Mockumentary based in the border security office of fictional Northend Airport, a small provincial airport which may lack a little in glamour, but still must abide by the same rules as larger international airports.
Proctor discovers that rumours of a royal visit to perform the opening ceremony for the new terminal have been greatly exaggerated. Tariq's vaping upsets the new sniffer dog, and Clive's mislaid gun creates a crisis.
Proctor is interviewing candidates for Clive's old job, and is surprised to find that the first applicant is Clive. Grant calls a strike, and no-one wants to deal with a suspected ebola victim.
When two bodies are repatriated through Northend, a mix-up with the coffins causes chaos, forcing a reluctant Andy to connect with her emotions. Luckily, Mo and Suj are on hand to rifle through luggage and help resolve the situation.
Proctor has given up drinking and bets are being laid concerning the duration of her sobriety. A plumbing problem in the ladies' toilet and Alicia, a fiery woman travelling on her pre-transition passport, ensure that she falls off the wagon with little delay.
The dreaded Mary Parfitt conducts the annual inspection.