and a clueless alien detective!
Mike, Jay, and Richard Evans "Spotlight" a terrible old movie called "Twister's Revenge" by Wisconsin filmmaker Bill Romaine.
It's that time again! Time to spin the wheel of the worst! Mack is back with the hacks and the guys watch some terrible videos!
Oh no! It's another Black Spine episode! This time with a twist. Watch in amazement and horror as the group digs deep into the seedy underbelly of the VHS, along the way learning something about themselves... and each other.
The gang is joined again by Mack and Shawn to discuss three wildly different types of insane movies. But most importantly...ROAR!
OMG it's another Plinketto! This time, Mike and Jay and the gang are joined by their very special celebrity guest star, Rich Evans! What horrors await???
In preparation for the new biopic starring Eddie Murphy, the gang highlights Rudy Ray Moore's weirdest movie!
The Canadians are back to discuss James Doohan, Neil Breen, and the longest and most absurd chase scene in movie history!
Oh no, the wheel is back! Christmas has come early! And yes, there is a Halloween episode of Best of the Worst coming up soon as well.
Happy Halloween everybody! This year, the group watches one of the worst batches of horror movies yet. Beware of Pumpkin monsters, bad hair metal, and Cameron Mitchell!
The group watches some "very" "scary" "christmas" "movies" including one of the most famous bad movies ever made!
It's another spotlight episode! This time on the recently unearthed film Wicked World, from the man who made the all-time classic THINGS. And just to be clear, we didn't alter the editing of the scenes in Wicked World. The way they are presented in this video is how the movie is actually edited!
Junka is back! This time it's Mack Vs the reigning champion, Jay! Whoever doesn't cause the tower to fall makes the group watch the tapes they pulled from the pile. Or is it the other way around? WHO CARES IT'S JUNKA!!!!!
The return of Leo Fong! A failed Harry Potter ripoff that wouldn't play in the VCR! A robot in the family! And monster ganstas! This episode has all those things and less!
Best of the Worst is back! This time, the group has created a whole new movie selection gimmick called Garbage Pick. What horrors await? Who will survive and what will be left of them???
The Wheel is back! Again! What tapes will lead to a miserable waste of a day this time around???
Need an escape from violence, riots, wildfires, hurricanes, endless shootings, burning cities, dangerous pandemics, extreme heat and people arguing about politics? Well, take a break and watch a new spotlight episode of Best of the Worst! This episode the gang takes a look at a random movie they find in a junk pile.
We're back! After spotlights and gimmicks for months, we sat down and just watched three and a half bad movies featuring identical twin Karate instructors, mystical cats, an out of shape alien bounty hunter that sounds suspiciously like a Canadian, and mind-controlling flies!
Boooooo! It's that time of year again! The time where the Best of the Worst gang drinks a lot of alcohol and laughs about bad movies. Although that's pretty much what they do all year round. But in October, they do it on a flimsy Halloween set!
Mike, Jay, Rich Evans, and a special guest star talk about the gay cult classic "Ben and Arthur"!
Mike, Jay, Tim and Rich Evans watch terrible videos to celebrate a terrible year. When is it time for the coffin?
After over a year-long hiatus, the Plinketto board is back to bore and disappoint as always! This time, the gang lands on a different genre for every drop of the ball. It's a Christmas miracle!!!
It's time for another spotlight episode! This time, the guys look back at one of their earliest bad movie night favorites, Blood Shack! Also known as "The Chooper." What's a chooper? You'll just have to watch the episode to find out. Spoiler: you won't find out. We still don't know what the word chooper is supposed to mean.
This time, the gang watches a gritty action movie about rival crimelords with just a touch of romance, a movie about a British ninja spy and his baboon sidekick stealing gold from a private island, and...Robowoman.
We finally made it! We've wasted 100 episodes worth of our lives! To celebrate, we decided to do all our various movie-picking gimmicks all in one episode! Come join our misery.
The gang watches three "classic" B-movies. No gimmicks. No guests. Just booze. And Cameron Mitchell. And weird perverts. And Apes. Also, Frank Stallone. Not Frank Malone. But also Pre Malone. Join these middle-aged white men as they tackle such topics as giant Apes, double crosses, cops on film, shoe sniffing, Kirk Cameron, and the CDC's mask requirements. AAAAPE!
