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Cardinal Burns

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  • Ended
  • Channel 4
  • 2012-05-08T00:00:00Z
  • 30 mins
  • 6 hours, 0 mins
  • United Kingdom
  • English
  • Comedy
Cardinal Burns is a new comedy sketch show written and performed by Seb Cardinal and Dustin Demri-Burns. Sketches range from silly and cartoonish to smart, contemporary concepts, to character pieces and quick fire moments of madness, all filmed with an ambitiously filmic and rich frame of reference that make this series stand out from the crowd. Running characters include Office Flirt and New Guy, a cartoonish sketch examining office etiquette; a behind the scenes look at street artist Banksy; and Young Dreams, a parody of The Hills featuring three young girls on a fashion internship.

13 episodes

1x01 Episode 1

  • Series Premiere

    2012-05-08T21:30:00Z — 30 mins

In the first episode, Banksy is going through a failed attempt at a street picture. There's a shaggy dog story with Phil and Terry on a tour of Buckingham Palace with the Queen. And dramas unfold in the Young Dreams house as Rachel, Olivia and Yumi embark on their big city adventure in fashion.

1x02 Episode 2

  • 2012-05-15T21:30:00Z — 30 mins

In this episode, a class of nobodies learn how to be rock stars. Banksy accidentally gets his stepson arrested on a late-night stake out; and cockney cabbie and film extra Phil shares some juicy stories about Johnny Depp.

1x03 Episode 3

  • 2012-05-22T21:30:00Z — 30 mins

Settle in for a visit to Kookyville - a comic take on American indie films; Charlie and New Guy get flirty at the company board meeting; and witness 'The Burning Man' - the most terrifying magic stunt ever performed on a comedy sketch show.

1x04 Episode 4

  • 2012-05-29T21:30:00Z — 30 mins

In this edition, there's a massacre in a salsa class, we meet Target Blonde, the tallest rock band in the world, and join cockney cabbies Phil and Terry, who've had a fight with Richard Branson on a flight to the moon.

1x05 Episode 5

  • 2012-06-05T21:30:00Z — 30 mins

Camp paranormal investigators Phil and Jase get spooked at Goswell House. Dustin is humiliated at a TV ad casting, and tension rises when New Guy installs a hot tub at Office Flirt HQ.

1x06 Episode 6

  • 2012-06-12T21:30:00Z — 30 mins

In this final episode of Seb Cardinal and Dustin Demri-Burns' sketch show, a friendly squash match turns violent, Yumi, Rachel and Olivia celebrate the end of their internship in the dramatic season finale of Young Dreams, and Seb finds a businessman living in a tree in his back garden.

2x01 Episode 1

  • Season Premiere

    2014-04-30T21:30:00Z — 30 mins

New Guy and Charlie try out extravagant new flirting tricks, Yumi kills Rachel's chances with a dreamy yoga instructor in Young Dreams, and Turkish minicab drivers Hashtag and Bukake demonstrate heroic attempts to rescue a damsel in distress, and Banksy is back, trying to bond with his stepson on a camping trip that ends in catastrophe.

2x02 Episode 2

  • 2014-05-07T21:30:00Z — 30 mins

Paranormal investigators Phil and Jase get more than they bargained for when they attend a routine demon extraction. Hashtag and Bukake are caught up in bar brawl with a pair of hipsters over a beautiful fare.

2x03 Episode 3

  • 2014-05-14T21:30:00Z — 30 mins

Banksy's French pen pal Le Rat comes to stay, resulting in a brush with the law, while Curtis: a do-gooding 80s rapper finds himself a bit out of place on the London grime scene.

2x04 Episode 4

  • 2014-05-21T21:30:00Z — 30 mins

Things get ugly when New Guy and Charlie train a gang of resident office geeks in the art of flirting. Young Dreams' Rachel falls in love with a handsome tramp while volunteering at the homeless shelter, and time travelling children's TV heroes Matthew and Leon fight notorious villains of the past with their super computer.

2x05 Episode 5

  • 2014-05-28T21:30:00Z — 30 mins

Office tedium is destroyed with a spiked birthday cake, airline pilots Malcolm and Geoff struggle to get to grips with the intercom system; Young Dreams' Rachel channels her inner Ellie Goulding, while music festival stewards Bert and Moon have cruel intentions.

2x06 Episode 6

  • 2014-06-04T21:30:00Z — 30 mins

Phil and Jase take time off from ghost-catching to endure a spa break from hell, and Banksy and Jill attend a suburban swingers BBQ. Hashtag and Bukake set off on a dramatic car chase to defend their minicab firm from a rival taxi company. And flirting goes high stakes as New Guy and Charlie are kicked out of the office and end up flirting in the grimy back streets of the city.