Butch Patterson: Private Dick is a single camera sitcom about a private detective who describes himself as "a walking textbook of social problems and addictions" as well as "an alcoholic deviant hooked on hard core pornography."
Blanche duMaurier and Debbie Hitler strike a deal but Debbie double-double crosses Blanche. Tommy gets into the drug running business and Butch steals a new suit.
Butch is celebrating closing his latest case when a new femme fatale shows up. After a spirited drinking contest butch agrees to take her case. Butch is set up by his Mom and she collects his back rent.
Butch cons Blanche into being his dance partner so he can expose the seedy steroid and drug fueled underbelly of dance marathon competitions being rigged by Tommy Rubella.
Butch plays pool for booze and has the unfortunate luck of stumbling across Frank the man whose life he has ruined by endless crank calls over the past decade. Frank chases Butch around the city trying to kill him.
Tommy Rubella has been fixing the reading drive and Butch is hired by a concerned parent. Butch goes undercover as a French foreign exchange student in a grade five public school class. Pt. 1