The wheel is spun thrice! Then the gang must endure bad times as they viewed VHS tapes, CDs, and floppy discs of amusing or non-amusing content. Will they break under the pressure of viewing such materials? Or will they laugh, smile and have great times viewing these visual nightmares of filth. Journey with Mike, Jay, Tim, and Richard "Woggly Balls" Evans as they randomly select a video, movie, DVD, Laser Disc, filmstrip, or other materials and engage in conversations about what they did or did not witness while attempting to be funny. Mike will drink beers. Jay will drink beers. Tim will drink beers. Rich will drink Diet Cokes in an attempt to reduce his girth. Mike will drink too many beers and say things he regrets later in the sober light of daylight. How does this happen? With a Wheel of the Worst, of course! A round object that is spun to randomly select a films. Why does this happen? For entertainment and review purposes only of course!
The gang watches three films made by filmmakers who have had previous films on Best of the Worst before. Will they live up to.... no.
Mike is back to torture the gang with random VHS tapes from a dumpster. This time he's got a new and even more pointless gimmick! Pick a raffle ball to select a tape? Why? Cause these 40 year-old white dudes are emotionally stunted man-children with nothing else to do with their time.
Booooo! It's Halloween! You know what that means: a normal Best of the Worst episode except it's on a different set. This time, the gang is stuck in an Evil Dead-esque cabin to talk about three almost-movies, including one from the terrifying director of Shark Exorcist. Oh no!!!!
Colin joins the crew as they watch a movie found in a dumpster.
It's that magical time of year yet again! The one where the gang watches awful movies that may or may not have anything to do with the holiday of Christmas. Ho ho ho! Will they get a Christmas gem in their stockings, or just a lump of coal? And by coal, I mean an outdated corporate training video on VHS.
For the very first and last time, the guys pick VHS tapes while blindfolded. What horrors await... ah whatever. Movies watched: The Incredible Melting Man, Starship, and Lady Avenger
The Wheel of the Worst is back to ruin everyone's day! And possibly their entire lives. Hands will be mutilated, the darker side of basketball will be learned, and embarrassing rap songs will be sung!
After a year-long hiatus, the Plinketto board is back, in Bog form! Thank you to our special guest for wallowing in our misery with us!
It's time for another Best of the Worst spotlight episode! This time, the gang discusses the 2011 feature film Clash in the College. See what happens when political ideologies are challenged in multiple Holiday Inn hotel rooms!
The collective nightmare continues, seemingly without end... This time it's Rich vs Tim in the 3rd Junka battle to see who will watch a pile of spineless tapes found in a dumpster. What horrors await!!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!!?!??
Hey remember the Bad Movie Scavenger Hunt???? It's a gimmick we only did once, two years ago. We didn't run this gimmick into the ground! So now it's back! This time, there's three contestants, two pieces of criteria, and endless trash to choose from! Who will win the scavenger hunt? What will win Best of the Worst? And when will someone change my diaper???
Booooo it's that time of year again! Time for the gang to drink a deadly amount of alcohol and talk about embarrassing horror movies! This year, the movies feature oozing green goo, cartoon characters assaulting co-eds, and an intense psychological drama that turns into a Freddy Krueger movie every once in a while.
In this episode of Best of the Blurst, the gang pays tribute to b-movie veteran Albert Pyun. He's made post apocalyptic movies. He's made cyborg movies. He's made post apocalyptic cyborg movies. He's done it all!
Ho ho ho, it's that time of year again. The time for RLM to recycle an old gimmick to diminishing results! Merry Christmas or whatever, let's watch some Cannon films! Action, sorcery, and terrible fashion awaits as the group watches Avenging Force starring Michael Dudikoff, The Barbarians starring The Barbarians, and Breakin' 2 starring a bunch of people who should be embarrassed of themselves. Happy Holidays!
