Dame Joan offers beauty tips to our host as he rides his exercise bike, "In The Frame" takes a look at a marvellous work depicting "The Jeremy Kyle Show" - in which Jeremy sorts out a naughty hamster.
"Question Time" is in Bath (quite literally), while on "Lorraine" Lorraine Kelly and Mark Heyes take a look at cheap fashion, including the latest must-have accessory - Owls.
In "Eastenders" Kat has a major announcement or three to make to Alfie. We join a tense World Championship quarter-final match between two of the sport's top players. But where is the cheese?
Today "In The Frame" will be taking a look at another painting of a woman with a guitar. We learn what is required to make the national dish of England and the health of a man is investigated. Where are the sausages?