New Year. New Wheel. That's right, idiots! It's back! The Wheel of the Worst with new tapes and new terror to terrorifyer your dreamz. On this special episode comic books artist Freddie T. Williams the 3rd returns to the mean streets of Milwaukee to tempt his fate once more by spinning the wheel to select a random tape or dvd to watch. This time there is a mild twist to yet another gimmick, but the twist is so mild I won't even bother mentioning it. What does the wheel spin too? whelch tapes wioll be picked? Jay, Mike, and Rich are in classic form as they continue to be the oldest and least influential internet clowns around. Well, kind of influentional. This time 4 tapes are watchted. Which in the end prooves to be 4 tapes to meny. As the fiurst tape salected is really good. Enjoy this latest plepisode of blesta off the wist: whel ofk det shfjki
Mike, Jay and Rich Evans face their greatest challenge to date: After Last Season. A DVD movie that has been looming over them like the specter of death lusting after a terminally ill cancer patient. The time has done finally come for them to put on this DVD and watch that film that only few have dared to watch before. A film that cannot be unseen. What happens when a man makes a film? A man that by all accounts may not have eyes. A man that may not have a brain. A man that seemingly placed a camera down and turned it on, hoping to capture the most terrifying film of the year. A man with access to a warehouse, lots of paper, huge vulgar chunks of cardboard, industrial metal shelving, laminated bright orange paper. Maybe a printer. Dusty dressers. And, of course, a real MRI machine. One grandma uses to check on her anus and make sure it's clog-free. How then does this filmmaker create a art of such a creation? Art does indeed come from adversity, but not mental adversity.
We have an overwhelming amount of VHS and DVDs in our studio, but instead of sift through those to help get rid of some of our library, we decided to watch three new movies that are only available on streaming! It's Mega Lightning, Shuny Bee's Fight of Fury, and Birdemic 3! Also the two leads in Mega Lightning apparently also star in that terrible looking Winnie the Pooh horror movie that just came out.
It's thyme for another Best of the Girth! In this episode, the gang all get to pick their own movie to watch. What they end up with is a dry fantasy movie, a wet shot-on-video nightmare, and a kid's movie made for sickos. Hooray!
Called the most unhinged Wheel of the Worst to date by film critic Pauline Kael, this is the 25th episode of Wheel of the Worst. Destined to go down in history as the 25th episode of Wheel of the Worst, this episode has been called the most unhinged Wheel of the Worst to date by film critic Pauline Kael. The Wheel of the Worst has been spun 25 times now. This, perhaps, might be the most unhinged episode to date, as noted by famed film critic Pauline Kael. Perhaps this episode will most be remembered not for being the most unhinged episode of Best of the Worst, but that it is indeed the 25th Wheel of the Worst, as noted by legendary film critic Pauline Kael.
OMG it's Best of the Worst! This time it's Canada vs. the US as we pit two action movies that look very similar on the surface against each other to see which country did it better! Rowdy Roddy Pipper and Billy Blanks star in Back in Action! The touching story of Billy Blanks turning into a raging psychopath at the idea that his little sister is out there somewhere living her own life. Then there's Enemy Territory, a John Carpenter-esque siege movie about an insurance nerd being trapped in a low end apartment building and running down the same hallway over and over and teaming up with Ray Parker Jr aka the guy who did the Ghostbusters theme song. Shablam!
The gang is back! The wheel must be spun three times to select videos for these men to watch! This is the 26th time we've spun the wheel and this time it's no less embarrassing. Heavens help them! They've selected films that will test their limits as countless frauds who huckster and grift their way across the internet. These hollow clowns will attempt to breakdown them videos in the way no others can on the internet. Talk about old videos made for perverts, the elderly, and medical professionals. The mens will make jokes and live, laugh, love, eat and pray love as Rich Evans once again defies death another day. His soul is always being pulled towards Hell by our one and only lord and savior, Satan. Each episode of Best of the Worst takes a little piece of his once happy heart and replaces it with the black coal of the Devil's shart. Poor Rich. He tries.
Happy Halloween, idiots! It's the annual Halloween episode of Best of the Worst! That time of year where the group all drinks too much and makes fun of terrible movies. So basically like any normal episode, but these episodes use spooky music so it's totally different. This year, the gang has gathered their most pathetic line up of haunted items yet. It's Tim Ritter's Killing Spree, Night of the Demon, and Vampire Riders!!!! Also, this year has been a bit of a wet fart to say the least. Times arrow continues forward, but alas it keeps missing us as we try to let it hit us directly in the junk. We travel onward moving into the obscure, nightmarish realms of darkness, disease, and aching lower backs. As we enter into our twilight days, we remember the good times and great episodes of Best of the Worst. We remember our dearly departed friend Rich Evans, who we lost this year due to Brain Stop Working syndrome (BSW).
Best of the Worst is BACK! After an embarrassing Halloween booze fest, we decide to stack up the old black spine tapes and play a game of Junka™! Heaven and help us!! This time legendary Hollyweird celebrity Milwaukee Culkin appears from behind a wooden thing. When he's in town he's known as Milwaukee Milwaukee Culkin Culkin (legal name change). What’s Junka™ you ask? Well I’m glad you didn’t. Junka™ is a game where we stack up tapes in rows of 7 or 8 or something like that. I think 7. I don't care. And then pull tapes out, replacing them on the top of the pile with a spray painted tape. We used to use Nukie tapes until we put them all in a wood chipper. Now they is dust. Rich “The Barf Bag” Evans joins Mr. McCulkin in a pointless battle of tapes, wits, and skills that's certain to be more difficult than Celebrity Jeopardy! While the last winner was Tim, he wasn’t around so we had Rich Evans battle Milwaukee. Milwaukee came prepared though.
In this latest installment of the popular series “Best of the Worst” the boys delve into the 2017 hit film “Wish Upon”. But what exactly is a wish? Well, put simply, a wish is something you really want, but can’t make a reality yourself. Something that just will never ever happen without an external force, often a mystical or supernatural one. An example would be: you wish you had superpowers or win the lottery or that there would be a Half in the Bag on The Batman. These are things you cannot make happen yourself or will never ever happen under any circumstance. You don’t say, “I wish I could go out and get Taco Bell”. That you can make happen. That is not a wish (although afterwards you will wish you didn’t (excessive bathroom problems). The film “Wish Upon” asks the question, “What would happen if a dimwitted high school girl found a magical Chinese wish pot?” What would she do? A normal adult would wish for Rich Evans to sit on their face.
Ho Ho Ho it's time for another Christmas episode of Best of the Blurst! This year, we decided to do something different and leave our choices up to chance by having Santa Claus drop lumps of coal down the ol' Plinketto board and randomly select a few Christmas movies for us to watch!!!
You may know Glenn Danzig for his music. Or perhaps you know him as the guy who got punched out. Or maybe you know him from his viral kitty litter photo. But what you may not know is that Glenn Danzig is also a "'''''''''filmmaker'''''''''' who's previous movie was called Verotika. We reviewed Verotika on Half in the Bag a few years ago and now he's back, baby! His latest movie is called Death Rider in the House of Vampires. It's a vampire western. And the main character is literally named "Death Rider" because Glenn Danzig is a very serious filmmaker. Come with us on this autopsy of a once promising good-bad filmmaker who has now made one of the most boring movies of all time. If Glenn Danzig is going to waste our day, then we're going to waste yours! Enjoy, suckers!!
A wise man once said, “Brevity is the soul of wit.” Well, if that’s the case, judging by the length of this video these are four of the most witless clown-fools on the internet today. Mike, Jay, Jack and Rich Evans are perhaps the dumbest humans that have ever krebbed in my shorts. Hi I’m retired underground illegal casino pit boss Krebs Gorlon, and today I write to you from my home in war-torn Haiti to tell you about this newest episode of Best of the Worst. I'm farting as I type this due to the bacteria ravaging my colon, but I will try to make sense. Boy, it sure has been a long time since we’ve seen the boys watch three feature films, eh? But alas, today they are spinning the Wheel of the Worst™ again... There’s something about old, undiscovered tapes that makes my taint tingle with the titillating excitement of that first time I killed a man. Rich and Jack display a palpable level of non-excitement at this prospect in our video’s opening. Trust me, I get it.
It finally happened! The day that we received a package from Breen was the best day since the pandemic started. The slim package that arrived in our mailbox was like a little slice of heaven sent to us from above. A simple mailer that held the truth of which we sought. Cinema. Kino. Joy. I looked at the package, my brow sweating with anticipation. I pursed my lips as I often do in the delicious moments before sipping an ice cold beer. This was just as good. Maybe better. The mailer was that of a simple man. It wasn’t a fancy mailer. It wasn’t padded nor did it have a design on it. In fact, the mailer the DVD arrived in was a cut up cereal box held together with duct tape. I smiled and whispered to myself, “That’s the cup of a carpenter…”. It was here. We received the new Neil Breen film. Was this a Blu-ray? No. This was a DVD-R burned on a computer. I smelled the disc and the jewel case. It smelled like 2003. I cried at the beauty of the whole embarrassing ordeal.
